《Triplets》歌词

[00:00:00] Triplets - Danny Kaye

[00:00:04] Three little unexpected children simultaneously

[00:00:06] The doctor bought us in you can see

[00:00:08] That we'll be three forever and E I O

[00:00:12] You wouldn't know how agonizing

[00:00:13] Being triplets can be

[00:00:14] Each one is individually the

[00:00:16] Victim of that clinical day E I O

[00:00:19] Every summer we go away to Baden Baden Baden

[00:00:23] Every winter we come back

[00:00:24] Home to Walla Walla Walla

[00:00:29] We do everything alike

[00:00:30] We look alike we dress alike

[00:00:33] We walk alike we talk alike and what is more

[00:00:36] We hate each other very much

[00:00:38] We hate our folks

[00:00:39] We're sick of jokes about how

[00:00:41] Hard it is to tell us apart

[00:00:43] If one of us gets the measles

[00:00:44] Then another one gets the measles

[00:00:46] Then all of gets the

[00:00:47] Measles and mumps and croup

[00:00:50] How I wish I had a gun a little gun

[00:00:54] It would be fun to shoot

[00:00:55] The other two and only be one

[00:00:57] Mrs Hildendorfer loves

[00:00:59] To talk to Mrs Goldenbasser

[00:01:01] Of the day she went to

[00:01:02] Sloane's and had her silly Willy

[00:01:04] Mrs Hassencooper loves to

[00:01:06] Talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel

[00:01:08] Of her major operation when

[00:01:10] She had her twins

[00:01:11] But when mother comes along

[00:01:13] She silences the others

[00:01:15] She accomplished something

[00:01:17] That is very rare in mothers

[00:01:19] For example just to prove

[00:01:21] That she was more than ample

[00:01:23] She admits Lane Bryant thought

[00:01:24] That they were measuring a giant

[00:01:26] Dr Heimerdanner almost

[00:01:28] Lost his bedside manner

[00:01:30] On the day that he first

[00:01:31] Slipped upon us three

[00:01:34] We do everything alike

[00:01:36] We look alike we dress alike

[00:01:38] We walk alike we talk alike and what is more

[00:01:41] We hate each other very much

[00:01:43] We hate our folks

[00:01:44] We're sick of jokes on

[00:01:45] What an art it is to tell us apart

[00:01:48] We eat the same kind of vittles

[00:01:50] We drink from the same kind of bottles

[00:01:51] We sit in the same kind of high chair

[00:01:53] High chair high chair

[00:01:55] Momma says that we're a bore and what is more

[00:01:59] She didn't want to have us

[00:02:00] And we didn't want to have her no more