《第029集_连环套》歌词
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[00:00:00] 窦尔敦
[00:00:01] 上官元婴一行十人
[00:00:05] 赶奔桑梓镇
[00:00:09] 路过李仙桥
[00:00:11] 在这儿借宿
[00:00:13] 住在一家
[00:00:14] 老张家
[00:00:15] 说实在的
[00:00:17] 本宅的主人老张头
[00:00:20] 为人厚道善良
[00:00:23] 就他的儿子
[00:00:24] 不是东西
[00:00:26] 万不认字儿啊
[00:00:29] 本来皆大欢喜
[00:00:31] 吃完了喝完了
[00:00:33] 坐这休息谈心
[00:00:35] 诶
[00:00:35] 正这节骨眼
[00:00:37] 他这败家儿子回来了
[00:00:40] 进院里头纸糊的驴大嗓门
[00:00:44] 就跟家人吵
[00:00:46] 吵开了
[00:00:47] 怎么的
[00:00:48] 咱家来人了
[00:00:50] 上房屋那些人都是谁
[00:00:53] 少爷
[00:00:54] 来客人了
[00:00:56] 嗯
[00:00:56] 人家
[00:00:57] 嗯
[00:00:58] 在这借宿住一晚上
[00:01:01] 他妈的
[00:01:02] 来的咱家
[00:01:03] 他妈也不是店房
[00:01:04] 借什么血
[00:01:06] 谁答应的
[00:01:08] 老员外答应的
[00:01:10] 我不在家
[00:01:11] 他净找事儿
[00:01:13] 我老糟头子
[00:01:15] 我都瞅瞅是什么货
[00:01:18] 您别吵吵
[00:01:19] 您这么一吵吵
[00:01:21] 人家都能听见
[00:01:22] 听他妈怎么的
[00:01:25] 这家伙嘴巴啷叽的
[00:01:27] 从外边就进来了
[00:01:29] 他爹一看呢
[00:01:31] 怕出事
[00:01:33] 赶紧过来
[00:01:34] 就劝孩子
[00:01:35] 你回来啦
[00:01:37] 饭菜都有
[00:01:38] 到下屋吃饭去吧
[00:01:40] 啊
[00:01:41] 饿了吧
[00:01:41] 孩子你待着
[00:01:45] 我
[00:01:45] 我这都什么货
[00:01:46] 这是他妈
[00:01:47] 我挨个数一数
[00:01:50] 你说当着这么多人的面
[00:01:52] 他嘴巴狼藉的
[00:01:54] 众人闪目观看
[00:01:57] 一瞅这位长得太南边了
[00:02:00] 这老张头这么善良
[00:02:02] 怎么有这么个儿子
[00:02:04] 哪辈儿缺了德了
[00:02:07] 一瞅这家这个啊
[00:02:09] 可够高的
[00:02:10] 长得五大三粗
[00:02:12] 手一伸跟蒲扇差不多少
[00:02:15] 肩膀宽宽的
[00:02:17] 就这张脸
[00:02:19] 长得不顺眼
[00:02:22] 一张大饼子脸
[00:02:24] 奔了头
[00:02:25] 翘下巴
[00:02:27] 这俩眼睛长得好像螃蟹
[00:02:30] 往外鼓鼓着
[00:02:31] 一边一个
[00:02:33] 那要说谁研究不一边一个呀
[00:02:36] 不
[00:02:36] 咱说了是螃蟹眼睛离得太远
[00:02:40] 叫人看着有点害怕
[00:02:43] 塔鼻梁子大
[00:02:45] 翻鼻子头
[00:02:46] 大嘴叉
[00:02:47] 两个虎牙往外呲呲
[00:02:50] 清虚虚的面孔多少有点短胡子茬
[00:02:56] 你别看长得不怎么地啊
[00:02:58] 穿的可不错
[00:02:59] 穿绸果断
[00:03:02] 还蹬着一双短靴
[00:03:05] 往一站咬人
