《Germs》歌词

[00:00:00] Germs - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

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[00:00:11] Sometimes I really want to be alone

[00:00:16] 有时候我真想一个人独处

[00:00:16] But that's one state I'm never in

[00:00:22] 然而我从未有过这种感觉

[00:00:22] Because I know that I've got millions upon millions

[00:00:26] 因为我知道我身上有几百万的

[00:00:26] Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin

[00:00:32] 微小的单细胞生物住在我皮肤上

[00:00:32] Germs I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding

[00:00:37] 微生物 我摩擦刷洗直到肉体发炎流血

[00:00:37] Germs But they just come right back again

[00:00:43] 微生物 但它们还是卷土重来了

[00:00:43] Germs I can't even see 'em but I know they're up to something

[00:00:48] 微生物 我也看不到它们 不过我知道它们有某种目的

[00:00:48] Hey don't touch that you don't know where it's been

[00:00:53] 别碰 你并不清楚它去过哪里

[00:00:53] They're all over me

[00:00:55] 它们在我全身上下

[00:00:55] They're inside of me

[00:00:57] 它们在我体内繁殖

[00:00:57] Can't get 'em offa me

[00:01:00] 无法从我身上赶走它们

[00:01:00] I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria

[00:01:03] 我身上长满了极其微小的细菌

[00:01:03] What do they want from me

[00:01:06] 它们想从我这得到什么

[00:01:06] What'll they do to me

[00:01:08] 它们会对我做什么

[00:01:08] There's no escape for me

[00:01:11] 我无法逃离

[00:01:11] I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria

[00:01:15] 我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌

[00:01:15] Now if I ever dare to go to sleep

[00:01:20] 要是现在我去睡觉的话

[00:01:20] That's when they start their sneak attack

[00:01:26] 它们就开始进行隐蔽的攻势

[00:01:26] In the morning I wake up in utter horror

[00:01:30] 早上我在极度恐惧中醒来

[00:01:30] To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque

[00:01:36] 发现我牙齿上长满了菌斑

[00:01:36] Germs Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face

[00:01:41] 微生物 无法把那些寄生虫从我脸上赶走

[00:01:41] Germs And there's more comin' every day

[00:01:47] 微生物 而且每天都会出现更多

[00:01:47] Germs I never said that they could camp out on my body

[00:01:52] 微生物 我没说过它们会在我身上扎营

[00:01:52] I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away

[00:01:57] 我倒希望它们能打好小包走人

[00:01:57] They're all over me

[00:01:59] 它们在我全身上下

[00:01:59] They're inside of me

[00:02:02] 它们在我体内繁殖

[00:02:02] Can't get 'em offa me

[00:02:04] 无法从我身上赶走它们

[00:02:04] I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria

[00:02:07] 我身上长满了极其微小的细菌

[00:02:07] What do they want from me

[00:02:10] 它们想从我这得到什么

[00:02:10] What'll they do to me

[00:02:12] 它们会对我做什么

[00:02:12] There's no escape for me

[00:02:15] 我无法逃离

[00:02:15] I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria

[00:02:40] 我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌

[00:02:40] They're creepin' around my shorts

[00:02:43] 微生物 它们在我短裤旁爬行

[00:02:43] They're under the bathroom sink

[00:02:46] 它们在浴室水槽底下

[00:02:46] They're ridin' inside my car

[00:02:48] 微生物 它们在我车里搭顺风

[00:02:48] They're swimmin' in every drink

[00:02:51] 它们在每一杯饮料中畅游

[00:02:51] They're hidin' between my toes

[00:02:54] 微生物 它们躲在我脚趾缝里

[00:02:54] They're lurkin' in every kiss

[00:02:56] 它们潜伏在每一个吻中

[00:02:56] I got 'em way up my nose

[00:02:59] 我发现它们高高在鼻子上

[00:02:59] In every orafice

[00:03:02] 在每一个孔里

[00:03:02] I'm gonna show them who's boss

[00:03:04] 微生物 我要让它们瞧瞧谁做主

[00:03:04] I'm gonna get even yet

[00:03:07] 我总会做主的

[00:03:07] Just gimme some Lysol spray

[00:03:10] 微生物 给我来些来苏儿喷剂

[00:03:10] Just hand me a moist towelette

[00:03:12] 给我一张湿巾

[00:03:12] Don't tell me I'm paranoid

[00:03:15] 微生物 别说我疑神疑鬼

[00:03:15] I know that they're after me

[00:03:18] 我知道它们正为我而来

[00:03:18] Look under the microscope

[00:03:21] 微生物 看看显微镜底下

[00:03:21] See

[00:03:22] 它们在我全身上下

[00:03:22] They're all over me

[00:03:25] 它们在我体内繁殖

[00:03:25] They're inside of me

[00:03:27] 无法从我身上赶走它们

[00:03:27] Can't get 'em offa me

[00:03:30] 我身上长满了极其微小的细菌

[00:03:30] I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria

[00:03:33] 它们想从我这得到什么

[00:03:33] What do they want from me

[00:03:35] 它们会对我做什么

[00:03:35] What'll they do to me

[00:03:38] 我无法逃离

[00:03:38] There's no escape for me

[00:03:40] 我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌

[00:03:40] I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria

[00:03:45] 它们在我全身上下

[00:03:45] They're all over me

[00:03:47] 我感觉到它们在全身

[00:03:47] I can feel 'em all over me

[00:03:50] 在我全身各处

[00:03:50] Over every part of me

[00:03:52] 极其微小的细菌

[00:03:52] Microscopic bacteria

[00:03:55] 我知道它们正监视着我

[00:03:55] I know they're watching me

[00:03:58] 它们时刻在监视我

[00:03:58] They're always watching me

[00:04:00] 它们正为我而来

[00:04:00] They're coming after me

[00:04:03] 极其微小的细菌

[00:04:03] Microscopic bacteria

[00:04:04] 有人会来救我吗

[00:04:04] Won't somebody help me

[00:04:07] 请来救救我吧

[00:04:07] Please somebody help me

[00:04:10] 你们得相信我

[00:04:10] You've got to believe me

[00:04:12] 它们出动来干我了

[00:04:12] They're out to get me

[00:04:15] 它们要控制我

[00:04:15] They wanna control me

[00:04:18] 它们要毁灭我

[00:04:18] They wanna destroy me

[00:04:20] 它们要杀死我

[00:04:20] They're tryin' to kill me

[00:04:25] 这让我有点烦恼啊