《第054集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 罗成领兵进了大小锅盔山

[00:00:05] 要跟苏定方决战

[00:00:08] 结果连一兵一卒也没找着

[00:00:13] 正在他人困马乏

[00:00:16] 疑惑不解的时候

[00:00:19] 咱说呀

[00:00:20] 来个上年纪的老道

[00:00:23] 这老道给罗成算卦

[00:00:26] 说罗成准打败仗

[00:00:28] 说罗成不出三天避暑

[00:00:33] 这话说的罗成是透心凉啊

[00:00:36] 要说罗成不信迷信

[00:00:39] 那就瞎话

[00:00:41] 生在那个年代的人

[00:00:43] 有几个不信迷信的

[00:00:45] 但是罗成呢

[00:00:47] 又不是十分相信

[00:00:50] 哎

[00:00:51] 确切的说

[00:00:52] 他是半信半疑

[00:00:53] 咱这边听这话别扭

[00:00:56] 就像我们逢年过节

[00:00:58] 大家都说吉利话

[00:00:59] 谁R 啷一句说点丧气的话

[00:01:03] 你心里头听着不痛快

[00:01:05] 就是这个道理

[00:01:07] 罗成心说

[00:01:08] 甭问

[00:01:10] 这牛鼻子老道不是后汉王刘黑塔派来的

[00:01:15] 就是苏定方派来的

[00:01:18] 妖言惑众

[00:01:19] 乱我军心啊

[00:01:22] 想到这儿

[00:01:23] 眼眉

[00:01:23] 他立起来

[00:01:24] 冷笑了一声

[00:01:26] 我无了大

[00:01:28] 你究竟是什么人

[00:01:30] 莫非

[00:01:32] 你是苏定方

[00:01:33] 刘黑长派来的不成

[00:01:37] 呃

[00:01:37] 别这么说话

[00:01:39] 刘黑塔

[00:01:40] 苏定方是谁

[00:01:42] 贫道都不清楚

[00:01:44] 哼

[00:01:45] 人是目标

[00:01:47] 不打不招

[00:01:48] 人是苦冲

[00:01:50] 不打不成啊

[00:01:52] 左右拿下

[00:01:55] 众人听这话也别扭

[00:01:58] 瞅这老道怎么这么不顺眼

[00:02:01] 呼啦仇过来一抓他

[00:02:04] 都没想到

[00:02:06] 刚才那个老道

[00:02:07] 大眼皮耷拉着

[00:02:09] 弯腰驼背

[00:02:11] 一阵风都能刮躺下

[00:02:14] 这一说抓他

[00:02:15] 他来了精神

[00:02:17] 我噌站起来

[00:02:19] 把肩膀一晃

[00:02:20] 脑袋一拨拉

[00:02:22] 变成了俩人啊

[00:02:24] 眼眉也立起来了

[00:02:26] 眼皮也撩起来了

[00:02:27] 从眼里头放出两道凶光

[00:02:31] 把掌柜的拐杖抡开了

[00:02:33] 是左右开弓

[00:02:34] 噼啪噼啪噼啪

[00:02:38] 打躺下七八个

[00:02:40] 紧跟着一搭腰

[00:02:44] 就钻进树林

[00:02:47] 罗成一看

[00:02:48] 哟

[00:02:49] 我没看错吧

[00:02:51] 哈哈

[00:02:52] 一定是苏定方的人带马抬枪

[00:02:57] 等也上了马

[00:02:59] 提着枪再追

[00:03:00] 这老道是踪迹不见

[00:03:04] 身法就这么快

[00:03:06] 罗成心说

[00:03:08] 好大的本事

[00:03:10] 看来此人夜行术的功夫不含糊

[00:03:15] 哎呀

[00:03:16] 怪不方才废兔嘛

[00:03:18] 就应该见面就把他拿下

[00:03:22] 众将就劝

[00:03:24] 大人不见小人怪

[00:03:26] 这是个什么东西诶

[00:03:28] 大将军何必跟他一般见识啊

[00:03:32] 他无非是个江湖术士

[00:03:34] 惯耍嘴皮子而已

[00:03:37] 罗成听着也是那么个理儿