[00:03:06] 不咬人的还挺唬人
[00:03:09] 一说话瓮声瓮气的
[00:03:11] 震的这房间都起回音
[00:03:16] 这付春宝这孩子
[00:03:17] 本来就顽皮
[00:03:19] 他一看这位长得太难点了
[00:03:21] 刚喝下一口水去
[00:03:23] 整个都喷出来了
[00:03:26] 哎哟我的妈呀
[00:03:29] 这世界上还有这么难看的人吗
[00:03:33] 幸亏他秃
[00:03:35] 舌头尖
[00:03:36] 他说这话呀
[00:03:38] 进来这个大汉
[00:03:39] 没听清楚
[00:03:41] 要听清了
[00:03:42] 非干起来不可
[00:03:44] 可就是这样
[00:03:45] 也完不了
[00:03:48] 这个大汉瞅了瞅
[00:03:50] 我他妈都什么人
[00:03:51] 你就把他们收下
[00:03:53] 这年头可不太平
[00:03:55] 占山的为王的
[00:03:57] 落草的为寇的
[00:03:58] 山猫野兽
[00:03:59] 什么玩意儿都有
[00:04:00] 我看这帮人也绝非善类
[00:04:04] 我学会武艺
[00:04:05] 要替天行道
[00:04:07] 福暴安良
[00:04:08] 遇上歹徒
[00:04:10] 我是一个也不饶
[00:04:12] 哪哪哪妈呀呀呀呀呀
[00:04:16] 就他叫唤开了
[00:04:18] 大伙儿听着十分可笑
[00:04:21] 窦尔敦
[00:04:22] 上官元婴能跟他一般见识吗
[00:04:26] 这是有身份的人
[00:04:28] 听见假装没听见
[00:04:30] 坐那没动
[00:04:33] 但是
[00:04:34] 付春宝
[00:04:35] 受不了
[00:04:37] 付春宝一听他这嘴里老带脏字儿
[00:04:40] 就站起来了
[00:04:42] 哎
[00:04:42] 我说你这个人
[00:04:44] 你这是嘴呀
[00:04:45] 是一屁股
[00:04:47] 这回这大汉听清了诶
[00:04:51] 你
[00:04:51] 你
[00:04:51] 你说谁呢
[00:04:52] 说你呢
[00:04:54] 说
[00:04:54] 旁人对得起你吗
[00:04:57] 我
[00:04:58] 你一进门
[00:04:59] 连朝就再喊
[00:05:01] 嘴巴啷叽
[00:05:02] 竟带脏费
[00:05:04] 你说谁是坏人
[00:05:06] 谁是孝干零碎
[00:05:08] 谁不是好东西
[00:05:10] 你说怎么的
[00:05:12] 我他妈瞅你就不是东西
[00:05:14] 我瞅你就不是好人
[00:05:16] 好小子
[00:05:18] 你欠揍
[00:05:19] 今个我给你数数脾气
[00:05:22] 老张头一看
[00:05:24] 赶紧过来了
[00:05:25] 畜生冤家
[00:05:28] 你气死我了
[00:05:31] 来的都是好人呐
[00:05:33] 你顺口胡说八道
[00:05:35] 你给我出去
[00:05:37] 你给我出去
[00:05:40] 他的儿子还真不在乎他老子
[00:05:43] 把眼睛一瞪
[00:05:44] 你说谁出去
[00:05:46] 我看你出去差不多
[00:05:47] 你躲开吧
[00:05:48] 害手害脚的
[00:05:50] 他一步步了
[00:05:52] 他爹站立不稳
[00:05:54] 一个摘的好些没趴下
[00:05:57] 幸亏叫家人给扶住了
[00:06:01] 说话之间
[00:06:02] 这条大汉抡起巴掌
[00:06:05] 对着付春宝就是一巴掌
[00:06:09] 付春宝实在气急了
[00:06:11] 这组人非得好好教训教训他不可
[00:06:14] 上步闪身
[00:06:16] 他一掌即空
[00:06:18] 付春宝使了一招
