《Boy Meets Girl》歌词

[00:00:00] Boy Meets Girl - Marlo Thomas (马洛·托马斯)/Mel Brooks (梅尔·布鲁克斯)

[00:00:00] Hi

[00:00:01] Hi

[00:00:01] I'm a baby

[00:00:02] What do you think I am a loaf of bread

[00:00:04] You could be what do I know I'm just born I'm a baby

[00:00:06] I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in the hospital or

[00:00:08] What I'm just so glad to be here

[00:00:10] Well I'm a baby too

[00:00:11] Have it your way I don't want to fight about it

[00:00:13] What are you scared

[00:00:14] Yes I am I'm a little scared I'll tell you why

[00:00:16] See I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet

[00:00:19] What's that got to do with it

[00:00:20] Well if you're a boy and I'm a girl you could beat me up

[00:00:22] You think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive

[00:00:24] What's a tooth

[00:00:25] Search me I'm just born I'm a baby I don't know nothing yet

[00:00:28] You think you're a girl

[00:00:29] I don't know I might be I think I am I've never been anything before

[00:00:32] Let me see let me take a little look

[00:00:34] Around hmmm cute feet small daintyyep yep I'm a girl that's it girl time

[00:00:40] Well what do you think I am

[00:00:41] You that's easy you're a boy

[00:00:43] You sure

[00:00:43] Of course I'm sure I'm alive already four or five minutes right

[00:00:47] I haven't been wrong yet

[00:00:47] Gee I don't feel like a boy

[00:00:49] That's because you can't see yourself

[00:00:51] Why what do I look like

[00:00:52] Bald you're bald fella bald bald bald

[00:00:56] You're bald as a ping-pong ball are you bald

[00:00:58] So

[00:00:59] So boys are bald and girls have hair

[00:01:02] Are you sure

[00:01:03] Of course I'm sure who's bald your mother or your father

[00:01:05] My father

[00:01:05] I rest my case

[00:01:07] Hm you're bald too

[00:01:08] You're kidding

[00:01:09] No I'm not

[00:01:09] Don't look

[00:01:10] Why

[00:01:11] A bald girl yuch disgusting

[00:01:13] Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl

[00:01:15] There you go again I told you I'm a girl

[00:01:17] I know it I know it I'm a girl and you're a boy

[00:01:19] I think you're wrong

[00:01:20] I'm never wrong what about shaving

[00:01:22] What about it

[00:01:22] You just shaved right

[00:01:23] Wrong

[00:01:24] Exactly and you know why because everyones born with a clean shave

[00:01:28] It's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't

[00:01:30] So what does that prove

[00:01:31] Tomorrow morning the one that needs a shave he's a boy

[00:01:34] Well I can't wait until tomorrow morning

[00:01:36] See that proves it girls are patient boys are impatient

[00:01:39] Yeah what else

[00:01:40] Can you keep a secret

[00:01:41] Absolutely

[00:01:41] There you go boys keep secrets girls don't

[00:01:43] Mmm go on

[00:01:44] Are you afraid of mice

[00:01:45] No

[00:01:46] I am I'm terrified of them I hate them squeak squeak squeak

[00:01:49] Whatta you wanna be when you grow up

[00:01:50] A fireman

[00:01:51] What'd I tell ya

[00:01:51] How about you

[00:01:52] A cocktail waitress does that prove anything to you

[00:01:55] You must be right

[00:01:56] I told you I'm always right you're the boy and I'm the girl

[00:01:59] I guess so oh wait here comes the nurse to change our diapers

[00:02:03] About time too I have never been so uncomfortable in my life

[00:02:06] Hey look at that

[00:02:08] What

[00:02:09] You see that I am a girl and you're a boy

[00:02:13] Hey it sure looks like it

[00:02:15] What do you think of that

[00:02:17] I can't understand it

[00:02:18] Well it sure goes to show ya

[00:02:19] What

[00:02:20] You can't judge a book by it's cover

[00:02:23] What does that mean

[00:02:23] How should I know I'm only a baby

[00:02:25] So am I goo

[00:02:26] Goo