《My Band》歌词

[00:00:00] My Band (我的乐队) - D-12

[00:00:01] I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t

[00:00:05] Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude

[00:00:07] And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude

[00:00:10] And they need to take it up with me after the show

[00:00:15] Because

[00:00:16] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:00:20] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:00:23] Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:00:28] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:00:31] So I get offstage right drop the mic

[00:00:33] Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

[00:00:35] Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby

[00:00:39] And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock

[00:00:46] Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

[00:00:49] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

[00:00:51] All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes

[00:00:53] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

[00:00:55] So like every single night they pick a fight with me

[00:00:57] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

[00:00:59] Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

[00:01:01] Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me

[00:01:03] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

[00:01:05] Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be

[00:01:07] This rockstar sh*t is the life for me

[00:01:09] And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b

[00:01:12] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:01:16] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:01:20] Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:01:23] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:01:27] My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby

[00:01:40] （alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ）

[00:01:43] You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you

[00:01:45] Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes

[00:01:47] Smash these vocals and do a performance

[00:01:49] But we in a van and he in a tour bus

[00:01:51] You don't want my autograph youse a liar

[00:01:53] And nah I'm Swift

[00:01:54] （Oh I thought you were Kuniva）

[00:01:55] What the hell is wrong with our dressing room

[00:01:57] Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal

[00:01:59] See I know how to rap it's simple but

[00:02:01] All I did is read a Russell Simmons book

[00:02:03] So I'm all intact trying to get on the map

[00:02:05] Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[00:02:07] Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t

[00:02:09] *Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips

[00:02:11] Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue

[00:02:13] Eminem No I had an interview not you two

[00:02:15] You gonna be late for sound-check

[00:02:16] *Man I ain't going to sound-check

[00:02:17] *And our mikes is screwed up

[00:02:19] *And his always sound best

[00:02:19] *You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'

[00:02:21] *Hey yo Em

[00:02:22] Eminem You got something to say

[00:02:23] *Man nothing

[00:02:23] *I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up

[00:02:25] *Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up

[00:02:27] *And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew

[00:02:29] Man I was about to talk right after you

[00:02:31] *Aw man whatever

[00:02:32] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:02:32] *I swear I swear man

[00:02:35] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:02:40] Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

[00:02:43] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:02:47] They say the lead singers rock but the group is not

[00:02:49] Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks

[00:02:50] I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot

[00:02:53] I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）

[00:02:55] Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan

[00:02:57] Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band

[00:02:59] We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments

[00:03:01] So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent

[00:03:03] And these guys acting funny every area code

[00:03:05] Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own

[00:03:07] Can't make it to the stage security in the way

[00:03:08] Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre

[00:03:11] Godammit I'm sick of this group

[00:03:13] Time for me to go solo and make some loot

[00:03:14] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

[00:03:17] Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

[00:03:19] Lose Yourself video - I was in the back

[00:03:21] Superman video - I was in the back

[00:03:23] For the media I got some suggestions

[00:03:25] F**k Marshall ask us some questions

[00:03:27] Like who is D-12 how we get started

[00:03:29] （But what about Eminem ）

[00:03:30] B**ch are you retarded

[00:03:31] Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

[00:03:34] Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute

[00:03:35] Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff

[00:03:37] Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up

[00:03:39] F**k D-12 I'm outta this band

[00:03:41] I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

[00:03:43] Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

[00:03:49] And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name

[00:03:59] （Yes F**k yes）

[00:03:59] These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）

[00:04:03] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）

[00:04:07] Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）

[00:04:11] All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）

[00:04:15] My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie

[00:04:31] I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants

[00:04:35] I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[00:04:39] My salsa