《水浒0048》歌词

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[00:00:02] 这段书啊

[00:00:03] 可太热闹

[00:00:06] 一红核上这一找到平安镇

[00:00:11] 他是倒霉开始

[00:00:14] 凡是这个骄傲目中无人的人非得吃大

[00:00:21] 不撞南墙是不回头啊

[00:00:25] 十七二当时跟他论理

[00:00:28] 这时气儿多能白活死人都能说活了

[00:00:33] 这小腿儿跟棒子一样

[00:00:34] 软硬兼施

[00:00:37] 连挖苦在损

[00:00:40] 把和尚气的腮帮的肉嘣嘣直蹦

[00:00:46] 时间在这呢

[00:00:48] 你咋呼什么好小子

[00:00:51] 我怎么就看不透你们满院的人

[00:00:55] 哪一个是贫僧的对手

[00:00:59] 你随便拿出一个是吗

[00:01:03] 我大合唱

[00:01:04] 你说错了

[00:01:06] 别看人多

[00:01:09] 我们绝不能以多为胜

[00:01:12] 对付你这样的

[00:01:13] 有我足矣

[00:01:15] 你敢跟贫僧动手

[00:01:17] 是啊

[00:01:19] 你看看咱是干什么的

[00:01:23] 都是武圣人的门徒啊

[00:01:26] 耍刀把子弟出身

[00:01:28] 没两下子敢吃这碗饭

[00:01:31] 大合唱

[00:01:32] 今天我陪你大战300合

[00:01:38] 五松点了点头

[00:01:40] 心说

[00:01:40] 别说十千小的长能量

[00:01:44] 什么人都敢对付啊

[00:01:47] 不但武松这么想

[00:01:49] 其他的人也这么想

[00:01:51] 瞪眼要看看时间

[00:01:53] 怎么会揍大合成一哭

[00:01:57] 再看十圈

[00:01:58] 甩掉外衣尽湿盼泪大带皮洒鞋

[00:02:04] 嗯帽子

[00:02:05] 周身上下没有半点绷挂之处

[00:02:09] 一伸手拽出小片儿刀

[00:02:12] 没动手之前呢

[00:02:14] 自己先练了一趟

[00:02:16] 一边练一边白活

[00:02:18] 看到没

[00:02:20] 这一招

[00:02:21] 叫夜战八方藏刀式

[00:02:25] 这招叫进步

[00:02:27] 连环做盘刀

[00:02:29] 看着J 着墨借用保健的招数叫仙人指路

[00:02:33] 哎

[00:02:34] 看来手腕子一番叫拨草寻蛇在看

[00:02:40] 这叫大鹏单展翅

[00:02:43] 把和尚给气

[00:02:45] 我是见

[00:02:47] 你想不想伸手

[00:02:49] 你一个人练

[00:02:50] 有什么劲呢

[00:02:52] 来来来

[00:02:52] 你过来

[00:02:53] 废话

[00:02:54] 我不过去我练什么劲儿

[00:02:57] 合着你做好准备

[00:02:59] 我可要下家伙嘞

[00:03:02] 大和尚手端着金鼎、九连环在这儿等着再开时间练来练去

[00:03:09] 扔

[00:03:11] 跳回本队啊

[00:03:13] 谁过去

[00:03:15] 大伙一听这泄气

[00:03:17] 你白活了半天

[00:03:19] 你不敢伸手

[00:03:20] 嘿

[00:03:21] 真是个窝囊废

[00:03:24] 我来过

[00:03:25] 去理会你过去

[00:03:27] 李奎汉

[00:03:28] 好像

[00:03:30] 你就会耍嘴

[00:03:32] 可是这李逵呢

[00:03:33] 特别好斗

[00:03:36] 现在没工夫理石千把双斧子一轮

[00:03:40] 哇哇道教扔就跳过去

[00:03:44] 梁炳章

[00:03:45] 数往一块儿一碰乌鱼啊

[00:03:55] 可知道海选方丹丽啊

[00:04:00] 说话之间

[00:04:01] 当场不让步

[00:04:02] 举手不留情

[00:04:04] 双斧是流行感

[00:04:06] 越往下就呸

[00:04:10] 大和尚一看过这个黑炭头

[00:04:14] 他中等身材

[00:04:15] 宽宽的肩膀

[00:04:16] 厚厚的一身念赛滨州铁联璧了塞的大胡子

[00:04:22] 长得相貌十分凶恶

[00:04:24] 看得出是一员猛将