[00:03:39] 但是还是生气

[00:03:41] 看看天色

[00:03:44] 这会儿呢

[00:03:45] 大伙儿也歇个不得人了

[00:03:47] 罗成

[00:03:47] 吩咐一声

[00:03:48] 来呀

[00:03:49] 列队进山

[00:03:52] 给我寻找苏定方

[00:03:54] 一并决一死战

[00:03:58] 张公李一看就一皱眉

[00:04:01] 老兄长

[00:04:03] 我们看这么办得了

[00:04:05] 这个老大尽管胡说八道

[00:04:08] 但说的这话

[00:04:09] 十分叫人心里不痛快

[00:04:12] 苏定方诡计多端

[00:04:14] 你看这大山

[00:04:15] 山岭重叠

[00:04:16] 怪石横生

[00:04:17] 你知他迷在哪儿了

[00:04:19] 人家地里熟悉

[00:04:21] 咱们不熟啊

[00:04:22] 是不是呢

[00:04:23] 一旦中了奸计

[00:04:26] 就不好办了

[00:04:28] 大将军

[00:04:29] 我看咱们呢

[00:04:30] 就宿营宿到这儿休息一晚上

[00:04:34] 派弟兄们打探他们的情况

[00:04:37] 等摸清了再进兵也不迟

[00:04:44] 二位仁兄

[00:04:46] 你们过于的谨慎了吧

[00:04:48] 苏定方有什么了不起呀

[00:04:51] 那是我手下的败将

[00:04:53] 现在跟我捉迷藏

[00:04:55] 说明他心里空虚

[00:04:58] 不敢跟我见账

[00:05:00] 越是这样

[00:05:01] 咱越找他

[00:05:03] 不必多说

[00:05:04] 我意已决

[00:05:06] 进善

[00:05:08] 谁也不敢说了

[00:05:11] 都知道罗成的脾气

[00:05:13] 吐吐沫是个兵

[00:05:15] 他决定的事情

[00:05:17] 谁也无法挽回

[00:05:20] 所以

[00:05:20] 大伙儿硬着头皮跟着进山吧

[00:05:23] 跟随罗成进了大小锅盔山

[00:05:28] 那个时候不都进了山了啊

[00:05:30] 刚进来不远

[00:05:32] 现在要深入进去

[00:05:36] 那么罗成进了大小顾奎山

[00:05:39] 找得着苏定方

[00:05:41] 找不着苏定方

[00:05:42] 咱暂且不提

[00:05:45] 一夜晚间过去

[00:05:47] 次日天光渐亮

[00:05:49] 日头爬上了山头

[00:05:51] 金光万道啊

[00:05:54] 照射着大小郭奎山

[00:05:57] 偶尔的时候

[00:05:58] 飘过一块云彩

[00:06:00] 往天边上一看

[00:06:02] 天边的云车不少

[00:06:05] 真要是刮起风来啊

[00:06:07] 说下雨就下雨

[00:06:09] 这个地方是变化莫测

[00:06:13] 正在这么个时候

[00:06:14] 来了一支军队

[00:06:17] 从旗号你看

[00:06:19] 是大唐朝的军队

[00:06:21] 旗脚下并列四员大将

[00:06:26] 为首的是个老头子

[00:06:28] 肚子都出了汗了

[00:06:30] 胯下马

[00:06:31] 掌中车

[00:06:33] 轱辘辘大斧子

[00:06:35] 您还用问吗

[00:06:37] 正是程咬金程老千岁

[00:06:41] 程咬金的身边

[00:06:43] 是齐国远、李如辉、毛公岱三员大将

[00:06:50] 往后瞅

[00:06:51] 300骑兵

[00:06:54] 程咬金从哪儿来呀

[00:06:56] 接上前门那个茬了

[00:06:59] 他跟徐茂公到了临潭

[00:07:03] 一找罗成

[00:07:04] 没了

[00:07:05] 哥俩大吃一惊啊

[00:07:08] 后来嘛

[00:07:09] 程咬金受命追赶罗成

[00:07:13] 您还记得这个茬吗

[00:07:16] 拼命的追

[00:07:17] 拼命的赶呐

[00:07:19] 这才来到大小过盔山

[00:07:23] 他跟罗成只差半天的路程