[00:06:20] 叫金丝缠蔓一
[00:06:23] 把他的腕子抓住了
[00:06:25] 往怀里一蹬
[00:06:27] 往外一抖
[00:06:28] 去你妈的吧
[00:06:32] 怎么叫把式呢
[00:06:34] 法事会借劲用劲儿
[00:06:37] 使的是巧劲儿
[00:06:39] 你别看这条大汉长得五大三粗
[00:06:43] 他这两下子真不怎么地
[00:06:45] 叫副主宝这一抖了
[00:06:48] 他站立不稳
[00:06:49] 扑通一个屁股墩就坐下了
[00:06:51] 要坐到旁人面前还好点儿
[00:06:55] 正坐在一桶碑石宽的面前
[00:06:58] 石宽早就气急了
[00:07:01] 一伸手把他脑领子给抓住了
[00:07:05] 我去你的
[00:07:06] 到外头凉快凉快去
[00:07:07] 不又变
[00:07:11] 把这条大汉扔院去了
[00:07:14] 这跟头摔的这个脆呀
[00:07:16] 院里还有花墙
[00:07:18] 这大汉后脑勺正碰到花墙上
[00:07:21] 哗啦
[00:07:23] 碰坏了三块砖
[00:07:25] 他的脑壳还真硬
[00:07:28] 换旁人
[00:07:29] 起不来了
[00:07:31] 再看这小子
[00:07:33] 一骨碌身坐起来了
[00:07:34] 哎哟我的妈
[00:07:36] 摔死我了
[00:07:37] 摔死我了
[00:07:39] 紧跟着一挺腰又站起来了
[00:07:42] 二话不说
[00:07:43] 奔配房去了
[00:07:45] 干嘛去
[00:07:46] 取家伙去了
[00:07:48] 进了配房
[00:07:49] 把菜刀拿出来了
[00:07:52] 手捂着菜刀嗷嗷直叫
[00:07:55] 有种的出来出来
[00:07:57] 我他妈跟你们完不了
[00:07:59] 今儿把你们都他妈剁吧了
[00:08:04] 事儿引起来了
[00:08:07] 老张头急的拿脑袋撞墙
[00:08:11] 哎哟
[00:08:12] 气死我了
[00:08:13] 冤家呀
[00:08:14] 畜生啊
[00:08:15] 我算做了孽了
[00:08:19] 一桶碑
[00:08:20] 石宽
[00:08:21] 付春宝先后都到院里了
[00:08:24] 兜敦上官元英怕俩孩子惹事儿
[00:08:28] 紧跟着也出来了
[00:08:30] 窦尔敦就说
[00:08:31] 春宝手下留情
[00:08:33] 不看僧面还得看佛面
[00:08:36] 看在本宅主人的份上
[00:08:38] 不准造次
[00:08:40] 媳妇你放心得了
[00:08:42] 我就点到为止
[00:08:43] 来来来来
[00:08:45] 拿菜刀
[00:08:46] 奔剑砍
[00:08:46] 奔剑砍他一指自己的脑门
[00:08:50] 这大汉还真不停歇
[00:08:52] 往这儿砍就往这砍
[00:08:54] 就招刀
[00:08:55] 唰就菜刀
[00:08:57] 春宝一拨拉脑袋
[00:08:59] 把菜刀躲开了
[00:09:00] 底下使了个扫堂腿
[00:09:02] 嗖啪
[00:09:04] 把他撂了个个子菜刀也撒手了
[00:09:08] 一桶杯过去
[00:09:10] 抬腿把他踩住了
[00:09:12] 别动
[00:09:13] 疯狗
[00:09:14] 我叫你吃我两拳
[00:09:17] 再打后背
[00:09:18] 手咣咣就两拳
[00:09:21] 那石宽那有劲啊
[00:09:24] 两臂一晃
[00:09:25] 800斤的力量
[00:09:27] 抡圆的拳头能砸青了吗
[00:09:30] 把这大汉砸的嗷嗷直叫
[00:09:33] 哎呀
[00:09:34] 骨头砸折了
[00:09:35] 哎呀
[00:09:36] 骨头砸折了
[00:09:38] 窦尔敦怕事闹大了