[00:04:27] 自称李逵知道

[00:04:30] 早就有这么个人儿

[00:04:32] 这李逵是水泊梁山一员虎将

[00:04:35] 我还多加谨慎

[00:04:38] 说时迟那时快

[00:04:39] 斧子眼看落下来

[00:04:41] 在看大河

[00:04:42] 是一空横担铁门栓

[00:04:45] 举火烧天赦

[00:04:47] 往外一叫看

[00:04:51] 双福子璇坐到金鼎九连环的杆儿上

[00:04:58] 咱说我这杆粗细跟那小旗杆差不多

[00:05:02] 冰铁打造

[00:05:04] 那可不是木头的

[00:05:07] 斧子砍杀

[00:05:08] 啪啪啪

[00:05:11] 掂起来有多高

[00:05:13] 阵地黑旋风李逵的膀臂酸麻

[00:05:17] 虎口发热

[00:05:19] 身子一窄

[00:05:20] 蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬往后退了

[00:05:23] 奇葩不

[00:05:24] 好不容易才站稳头

[00:05:27] 哎哟

[00:05:28] 好你个秃驴

[00:05:29] 好大的劲儿

[00:05:31] 朝富

[00:05:34] 我这一番

[00:05:36] 加工左右软肋

[00:05:39] 大和尚身形一转

[00:05:42] 把斧子躲开金鼎

[00:05:44] 九连环举起来

[00:05:45] 往下就砸

[00:05:47] 李逵

[00:05:48] 狮子茶花

[00:05:49] 万丈朝霞堪忧啊

[00:05:54] 九连环也崩出去了

[00:05:56] 李逵站立不稳

[00:05:58] 倒退几步灯

[00:06:00] 来个屁股墩儿

[00:06:02] 为什么没人地劲儿大呀

[00:06:04] 哎哟

[00:06:05] 好大的劲儿

[00:06:07] 一咕噜声站起来接茬战斗

[00:06:12] 明眼人看的心情

[00:06:15] 李逵虽猛

[00:06:17] 跟一哭比差的太多

[00:06:22] 那什么上手

[00:06:24] 也就十来个照面

[00:06:26] 李逵心慌意乱

[00:06:30] 这俩斧子就不听使唤了

[00:06:32] 哇哇直叫

[00:06:33] 哎

[00:06:33] 怎么回事儿呢

[00:06:34] 这怎么回事儿

[00:06:36] 快来人我就招架不住了

[00:06:39] 花和尚鲁智深

[00:06:40] 你看不好慌

[00:06:42] 方便连环铲大吼一声

[00:06:45] 飘过去

[00:06:47] T 下李逵

[00:06:48] 大战一空

[00:06:50] 方便连环铲

[00:06:52] 对金鼎、九连环

[00:06:54] 俩大和尚豆豆一块儿

[00:06:57] 其实讲能耐

[00:07:00] 鲁智深的本事比李逵要高出一些

[00:07:05] 他也是缘莽汉

[00:07:07] 挺粗鲁

[00:07:09] 但是粗中有细

[00:07:12] 他比李逵要明智得多

[00:07:15] 有时候念出新戏

[00:07:19] 但是两个人达到的20 回合

[00:07:22] 鲁智深招架不住

[00:07:24] 正在这时

[00:07:25] 行者武松一晃雪花

[00:07:28] 镔铁双刀

[00:07:29] 大吼一声

[00:07:30] 跳过来替换辖鲁智深

[00:07:33] 双刀对金兵

[00:07:35] 九连环

[00:07:37] 武松的能耐那就更不必说了

[00:07:41] 比花和尚鲁智深又高了那么一点

[00:07:45] 但是不是预控的对手

[00:07:48] 勉强对付了30 回合不能取胜

[00:07:54] 十前往左右看了看我

[00:07:55] 中尉

[00:07:57] 别卖不了的书

[00:07:58] 该都戳这儿了

[00:07:59] 上啊

[00:08:00] 我这上啊

[00:08:01] 一个接一个

[00:08:04] 说话之间

[00:08:06] 大舌头灰屑

[00:08:07] 从此安藤椒一晃

[00:08:09] 陆军藤蛇棒飞

[00:08:11] 深情飘过去了

[00:08:13] 我来了

[00:08:15] 武松一看有人替换收双刀

[00:08:19] 败归本阵

[00:08:21] 安藤教也学他老师那套新说

[00:08:25] 学了就得用啊

[00:08:26] 钉子不往那儿一站