[00:07:27] 那就没地方找去

[00:07:30] 等进了锅盔山了

[00:07:32] 程咬金立马横斧子看了看地形没有

[00:07:39] 我说老齐啊

[00:07:40] 你们瞅瞅

[00:07:42] 这地方太险要了

[00:07:45] 一眼都望不到头的山脉

[00:07:47] 你说咱老兄弟在哪儿呢

[00:07:50] 是啊

[00:07:52] 我看咱没地儿去找去

[00:07:54] 没地方找

[00:07:56] 也得找

[00:07:57] 拼死拼活

[00:07:59] 你再把他找找

[00:08:00] 是我们也那么想的

[00:08:03] 进山往里走

[00:08:06] 300多人进了山了

[00:08:08] 又走了五六里地

[00:08:10] 可了不得

[00:08:11] 就听见炮浩如雷呀

[00:08:14] 咚啪啪啪啪

[00:08:20] 把程咬金的大肚子郭郭红震得跳起来多高

[00:08:29] 众人闪目观瞧

[00:08:32] 正东正西

[00:08:33] 正南、正北

[00:08:35] 四面八方全是苏定方的军队

[00:08:40] 刀枪似麦穗

[00:08:42] 剑戟如麻林

[00:08:44] 旗幡骤斩啊

[00:08:46] 队伍整齐

[00:08:48] 把老程他们困在当中

[00:08:52] 谁不害怕

[00:08:54] 程咬金暗道

[00:08:56] 不妙

[00:08:57] 我们中了埋伏

[00:09:01] 但是呢

[00:09:01] 他经验也非常丰富

[00:09:03] 你看

[00:09:04] 就凭他来说

[00:09:06] 大帐小帐经历了多少

[00:09:09] 可说经验丰富啊

[00:09:11] 心里虽然慌乱

[00:09:13] 表面上很镇定

[00:09:15] 来呀

[00:09:16] 摆下元阵

[00:09:19] 什么叫圆阵

[00:09:20] 他这300多人话

[00:09:22] 马头朝外

[00:09:24] 马屁股朝里

[00:09:26] 围了个圈

[00:09:27] 那些骑兵把马刀、弓箭都准备好了

[00:09:32] 离远处看

[00:09:33] 就像个大刺猬差不多少

[00:09:36] 程咬金这心呢

[00:09:38] 多少还安定了一点

[00:09:40] 揉揉眼睛

[00:09:42] 仔细看

[00:09:43] 正面一员大将

[00:09:45] 金甲绿袍

[00:09:47] 手拖大刀

[00:09:49] 看年岁不大

[00:09:51] 旗号上有个苏字

[00:09:54] 往左面看

[00:09:55] 旗号上也有个数字儿

[00:09:58] 马鞍桥一员大将

[00:10:00] 红铜盔

[00:10:01] 红铜甲

[00:10:02] 长出使双刀

[00:10:05] 往这面看

[00:10:07] 一员大将

[00:10:08] 银盔素甲

[00:10:10] 白马大棍

[00:10:12] 曹雅金不认

[00:10:14] 往后看

[00:10:15] 不认得

[00:10:17] 书中代言谁呀

[00:10:19] 正是大将刘天林

[00:10:22] 还有那个上年纪的老道吴道人

[00:10:28] 那位说

[00:10:29] 这吴老道究竟什么人

[00:10:31] 那您还用问吗

[00:10:33] 真是苏定方派来的

[00:10:36] 原来呀

[00:10:37] 他是苏定方的一个师叔

[00:10:41] 诶

[00:10:41] 这次巧了

[00:10:43] 看望苏定方

[00:10:45] 被花刀匠把他留下了

[00:10:48] 苏定方现在正没人呢

[00:10:50] 一看老道来了

[00:10:52] 喜出望外

[00:10:53] 你得帮帮我的忙

[00:10:55] 别走了

[00:10:56] 吴老道排兵布阵非常有两下子

[00:11:01] 他向苏定方了解了两军阵前的情况

[00:11:05] 苏定方把自己的计策跟他一讲

[00:11:08] 两个人一拍即合

[00:11:12] 罗成啊

[00:11:13] 真没料错

[00:11:15] 他就是扰乱军心去的

