《Pissy Transmissions》歌词

[00:00:00] Pissy Transmissions - Open Mike Eagle

[00:00:15] How are things for you

[00:00:16] I been writing pretty lyrics

[00:00:18] But missing someone to sing them to

[00:00:21] Have the people you've been meeting been affable

[00:00:23] I've been faxing you messages

[00:00:25] Errors syntactical

[00:00:27] If there's an actual opening in your space time

[00:00:30] Erase my voicemail messages from your dateline

[00:00:34] I taped mine under a false pretense

[00:00:37] A temporary lapse in cunning and lost street sense

[00:00:41] In the spring and summer

[00:00:42] It's all peaches

[00:00:44] Now a full court press

[00:00:45] But I'm running the wrong defense

[00:00:48] Grief stricken

[00:00:49] Cause she's Witches of Eastwickin'

[00:00:51] My cauldron's cold

[00:00:52] Cause the heat's missing

[00:00:54] Hope your pretty kitty keeps on

[00:00:56] Pissing on all your documents

[00:00:57] Your kitchen smells of Polish sausages

[00:00:59] We're polar opposites

[00:01:01] A known common sense

[00:01:02] I've recently grown cognizant of:

[00:01:05] There's no point in polishing mud

[00:01:08] In the state of conflict the refs will have quirks

[00:01:12] The ushers have flashlights and I got works

[00:01:15] For the ways that you treat me with all and stalls

[00:01:18] And the things said discretely

[00:01:20] Let it go on let it go on

[00:01:29] Lurch like a world spinning off its axis

[00:01:33] Cause the cat pissed on your faxes

[00:01:36] Sharpen up the axes

[00:01:38] We'll teach that kitty to piss on important transmissions

[00:01:49] I'm done with a** kissing

[00:01:50] Starting it was the hard part

[00:01:52] You're like a magician

[00:01:53] Fingers quick as a card shark

[00:01:55] I been a fan since then

[00:01:57] Loaning you an enlarged heart

[00:01:59] I sent you transmissions

[00:02:00] You were thinking of car parts

[00:02:02] Bought you an aardvark instead of an anteater

[00:02:05] And you pleasure yourself with electrical a** tweezers

[00:02:09] That's either a sadness or a sickness

[00:02:12] Giving a whole new meaning to being on her "sh*t list"

[00:02:16] I've been rescued

[00:02:17] Like Jews on Schindler's

[00:02:19] I'm still representing for the coupon spenders

[00:02:22] I hear your new dude has a Yukon with spinners

[00:02:26] I got some fresh fruit and a new Braun blender

[00:02:43] I could never be a simple brother

[00:02:46] Cause the world ain't black and white

[00:02:48] Some of this sh*t's magenta colored

[00:02:50] There's different other shades of periwinkle

[00:02:53] When Mary tinkles

[00:02:54] It resembles berry sprinkles

[00:02:57] A crotchety thin old hairy wrinkled man

[00:03:00] Carries tingles

[00:03:01] Not to mention dingleberries

[00:03:04] How long has it been since there were people caring

[00:03:07] An old monument cinched on uneven bearings

[00:03:10] Directing filthy poetry at his three canaries

[00:03:14] He finds Jesus very comforting in his old age

[00:03:17] Just left church

[00:03:18] Cussin' at people

[00:03:19] Road rage