[00:09:41] 赶紧过来
[00:09:42] 还不给我住手诶
[00:09:46] 石宽不敢不听
[00:09:47] 把腿一抬
[00:09:48] 退到后边去了
[00:09:50] 窦尔敦用双手相搀
[00:09:53] 壮士
[00:09:55] 你受委屈了
[00:09:57] 诶
[00:09:57] 这家伙真皮糙肉厚
[00:10:00] 刚才觉得挺疼
[00:10:01] 一晃过劲了
[00:10:04] 他攥着拳头怒目而视
[00:10:07] 上一眼下一眼打量窦尔敦
[00:10:10] 他一看就一愣
[00:10:12] 就
[00:10:13] 我真像
[00:10:15] 哎
[00:10:16] 他自言自语说出这么一句话来
[00:10:19] 真相指谁说的
[00:10:22] 大伙儿也没在意
[00:10:24] 愣罢多时
[00:10:25] 他问
[00:10:26] 嗯
[00:10:27] 你谁呀
[00:10:28] 你是
[00:10:29] 哈哈
[00:10:31] 我就是到你们家来借宿的
[00:10:35] 你叫什么名字
[00:10:37] 我呀
[00:10:39] 我叫张德猛
[00:10:41] 是够猛的
[00:10:43] 大门啊
[00:10:45] 看在你爹的份上
[00:10:48] 我们不跟你计较啊
[00:10:51] 你不必担心
[00:10:52] 我们都是好人呐
[00:10:55] 不像你说的
[00:10:56] 占山为王
[00:10:58] 落草为寇
[00:10:59] 抢劫之徒
[00:11:01] 我们可不是干那种事儿的啊
[00:11:03] 这个你放心了吧
[00:11:05] 刚才我手下人把你打了
[00:11:09] 我要责怪他们
[00:11:12] 你原谅吧
[00:11:13] 啊
[00:11:13] 我这厢
[00:11:15] 替他们向你赔罪了
[00:11:19] 这就叫大人办大事
[00:11:21] 大笔写大字
[00:11:22] 窦尔顿这么一说
[00:11:25] 这小伙子
[00:11:25] 没词儿了
[00:11:27] 行了
[00:11:29] 就冲着行者你的份上
[00:11:32] 我姑且饶了他们
[00:11:34] 估计今天我可要亮出决意
[00:11:38] 不把他们的屎打出来
[00:11:40] 算他们昨天拉的干净
[00:11:43] 大伙儿一听
[00:11:44] 这都什么词儿这是
[00:11:46] 简直个个啼笑皆非呀
[00:11:50] 这阵儿老张头也出来了
[00:11:52] 出生啊
[00:11:53] 你真要把我给气死啊
[00:11:56] 诶
[00:11:57] 赶紧给我滚屋里去
[00:11:59] 滚我爹
[00:12:02] 你说一见面你就叫我滚
[00:12:04] 我往哪儿滚呢
[00:12:06] 早晚你死了
[00:12:07] 这片家业不都是我的吗
[00:12:09] 啊
[00:12:10] 还是我先滚呢
[00:12:12] 还是你滚诶
[00:12:14] 另外
[00:12:15] 刚才我做的有什么过分的
[00:12:18] 我学会满身的武艺
[00:12:20] 我就要替天行道
[00:12:22] 除暴安良
[00:12:24] 发现歹徒
[00:12:25] 我
[00:12:26] 我
[00:12:26] 我就得收拾他们
[00:12:28] 那么不是
[00:12:29] 那就是我猜错了
[00:12:31] 这有什么大惊小怪的
[00:12:33] 你跟着在这儿掺和着
[00:12:36] 你想想
[00:12:37] 我老师教给我满身的决意
[00:12:40] 我的绰号
[00:12:41] 人称天下第一侠
[00:12:44] 我白叫了
[00:12:45] 我呀
[00:12:46] 付春宝一听就乐他了
[00:12:51] 哎呀我的妈呀
[00:12:53] 我天底下还有这么脸皮厚的吗