[00:08:28] 摇头晃脑

[00:08:30] 大和尚收招病是利用这几回喘口气

[00:08:35] 嗯嗯

[00:08:39] 大人都不行

[00:08:40] 杀了个毛孩子

[00:08:43] 妈妈

[00:08:44] 你是谁阿辉

[00:08:46] 谢童济、安藤椒啊

[00:08:49] 呵呵

[00:08:50] 安腾交

[00:08:52] 你今年多大

[00:08:53] 依稀五岁

[00:08:55] 哈哈哈哈

[00:08:59] 啊

[00:09:00] 你太小了

[00:09:02] 闹了半天

[00:09:03] 是个娃娃

[00:09:05] 怎么水泊梁山没人啦

[00:09:07] 把小孩打发出来逃命去吧

[00:09:12] 贫僧岂能与你交手

[00:09:15] 你放菊花P

[00:09:18] 我怎么就不爱听这话

[00:09:20] 小孩怎么了啊

[00:09:23] 小孩金刚拽个小能揽瓷器竹竿

[00:09:28] D 各大节节发东

[00:09:30] 小孩怎么办

[00:09:32] 想当初

[00:09:33] 周瑜喜爱血官

[00:09:35] 拜水军都督甘罗12 岁拜宰相

[00:09:40] 我怎么就不能成为大将

[00:09:43] 你记得我老师是谁

[00:09:46] 呵呵

[00:09:46] 这孩子还挺能白活

[00:09:48] 你师傅是谁

[00:09:50] 我媳妇就是他

[00:09:52] 梁山好汉

[00:09:53] 鼓上蚤时迁

[00:09:56] 我是他徒弟

[00:09:57] 回谢童济安藤椒

[00:10:00] 我爷爷

[00:10:02] 江南洗老D

[00:10:04] 细佬安良安国一平安大侠

[00:10:09] 大伙儿这才知道

[00:10:12] 闹了半天

[00:10:13] 他是时迁的徒弟

[00:10:15] 原来也没宣布

[00:10:17] 谁也不知道什么时候拜的

[00:10:20] 没听说翁

[00:10:22] 大家全了

[00:10:24] 你说

[00:10:25] 你说这孩子是尖的是啥

[00:10:28] 水泊梁山那么多高人

[00:10:30] 谁也不拜

[00:10:31] 专卖这坏小子时迁

[00:10:33] 嘿嘿

[00:10:34] 真是王八瞅绿豆对眼了啊

[00:10:38] 石桥也挺美

[00:10:40] 我徒弟好呀

[00:10:43] 说得好

[00:10:43] 接茬往下说

[00:10:45] 老徐

[00:10:46] 你放心吧

[00:10:48] 大哥也听明白

[00:10:49] 没和尚也了

[00:10:51] 呵呵呵呵

[00:10:54] 娃娃

[00:10:55] 我看你是个半吊子250 啊

[00:10:59] 闹了半天

[00:11:00] 你摆了个花舌子

[00:11:03] 他除了白活

[00:11:04] 他有什么本事

[00:11:05] 算啦吧啦

[00:11:07] 逃命去吧

[00:11:10] 我说你这秃驴真够呛啊

[00:11:13] 你不是瞧不起我吗

[00:11:15] 结果我非跟你玩命不可

[00:11:18] 休走就怕

[00:11:21] 论起陆军城市吧

[00:11:23] 露头便发

[00:11:25] 和尚想看看他的本事

[00:11:27] 没还手

[00:11:28] 上部闪身磅度

[00:11:31] 在看安腾交

[00:11:32] 手腕一翻

[00:11:34] 入拦腰锁

[00:11:36] 玉带分

[00:11:38] 它内部变粗

[00:11:39] 和大和尚急忙往前一哈腰

[00:11:43] 乘车棒走空

[00:11:45] 在看安腾交先拽了一下

[00:11:48] 紧跟着手腕的又一番孤树盘根抽盒上的双腿

[00:11:55] 一空脚尖点地往上一窜

[00:11:59] 路金城释放又走空

[00:12:02] 大额上钢一沾地

[00:12:04] 在看安腾交双手

[00:12:06] 轮棒是露头便撒图的改变

[00:12:13] 你还真别说

[00:12:14] 把夜空下的一步了

[00:12:16] 脑袋一看

[00:12:18] 这孩子手疾眼快

[00:12:21] 彼时

[00:12:21] 钱可强多了

[00:12:23] 真是青出于蓝胜于蓝啊

[00:12:26] 不要小看了他

[00:12:28] 闪身躲过安腾交啪啪频频发动进攻

[00:12:34] 十几个照面之后