[00:11:18] 现在呢

[00:11:19] 他就是苏定方手下的参谋长

[00:11:23] 这老道才不是东西呢

[00:11:25] 但是功夫十分了得

[00:11:29] 掌中这条铁杖

[00:11:31] 有万人之敌呀

[00:11:35] 闲言少叙

[00:11:36] 书归正文

[00:11:38] 程咬金一看就包围了

[00:11:40] 人们心呐

[00:11:42] 都提着嗓子眼儿

[00:11:44] 齐国远

[00:11:44] 李如辉

[00:11:46] 发啥了

[00:11:47] 四哥

[00:11:48] 坏了咱也玩不完

[00:11:50] 放屁

[00:11:51] 谁玩完咱也不能玩完

[00:11:54] 看我的

[00:11:55] 再看程咬金

[00:11:58] 推开战马

[00:11:59] 来到最前边

[00:12:01] 没说话之前先耍了一顿斧子

[00:12:07] 耍完了斧子之后

[00:12:08] 高声断喝

[00:12:10] 对

[00:12:12] 你们干什么

[00:12:13] 干什么

[00:12:15] 有头没叫你们那头儿过来跟我搭话

[00:12:20] 老道过来了

[00:12:24] 来到程咬金的马前

[00:12:26] 二目射着凶光

[00:12:29] 无量天尊

[00:12:32] 不用问

[00:12:33] 你是程咬金吧

[00:12:35] 诶

[00:12:35] 正是我老人家

[00:12:37] 不是

[00:12:38] 你谁呀

[00:12:39] 吴连佛

[00:12:41] 连贫道都不认识啊

[00:12:44] 我告诉你吧

[00:12:46] 苏定方是我的主帅

[00:12:50] 我是他的军师

[00:12:52] 吴道也是也

[00:12:56] 啊

[00:12:56] 你还是个军师

[00:12:58] 甭问

[00:12:59] 你肯定是个狗头军师

[00:13:02] 我先问你

[00:13:04] 我老兄弟罗成现在何处

[00:13:08] 你们把他骗到哪儿去了

[00:13:11] 压崩半个说个不字

[00:13:14] 要不说实话你来看

[00:13:17] 我叫你在我的府下做鬼

[00:13:25] 程咬金啊

[00:13:26] 真能唬人呐

[00:13:28] 大嘴叉一咧

[00:13:30] 哇哇直叫

[00:13:31] 震得山骨头硬回声

[00:13:35] 老道冷笑了一声

[00:13:37] 程小金

[00:13:37] 少来这套

[00:13:39] 我对旁人可能不太清楚

[00:13:43] 对你有深刻的了解呀

[00:13:47] 你是有名的大饭桶

[00:13:50] 谁不知道老程的斧子三下半呢

[00:13:53] 嗯

[00:13:55] 何况你还上了年纪了

[00:13:57] 调雅静呢

[00:13:59] 想要问罗成哪儿去了

[00:14:02] 我就实话对你说

[00:14:04] 他已经早死多时

[00:14:07] 做了无头鬼了

[00:14:10] 罗城的人马已经全军覆没啊

[00:14:16] 晁小金这心就三个啊

[00:14:19] 一个尖就冒了冷汗了

[00:14:22] 干嘛来了

[00:14:23] 找罗成啊

[00:14:25] 别看罗成性骄气傲

[00:14:28] 那优点还是多的

[00:14:31] 跟程咬金莫逆之交啊

[00:14:35] 程咬金疼

[00:14:36] 罗成比亲兄弟还疼

[00:14:40] 他一听老道说出这话来

[00:14:42] 他能不吃惊吗

[00:14:44] 但程西又一琢磨

[00:14:46] 不可能

[00:14:48] 这小子瞪眼说胡话

[00:14:52] 我老兄弟

[00:14:53] 不白给呀

[00:14:55] 手下带着那么多的弟兄

[00:14:57] 说被他吃掉

[00:14:59] 就被他吃掉吗

[00:15:01] 啊

[00:15:02] 他是有意的造谣

[00:15:05] 乱我的军心

[00:15:07] 别吃亏

[00:15:08] 别上当

[00:15:10] 想到这儿

[00:15:11] 程小金乐了