[00:12:57] 你的绰号叫什么
[00:12:59] 天下第一侠呀
[00:13:01] 怎么的不配是怎么的
[00:13:03] 我这马家匣还要都像你这样
[00:13:07] 还能活得了吗
[00:13:10] 我谁送给你这个绰号
[00:13:13] 我老师啊
[00:13:15] 你老习信哪位
[00:13:17] 哼
[00:13:18] 要提起我老师来
[00:13:20] 那名望可太大了
[00:13:23] 我告诉你
[00:13:24] 我老师乃天下第一的高人
[00:13:28] 武功盖世
[00:13:29] 天下无双
[00:13:32] 仗义疏财
[00:13:33] 那是了不起的英雄好汉
[00:13:36] 谢吗
[00:13:38] 那你能不能介绍介绍
[00:13:42] 贵恩
[00:13:42] 熙信哪一位呀
[00:13:45] 石宽也说
[00:13:46] 对呀
[00:13:47] 你说说你老师是谁
[00:13:50] 嗯
[00:13:51] 那好吧
[00:13:52] 再看这位
[00:13:54] 规规矩矩站好了
[00:13:57] 把衣服还拽了拽
[00:14:00] 厅长
[00:14:02] 提起我师傅
[00:14:05] 家住直隶河间府献县
[00:14:09] 代管窦家庄的人
[00:14:12] 此人
[00:14:13] 自幼受一人传授
[00:14:15] 武功高强
[00:14:17] 善使汤狼
[00:14:18] 16 世之后
[00:14:20] 到五台山文殊院拜海静大师为师
[00:14:25] 又学艺医师五载
[00:14:28] 练就绝顶的武功
[00:14:31] 一出事
[00:14:32] 大闹保定府
[00:14:34] 力挫胡景春
[00:14:36] 战败夏崇武
[00:14:39] 紧接着
[00:14:40] 又大闹忠孝祠
[00:14:43] 立挫碧凤莲
[00:14:45] 战败魔山老母
[00:14:48] 一举名扬天下
[00:14:51] 我老师扇门大开
[00:14:53] 才收我做了掌门的大弟子
[00:14:56] 正好天下第一侠
[00:14:59] 你们听清没有
[00:15:01] 我老师是铜头铁罗汉窦儿敦
[00:15:08] 大伙儿听完先是一愣
[00:15:10] 紧跟着哇
[00:15:12] 全乐了
[00:15:15] 兜蹲心说
[00:15:17] 世界之大
[00:15:18] 无奇不有啊
[00:15:21] 从哪又冒出个窦尔敦来
[00:15:24] 但是他说的有鼻子有眼
[00:15:27] 还真有这么回事儿
[00:15:29] 真叫人百思不得其解呀
[00:15:33] 春宝一听
[00:15:35] 拨拉拨拉脑袋就问他
[00:15:37] 诶
[00:15:38] 我说啊
[00:15:39] 你老西叫窦尔敦
[00:15:42] 这一说
[00:15:43] 他不干了
[00:15:45] 就见
[00:15:47] 这家把眼珠子一瞪
[00:15:48] 嗯
[00:15:49] 你说什么
[00:15:51] 问你漱口没有
[00:15:52] 你牙酸口臭
[00:15:54] 你敢提我老师的名字
[00:15:56] 我摘你的牙
[00:15:58] 行行啦
[00:15:59] 我错了
[00:16:01] 请问贵南西
[00:16:04] 见哪意见呢
[00:16:06] 你见老西在哪块落脚
[00:16:10] 当然有名有姓有家乡有住处了
[00:16:13] 就离此不远
[00:16:14] 不超过五里
[00:16:17] 都对
[00:16:18] 一听接话了
[00:16:20] 我说笑话吧
[00:16:22] 能不能领着我去看看你师傅
[00:16:28] 不当
[00:16:29] 当然行了
[00:16:30] 不过天太晚了
[00:16:33] 我师傅这会儿早休息了
[00:16:35] 有种的
