《I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

[00:00:18] Hey hey Leroy Leroy

[00:00:21] Yeah

[00:00:21] Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson

[00:00:24] Mike Mike Tyson he's the boy

[00:00:25] That played football from Montreal ain't he

[00:00:28] No no you old coop he a he a boxer man

[00:00:31] Yeah

[00:00:31] Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago

[00:00:34] I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard

[00:00:38] His head flew off into the eigtheenth row

[00:00:41] They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row

[00:00:44] I was in Jeff's crib one night about eight

[00:00:46] And we were watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes

[00:00:49] Jeff was like

[00:00:50] Man you see how hard Mike's punchin'

[00:00:51] Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin'

[00:00:53] Left right left right another K O

[00:00:56] If that was me I'd a been ok though

[00:00:58] The very next day I gave Russell a ring

[00:01:00] With J L and Omar we all called Don King

[00:01:02] I said 'yeah Don I got a problem

[00:01:04] Tell 'em Prince

[00:01:05] Yeah what's up what you sayin you tryin' to solve them '

[00:01:06] Forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty'

[00:01:08] Me and Mike two months Trump Atlantic City'

[00:01:11] Yo you got this you gonna bust dude up

[00:01:13] Yeah you can be my trainer

[00:01:14] Word up

[00:01:15] I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice

[00:01:18] And yo Jeff straight up I think I can Mike Tyson

[00:01:19] Man you can beat him you can beat him

[00:01:24] Yo man word up

[00:01:25] Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this

[00:01:27] You can do it

[00:01:29] Extra extra read all about it

[00:01:33] Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight

[00:01:37] Ah he's crazy

[00:01:39] Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row

[00:01:43] Hey Leroy you read the paper

[00:01:44] That boy done lost his man

[00:01:46] There was press conference to see what training I was doing

[00:01:48] Before then I had never heard reporters booing

[00:01:51] Cameras flashing I was in the middle

[00:01:53] I didn't wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little

[00:01:55] I said uh I been training 2o hours a day

[00:01:58] Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that's what he's doin')

[00:02:00] And I run 10 000 miles every morning

[00:02:02] Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory

[00:02:04] I drink water 20 gallons a pop

[00:02:06] And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block

[00:02:09] (he can do it too)

[00:02:10] And 4 million sit ups in a minute

[00:02:11] I ain't lying I did it

[00:02:14] (he done it)

[00:02:14] The general public thought I was a fool

[00:02:16] I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool

[00:02:18] Well gettin' dissed is never good

[00:02:20] But I was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood

[00:02:22] I was at the corner at the top of my block

[00:02:24] There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop

[00:02:27] It was Larwence my barber and Franny

[00:02:29] He yelled out

[00:02:29] Hey Prince you can win

[00:02:31] I said 'really ' and I stopped to chat

[00:02:33] You could beat him man if you hit him wit a bat

[00:02:36] Ha ha you gon' get whipped

[00:02:38] But can I have your shoes when he break your neck

[00:02:40] Everybody was laughin' out loud

[00:02:42] I thought at least my own Grandma would be proud

[00:02:44] I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her

[00:02:47] I heard her on the phone

[00:02:48] (a thousand bucks on Tyson)

[00:02:58] It's fight day and man am I hyped

[00:03:01] Woah I can't wait to see Mike

[00:03:03] Boy I'm hyped ready to be my thing

[00:03:04] Trump Castle Casino

[00:03:07] In this corner weighing in

[00:03:10] At a mere 165 pounds the Lighting Rodent

[00:03:13] The Fresh Prince (booing)

[00:03:17] And in this corner

[00:03:18] The heavyweight champion of the world

[00:03:21] Iron Mike Tyson (cheering)

[00:03:25] I came out hustling sliding and grabbing

[00:03:26] Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'

[00:03:29] For a second I looked good out there

[00:03:31] But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare

[00:03:33] One punch that's all it took (oooh)

[00:03:36] He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook

[00:03:38] Now how can I say this and be a little discreet

[00:03:40] Let's just say that my bowels released

[00:03:42] I called timeout and went back to my corner

[00:03:44] Said to my coach 'ain't no way I'm goin'

[00:03:46] The hell back out there man you can't forget it'

[00:03:49] My body's like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna (hit it)

[00:03:51] They tried to make me go meet my doom

[00:03:53] But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room

[00:03:55] The next day the headline in the town

[00:03:57] 'Fresh Prince breaks camp Tyson wins first round'

[00:03:59] Some fool asked why I ran away

[00:04:02] I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'

[00:04:04] My career is over as far as fightin'

[00:04:06] But I don't know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson

[00:04:09] Hey Leroy

[00:04:11] Yeah

[00:04:11] Did you see the fight did you see the fight

[00:04:14] The the the football player

[00:04:15] No the boxer come on man

[00:04:17] I was at the fight last night

[00:04:19] I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars

[00:04:21] For my ticket right

[00:04:22] Ah you weren't at no fight

[00:04:23] I seen you around here last night

[00:04:25] And the boy the boy ran out the ring

[00:04:28] You always lying

[00:04:29] I ain't lying

[00:04:30] You lie to your grandkids

[00:04:31] I seen it

[00:04:32] You been lying ever since you was a little kid

[00:04:34] Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off

[00:04:36] His leg fell off and it fell over

[00:04:37] You always lying

[00:04:38] And it knocked the HBO camerman's camera fell out his hand

[00:04:39] I said god damn I couldn't beleive it Leroy

[00:04:41] You shoulda been there you definetly shoulda been there

[00:04:42] I was right next to you playin' checkers