[00:12:36] 仍跳出圈外

[00:12:38] 回归本队行了

[00:12:41] 合着一下跑了

[00:12:43] 嗨

[00:12:44] 有什么师傅

[00:12:45] 有什么徒弟

[00:12:47] 哈哈

[00:12:48] 娃娃闹了半天

[00:12:50] 你就会这两下子

[00:12:52] 他正在得意之时

[00:12:54] 小白跟周天亮一晃

[00:12:57] 陆军同时吧也过来

[00:13:00] 和上一条又一个小孩儿

[00:13:03] 你是谁呀

[00:13:04] 小白猿周天亮

[00:13:08] 周光祖是我爷爷

[00:13:10] 我是她孙子

[00:13:12] 休走招吧

[00:13:14] 说着轮棒变杂

[00:13:17] 周天亮有点挂到近

[00:13:20] 什么道尽

[00:13:22] 其实现在啊

[00:13:23] 有些地方我赶不上诙谐童子安腾交

[00:13:27] 我们俩一般大

[00:13:29] 你看

[00:13:30] 他拜了师天为师了

[00:13:32] 我发现这小子这能耐长进

[00:13:36] 胆儿也越来越大嘴叉子也不让人

[00:13:39] 我比他差啥呀

[00:13:42] 我怎么就不行勒

[00:13:44] 他敢比例

[00:13:46] 难道我就不敢骂小孩

[00:13:49] 攀比的心都剩

[00:13:51] 所以他未经请示

[00:13:53] 乍着胆子跳过来

[00:13:56] 一伸手

[00:13:57] 一哭

[00:13:57] 一看

[00:13:58] 这孩子比那大舌头可强得多

[00:14:03] 别开

[00:14:03] 也是个孩子

[00:14:05] 陆金腾蛇棒上下翻飞

[00:14:07] 神出鬼没

[00:14:09] 还真得留点神

[00:14:11] 不留神还非要他楼上不可

[00:14:15] 十几个照面之后

[00:14:18] 小白猿周天亮一看

[00:14:20] 不能取胜

[00:14:21] 我无非啊

[00:14:22] 练练我的胆子

[00:14:24] 干脆我也学乖一点

[00:14:26] 虚晃一招

[00:14:27] 跳出圈外

[00:14:29] 回归本队

[00:14:31] 你空还行

[00:14:33] 都学会了这套了

[00:14:35] 真是见事不好

[00:14:37] 撒腿便跑啊

[00:14:38] 嘿嘿

[00:14:39] 哪个还来

[00:14:41] 我来了

[00:14:44] 谁过来了

[00:14:45] 自然是六老爷子

[00:14:48] 周同、周光祖

[00:14:50] 一分胯骨双蓝

[00:14:53] 来到大合唱金钱高桑

[00:14:56] 嗯

[00:14:58] 我奉劝你

[00:14:59] 见好就收啊

[00:15:02] 如果不听良言相劝

[00:15:04] 赤壁分割短长

[00:15:07] 你看见没

[00:15:08] 我们多数人

[00:15:10] 就轮流着动手

[00:15:11] 累也得把你累死

[00:15:14] 你还能把人救出去

[00:15:16] 再说

[00:15:17] 绿廊所犯下的罪行是可杀而不可留啊

[00:15:21] 大和尚

[00:15:22] 你不能不讲理哎

[00:15:24] 周光祖少说废话

[00:15:27] 谁要把我赢了

[00:15:29] 我扭头便走人

[00:15:31] 我不要了

[00:15:32] 什么事儿我也不管

[00:15:34] 要做到这一点

[00:15:35] 你就是嘴唇磨破了

[00:15:38] 也是妄谈空话

[00:15:41] 你说话说的这个份上

[00:15:44] 不能再说了

[00:15:45] 只有武力解决

[00:15:48] 老家周图须髯飘摆一晃

[00:15:51] 胯骨双蓝发布进攻

[00:15:54] 两个人都在这

[00:15:57] 你别看一空

[00:15:59] 那么骄傲分对谁

[00:16:02] 他知道现在的周光祖

[00:16:05] 当代的名人

[00:16:07] 不敢等闲视之

[00:16:09] 因此加着12分的小心

[00:16:12] 运用自己独到的功夫

[00:16:15] 把金兵九连环舞动

[00:16:17] 无非互助上中下三盘

[00:16:21] 进可以攻

[00:16:22] 退可以守

[00:16:24] 还是那句话

[00:16:26] 他的病人长长发

