《I Remember Larry》歌词

[00:00:00] I Remember Larry - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:06] Say do you remember that guy Larry next door

[00:00:08] Well he always was the neighborhood clown

[00:00:12] Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures

[00:00:15] And posted copies all over town

[00:00:18] Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn

[00:00:21] Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn

[00:00:25] What a crazy kid Larry was always foolin' around

[00:00:32] Boy what a joker

[00:00:34] What a funny funny guy

[00:00:38] I'll never forget about Larry

[00:00:41] No matter how I try

[00:00:44] Say do you remember when I lost all my hair

[00:00:47] 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo

[00:00:50] And hey how 'bout the day he put Ben gay inside my jockstrap

[00:00:54] And filled my toothpaste tube with glue

[00:00:57] All those wedgies he gave all those shoestrings he tied

[00:01:00] All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside

[00:01:03] Oh Lar' I swear it was a laugh a minute with you

[00:01:10] Boy what a joker

[00:01:12] What a funny funny guy

[00:01:16] I'll never forget about Larry

[00:01:20] No matter how I try

[00:01:30] You know I couldn't help but laugh

[00:01:32] Even though he treated me like slime

[00:01:36] Remember when he cut my car in half

[00:01:39] Well he really got me good that time

[00:01:44] Say do you remember when I broke in Larry's house

[00:01:46] Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag

[00:01:49] Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest

[00:01:53] And stuffed him in a big plastic bag

[00:01:56] If the cops ever find him who knows what they'd say

[00:01:59] But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today

[00:02:02] He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag

[00:02:08] Oh boy what a joker

[00:02:11] What a funny funny guy

[00:02:16] I'll never forget about Larry

[00:02:19] No matter how I try

[00:02:21] Oh boy what a joker

[00:02:24] What a funny funny guy

[00:02:30] I'll never forget about Larry

[00:02:34] No matter how I try

[00:02:38] No matter how I try

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