[00:15:13] 我说

[00:15:13] 牛鼻子老大

[00:15:15] 你挺大年纪

[00:15:17] 怎么瞪眼说胡话呀

[00:15:19] 嗯

[00:15:21] 我根本就不信

[00:15:23] 你少在我面前耍着烟炮

[00:15:26] 鬼吹灯

[00:15:28] 牛鼻子

[00:15:29] 我看这是活腻歪了

[00:15:31] 说完了程咬金就回头

[00:15:34] 齐国远哟

[00:15:36] 打他诶

[00:15:39] 齐国远心说

[00:15:40] 四哥就这么人

[00:15:42] 说大话使小钱

[00:15:44] 诶

[00:15:45] 他狗掀帘子全直嘴呢

[00:15:48] 动真格的还是我们哥们儿

[00:15:50] 齐国远又不能不听

[00:15:53] 答应一声催开

[00:15:55] 大花马晃动掌中推是

[00:15:59] 直奔吴老道

[00:16:01] 吴老道手晃插条账

[00:16:04] 赶紧应战

[00:16:06] 断喝一声

[00:16:08] 武梁佛

[00:16:09] 黑鬼

[00:16:10] 你是谁

[00:16:12] 大将齐国远呐

[00:16:15] 招锤吧你

[00:16:17] 嗯

[00:16:19] 就砸下来

[00:16:21] 老道横铁杖往上招架

[00:16:25] R 啷一声

[00:16:27] 把锤崩出去

[00:16:28] 心说

[00:16:29] 这黑鬼好大的劲儿啊

[00:16:33] 说到这儿呢

[00:16:34] 咱得介绍两句

[00:16:36] 齐国远有个绰号叫空垂大将

[00:16:40] 您还记得隋唐演义吗

[00:16:43] 这齐国远呢

[00:16:44] 没少唬人呢

[00:16:47] 自称天下无敌的大将军

[00:16:50] 他就胡那大纸锤

[00:16:53] 都用那金叶子

[00:16:55] 一层挨一层

[00:16:57] 诶这玩意儿真糊了不少人

[00:17:00] 像三公子裴元庆、戚辅、赵王李元霸都叫他蒙过

[00:17:06] 不过哪回呀

[00:17:08] 都露馅

[00:17:09] 人家那真锤一旦碰上他这假锤

[00:17:12] 窟窿就给捅漏了

[00:17:14] 后来齐国远一赌气

[00:17:16] 这招也不灵了

[00:17:18] 干脆使真锤吧

[00:17:20] 这才又换的真锤

[00:17:23] 虽然说齐国远是吹牛

[00:17:25] 但是不等于他一点能耐没有

[00:17:29] 他这两下子还是比程咬金强点

[00:17:34] 这对铁锤上下翻飞

[00:17:37] 跟老道打了十几个回合

[00:17:40] 未分胜负

[00:17:42] 程小金怕他招架不住

[00:17:44] 跟李乌辉说

[00:17:46] 我说你怎么还看着上啊

[00:17:49] 人家人多

[00:17:50] 咱们人少

[00:17:51] 就得速战速决

[00:17:53] 不对

[00:17:55] 李如辉点头拍马

[00:17:57] 五大铁枪加入战团

[00:18:01] 一边打一边还说呢

[00:18:03] 老齐

[00:18:05] 我助你一臂之力

[00:18:07] 咱们哥俩揍他一个好嘞

[00:18:10] 这才叫够哥们的

[00:18:13] 肉铁锤砸起来

[00:18:16] 老道刚架出去

[00:18:18] 噌大枪到了

[00:18:20] 刚把枪崩出去

[00:18:21] 扔锤又到了

[00:18:24] 把老道气的

[00:18:25] 一个劲儿念佛呀

[00:18:27] 你们这什么战法

[00:18:28] 以多为胜诶

[00:18:31] 其实老道那边人也不少

[00:18:34] 苏山苏林都在那儿观战呢

[00:18:38] 他叫谁都可以过来

[00:18:41] 但是老大凭自负

[00:18:44] 觉着我要叫别人帮忙

[00:18:46] 有失身份

[00:18:48] 你们两个人打我又算得了什么呢

[00:18:52] 因此他咬着牙在这盯着三匹马颤瞪香坡打了个难解难分

[00:19:01] 诶

[00:19:07] 程咬金在这儿看着

