《Parents Just Don’t Understand》歌词

[00:00:00] Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

[00:00:01] Written by：W. Smith/J. Townes

[00:00:12] You know parents are the same no matter time nor place

[00:00:14] They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes

[00:00:17] So to you all the kids all across the land

[00:00:20] There's no need to argue parents just don't understand

[00:00:34] I remember one year

[00:00:35] My mom took me school shopping

[00:00:36] It was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister

[00:00:40] All hopped in the car

[00:00:42] We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall

[00:00:44] My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose

[00:00:47] Didn't I say nothing at first

[00:00:48] I just turned up my nose

[00:00:50] She said what's wrong this shirt cost $20

[00:00:52] I said mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar

[00:00:55] The next half hour was the same old thing

[00:00:58] My mother buying me clothes from 1963

[00:01:00] And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate

[00:01:03] I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips

[00:01:06] I said mom what are you doing you're ruining my rep

[00:01:09] She said you're only sixteen you don't have a rep yet

[00:01:11] I said mom let's put these clothes back please

[00:01:14] She said no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show

[00:01:17] I said this isn't Sha Na Na come on mom I'm not Bowzer

[00:01:20] Mom please put back the bell bottom Brady Bunch trousers

[00:01:22] But if you don't want to I can live with that but

[00:01:25] You gotta put back the double knit reversible slacks

[00:01:28] She wasn't moved everything stayed the same

[00:01:31] Inevitably the first day of school came

[00:01:33] I thought I could get over I tried to play sick

[00:01:36] But my mom said no no way uh uh forget it

[00:01:39] There was nothing I could do I tried to relax

[00:01:41] I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts

[00:01:44] And when I walked into school it was just as I thought

[00:01:47] The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought

[00:01:50] And those who weren't laughing still had a ball

[00:01:52] Because they were pointing and whispering

[00:01:54] As I walked down the hall

[00:01:55] I got home and told my Mom how my day went

[00:01:57] She said If they were laughing you don't need them

[00:01:59] Cause they're not good friends

[00:02:00] For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom

[00:02:03] That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times

[00:02:06] So to you all the kids all across the land

[00:02:09] There's no need to argue

[00:02:10] Parents just don't understand

[00:02:23] Oh kay here's the situation

[00:02:25] My parents went away on a week's vacation and

[00:02:28] They left the keys to the brand new Porsche

[00:02:30] Would they mind

[00:02:31] Umm well of course not

[00:02:34] I'll just take it for a little spin

[00:02:36] And maybe show it off to a couple of friends

[00:02:39] I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood

[00:02:41] Well maybe I shouldn't

[00:02:43] Yeah of course I should

[00:02:45] Pay attention here's the thick of the plot

[00:02:47] I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block

[00:02:49] That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking

[00:02:52] I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking

[00:02:55] You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions

[00:02:58] I honked my horn just to get her attention

[00:03:00] She said was that for me

[00:03:02] I said yeah

[00:03:02] She said why

[00:03:03] I said come on and take a ride with a helluva guy

[00:03:07] She said how do I know you're not sick

[00:03:09] You could be some deranged lunatic

[00:03:11] I said c'mon toots my name is the Prince

[00:03:14] Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this

[00:03:17] She agreed and we were on our way

[00:03:19] She was looking very good and so was I I must say word

[00:03:23] We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive

[00:03:25] We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes

[00:03:28] She kicked her shoes off onto the floor

[00:03:30] She said drive fast speed turns me on

[00:03:33] She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas

[00:03:36] We almost got whiplash I took off so fast

[00:03:39] The sun roof was open the music was high

[00:03:41] And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh

[00:03:44] She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far

[00:03:47] I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car

[00:03:50] We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche

[00:03:52] And to make this long story short short

[00:03:55] When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell

[00:03:57] I said I don't have a license but I drive very well officer

[00:04:01] I almost had a heart attack that day

[00:04:03] Come to find out the girl was a twelve year old runaway

[00:04:06] I was arrested the car was impounded

[00:04:08] There was no way for me to avoid being grounded

[00:04:11] My parents had to come off from vacation to get me

[00:04:14] I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me

[00:04:17] My parents walked in

[00:04:18] I got my grip I said ah Mom Dad how was your trip

[00:04:23] They didn't speak I said I want to plead my case

[00:04:25] But my father just shoved me in the car by my face

[00:04:28] That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived

[00:04:30] They took turns one would beat me while the other was driving

[00:04:33] I can't believe it I just made a mistake

[00:04:35] Well parents are the same no matter time nor place

[00:04:38] So to you all the kids all across the land

[00:04:41] Take it from me parents just don't understand