[00:16:36] 明天我领你们去
[00:16:38] 你们看怎么样
[00:16:40] 兜你点头
[00:16:41] 一言为定
[00:16:42] 明天反你带路
[00:16:44] 我们去拜会窦尔敦妥儿啊诶诶
[00:16:49] 我
[00:16:49] 我还真饿了啊爹
[00:16:51] 饭菜在哪呢
[00:16:52] 我得吃饭
[00:16:54] 你看这位
[00:16:56] 挨顿胖揍
[00:16:57] 还没忘了吃
[00:16:59] 大伙儿一看呢
[00:17:00] 是个半吊子
[00:17:01] 250
[00:17:03] 起码是个缺心眼的货
[00:17:05] 但是不讨厌
[00:17:09] 老张头进来
[00:17:10] 各位啊各位
[00:17:11] 见笑了
[00:17:12] 见笑了
[00:17:12] 千万别跟他一般见识
[00:17:14] 他是满嘴喷粪呢
[00:17:17] 一句正话他也没有
[00:17:19] 来人呐
[00:17:21] 准备被褥
[00:17:23] 把房间收拾干净
[00:17:25] 老头儿张罗着
[00:17:27] 当天晚上大家休息了
[00:17:30] 您还别说
[00:17:31] 不打不成交
[00:17:33] 今儿晚上大伙儿睡得还真香
[00:17:37] 一睁眼
[00:17:38] 天光大亮了
[00:17:40] 也不知道什么时候
[00:17:42] 老张头就起来了
[00:17:44] 张罗着把洗面水
[00:17:47] 漱口水
[00:17:49] 众人梳洗已毕
[00:17:51] 落座吃茶
[00:17:52] 老张头又张罗着准备早点
[00:17:57] 大伙儿吃喝完毕
[00:17:59] 刚擦嘴的
[00:18:01] 这么功夫张大猛
[00:18:04] 这愣头青从外边进来了
[00:18:06] 我说你们有完没完
[00:18:08] 我都等了半天了
[00:18:09] 光饭我都吃了两顿了
[00:18:12] 你们想见我师父不想见
[00:18:16] 窦尔敦点头
[00:18:18] 话已敲定
[00:18:19] 焉能更改啊
[00:18:21] 麻烦你投前引路
[00:18:23] 随我来走走走走
[00:18:26] 他爹过来又劝
[00:18:28] 小子
[00:18:29] 拉倒吧
[00:18:31] 你没有正经话
[00:18:33] 算了吧
[00:18:35] 你把各位领到哪儿去待着你的吧
[00:18:39] 见我老师有什么呢
[00:18:42] 这是正事儿
[00:18:43] 都是蹲爷说老人家
[00:18:45] 您不必管
[00:18:47] 我们的确办的是正事
[00:18:49] 哎
[00:18:50] 听他的
[00:18:51] 连裤子都穿不上哦
[00:18:54] 老头
[00:18:55] 不往下说了
[00:18:56] 一行十人跟着张大猛离开李仙桥
[00:19:02] 往前走不远
[00:19:04] 路边有座庙
[00:19:07] 抬头一看
[00:19:08] 大匾上写着仨字儿
[00:19:10] 石佛寺
[00:19:12] 角门开着呢
[00:19:14] 张大猛用手一指
[00:19:16] 你们都给我站这儿啊
[00:19:18] 我看我师父起来没有
[00:19:20] 然后我再跟你们打招呼
[00:19:23] 说着话
[00:19:24] 推开门
[00:19:25] 他进去了
[00:19:27] 大伙儿站在门口等着
[00:19:29] 每个人都在想着心事
[00:19:32] 上官元婴把竹杆大烟袋拿出来了
[00:19:36] 装了一锅子烟
[00:19:37] 吧嗒吧嗒在这儿抽着
[00:19:39] 一边抽一边乐
[00:19:42] 觉着这事儿太可笑了
[00:19:45] 从哪又冒出来个窦尔敦呢
[00:19:48] 诶正这时候
[00:19:50] 张大猛从里头出来了