[00:19:10] 老程心说我呀

[00:19:12] 也得过去凑凑热闹

[00:19:15] 一定得把这老道给解决了

[00:19:18] 老程瞅来瞅去瞅去瞅来

[00:19:21] 一机回来

[00:19:24] 吴老道的脸冲着前边

[00:19:27] 后脑勺后背对着程咬金

[00:19:31] 老程

[00:19:31] 太行了

[00:19:33] 两脚一点飞虎颤

[00:19:36] 大肚咕咕红肉往前一蹿

[00:19:39] 出其不意

[00:19:40] 攻其不备

[00:19:41] 就到了吴老道背后了

[00:19:44] 程咬金把大斧子抡开了

[00:19:46] 牛逼的那个玩意

[00:19:48] 再找了扔

[00:19:49] 就一斧子

[00:19:51] 老道再想躲

[00:19:53] 来不及了

[00:19:55] 怎么来不及了

[00:19:57] 眼前的事儿都招架不过来呀

[00:20:01] 一闭眼睛

[00:20:02] 把脑袋交给程咬金了

[00:20:05] 咔嚓

[00:20:06] 这一斧子力劈华山

[00:20:08] 把吴老道劈为两半

[00:20:13] 扑通死尸栽于马下

[00:20:16] 程咬金哈哈大笑

[00:20:19] 我说你们俩怎么那么饭桶啊

[00:20:22] 折腾了这么半天了

[00:20:24] 都没收拾得了他

[00:20:26] 你看李四哥一伸手就把它切开晾着了

[00:20:31] 俩人心说你真能凑热闹

[00:20:34] 真能捡便宜

[00:20:36] 这一辈子你就这么走过来的

[00:20:41] 可是正在这时候

[00:20:43] 苏山

[00:20:44] 苏林

[00:20:46] 所有的人就冲上来了

[00:20:48] 给道爷报仇

[00:20:50] 别让他们跑了

[00:20:53] 程咬金这才清醒过来

[00:20:56] 一看人家人太多呀

[00:20:58] 命令300骑兵开弓放箭

[00:21:02] 是边往上冲

[00:21:05] 边在这儿打着

[00:21:07] 书中代言

[00:21:09] 程咬金带的300骑兵

[00:21:12] 可不是一般的

[00:21:14] 那是十里抽一

[00:21:16] 都是精干的对付

[00:21:19] 颇有战斗经验呢

[00:21:21] 所以这帮人以一丁时来呀

[00:21:25] 在这打呀

[00:21:27] 再加上程咬金、齐桂元、李如辉等人都玩了命了

[00:21:32] 往前一冲

[00:21:33] 一条胡同

[00:21:35] 往后一退

[00:21:36] 一条胡同

[00:21:38] 正好这时候程咬金跟苏山马打对头

[00:21:43] 苏三

[00:21:44] 这小子长得酷似他爹

[00:21:47] 但是没有他爹那肚儿大

[00:21:50] 挎下马掌中三挺大砍刀

[00:21:54] 抡刀便砍程咬金

[00:21:57] 嘴里还说呢

[00:21:58] 姓程的哪里跑

[00:22:01] 我要给军师报仇

[00:22:02] 找刀叉

[00:22:04] 批下来

[00:22:06] 程咬金呢

[00:22:07] 眼都花了

[00:22:09] 他也不管三七二十一

[00:22:11] 抡起大斧子奔着苏山的脑袋就劈啊劈脑袋

[00:22:19] 这下把苏珊可吓得不轻

[00:22:22] 心说

[00:22:23] 这都什么招

[00:22:24] 这是我一刀给他劈上了

[00:22:27] 他一斧子给我撂上了啊

[00:22:29] 同归于尽

[00:22:32] 心说话

[00:22:32] 你是个老糟头子了

[00:22:34] 我跟你一块儿死

[00:22:36] 值个吗

[00:22:37] 没有办法

[00:22:39] 赶紧把刀撤回来

[00:22:41] 横断铁门栓

[00:22:42] 往上招架开

[00:22:46] 还没等碰上斧子再看

[00:22:49] 老程搬斧头现斧短三愣一个尖儿猛刺苏山的耿嗓小鬼屁眼

[00:23:00] 程咬金使的真熟练

[00:23:03] 把苏三给吓得一拨了脑袋

[00:23:06] 心说

[00:23:06] 我命休矣