[00:19:53] 嗯
[00:19:53] 各位跟我进来吧
[00:19:55] 我师父早起来了
[00:19:57] 进来进来进来
[00:19:58] 众人进了石佛寺
[00:20:01] 等来到前道院
[00:20:03] 往台阶上一看
[00:20:04] 大伙儿就一愣
[00:20:06] 就见台阶上站着一位行者
[00:20:10] 穿着打扮酷似窦尔敦
[00:20:14] 个头也不小
[00:20:16] 散发
[00:20:17] 披肩
[00:20:18] 月牙铜鼓垒头
[00:20:22] 穿着青布僧衣
[00:20:24] 腰里系着带子
[00:20:26] 胖袜开口
[00:20:27] 僧鞋
[00:20:29] 佛像下挂着素珠
[00:20:31] 往脸上看
[00:20:33] 四方大脸
[00:20:34] 臊帚眉
[00:20:35] 钢领眼
[00:20:37] 狮鼻阔口
[00:20:39] 多少有点连鬓乐腮的胡子茬
[00:20:43] 俩眼睛也挺亮
[00:20:46] 大伙儿精什么呢
[00:20:48] 还真有点儿像兜蹲
[00:20:51] 不过这打冷眼
[00:20:52] 你要仔细看就不一样了
[00:20:55] 要说一个人跟一个人绝对相似
[00:20:58] 一点都不差
[00:21:00] 他不可能
[00:21:01] 你仔细看
[00:21:02] 多少他也有差别
[00:21:05] 张大猛来到近前
[00:21:07] 师傅他们都来了
[00:21:10] 他们想见见您
[00:21:13] 这个主
[00:21:13] 一开始挺镇定
[00:21:16] 但是一眼看见窦蹲了
[00:21:19] 他冒了汗了
[00:21:21] 再也站不稳了
[00:21:23] 赶紧从台阶上跑下来
[00:21:25] 分开众人
[00:21:26] 来到铁罗汉的近前
[00:21:28] 扑通就跪下了
[00:21:30] 哎呀
[00:21:32] 我真不敢想啊
[00:21:34] 闹了半天
[00:21:35] 铜头铁罗汉来了
[00:21:38] 窦老师请上
[00:21:40] 恕弟子一拜
[00:21:42] 咣咣咣
[00:21:44] 磕响头
[00:21:46] 张大猛也跪到后边了
[00:21:49] 这回他也老实了
[00:21:52] 窦尔敦用双手相搀
[00:21:55] 请起请起请起
[00:21:57] 不要这样称呼
[00:21:59] 诶他说什么不起来
[00:22:01] 我说窦老师
[00:22:03] 恕弟子万死啊
[00:22:07] 我这罪孽大了
[00:22:09] 我冒名顶替
[00:22:11] 我我我我真不是个人
[00:22:14] 您不恕罪
[00:22:16] 说什么我也不起来
[00:22:19] 上官元婴又装了一锅子烟
[00:22:23] 一边吧嗒吧嗒抽着
[00:22:25] 一边像审贼似的就问他
[00:22:29] 你叫什么名啊
[00:22:33] 我姓王
[00:22:34] 我叫王大成
[00:22:36] 哦
[00:22:37] 王大成
[00:22:39] 你
[00:22:39] 你怎么好么样儿的
[00:22:42] 又冒称叫窦尔敦
[00:22:44] 这怎么回事
[00:22:46] 老人家
[00:22:48] 嗯
[00:22:49] 恕弟子直言
[00:22:51] 他
[00:22:51] 他是这么回事儿
[00:22:54] 富春宝啊
[00:22:56] 过来了
[00:22:57] 我和你拼的
[00:23:00] 这是你立功赎罪的好机会
[00:23:03] 说了席话
[00:23:04] 一笔勾销
[00:23:06] 没有话说
[00:23:08] 你要说不圆道
[00:23:10] 顺口胡说
[00:23:11] 今儿就扒了你的皮
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