[00:16:29] 太长了

[00:16:31] 兵器这东西

[00:16:33] 一寸长一寸强

[00:16:36] 也卖出练武的

[00:16:38] 就咱们平常人伸手

[00:16:40] 你拿个擀面棍

[00:16:42] 我这拿大棍子

[00:16:44] 我就剩一头

[00:16:47] 但是短兵器有短兵器的长处

[00:16:51] 它小巧灵活

[00:16:54] 遇上长兵器

[00:16:55] 就得格外的留神

[00:16:57] 所以和尚心里有底

[00:16:59] 先说周同

[00:17:00] 嗨

[00:17:01] 从兵器上我就占着上风

[00:17:05] 你那双蓝呢

[00:17:06] 别碰我的九连环

[00:17:08] 碰上就飞

[00:17:10] 你得躲着我

[00:17:13] 所以这大和尚心里有问题

[00:17:15] 频频发动进攻

[00:17:18] 满院金光闪烁

[00:17:28] 周老夏可受了罪

[00:17:32] 虽然病人占个巧字

[00:17:34] 你得近身才能发挥作用

[00:17:37] 你进不去

[00:17:39] 大和尚的金钉九连环一抹身

[00:17:43] 方圆几丈难以靠近

[00:17:47] 只能人家打你

[00:17:49] 你打不着人家

[00:17:52] 赵老家只能凭着经验在外圈转悠

[00:17:56] 等待机会

[00:17:58] 等有了空隙啊

[00:17:59] 唰钻进去

[00:18:01] 好给他一下子

[00:18:02] 但这种空隙是极难极难

[00:18:08] 最后把朱磊暇类的是通身是汗

[00:18:12] 单说仔面

[00:18:13] 飞行侠

[00:18:14] 苗泽

[00:18:15] 苗春雨

[00:18:17] 秒老瞎子一看

[00:18:19] 老六不行

[00:18:21] 我过去也白给啊

[00:18:23] 哎

[00:18:24] 干脆我们双战熊胜

[00:18:28] 在看老侠客回手拽出大宝剑

[00:18:32] 飞身行跳上去

[00:18:35] 老料原单事故

[00:18:38] 来来来

[00:18:40] 咱老哥俩对付他

[00:18:43] 哎

[00:18:43] 先把这话垫上

[00:18:46] 那个说子面飞行侠不拾叨拾不假

[00:18:52] 但今儿个换口保健

[00:18:55] 因为它使保健比史高阿

[00:18:58] 廖威强了那么一点

[00:19:01] 为了上和尚改变兵器

[00:19:04] 一把宝剑

[00:19:05] 一对跨虎

[00:19:06] 双拦发动左右进攻

[00:19:10] 俩老乡站住一盘

[00:19:14] 一空毫不畏惧

[00:19:16] 一边打一边笑哈哈哈

[00:19:21] 啊

[00:19:21] 江南十老就这两下子

[00:19:24] 凭着人多势众啊

[00:19:27] 还有基佬

[00:19:29] 俺俩安国一呢

[00:19:31] 过来啊

[00:19:32] 内衣老藏哪去拉过来

[00:19:36] 今天贫僧是收装包圆啊

[00:19:41] 老头儿不行

[00:19:42] 小伙

[00:19:43] 网上来来来

[00:19:45] 有多少算多少

[00:19:47] 贫僧奉陪到底

[00:19:52] 这家也不是狂啊

[00:19:55] 舞动九连环

[00:19:57] 越战越勇

[00:19:59] 一点累的迹象都没有使不完的劲儿

[00:20:04] 二老累的是频频冒汗

[00:20:08] 嘘嘘带喘

[00:20:10] 打了半天

[00:20:11] 累的眼花缭乱

[00:20:13] 不能取胜

[00:20:15] 食前一看这怎么办呢

[00:20:17] 急得直抖着手

[00:20:19] 哎呀哎呀

[00:20:21] 这这这这怎么办

[00:20:24] 他眼珠转动

[00:20:26] 正想坏蛋的时候

[00:20:29] 就听房上有人说话

[00:20:32] 哈哈哈哈一空

[00:20:37] 不要高兴地太早了

[00:20:40] 话不要说的太大了

[00:20:44] 为人啊

[00:20:45] 给自己留个退身步

[00:20:48] 你不是找江南十老骂老爷子来了

[00:20:56] 声音一落

[00:20:57] 使人从房上轻飘飘落在院中

[00:21:04] 六哥大哥

[00:21:06] 都不要打了

[00:21:08] 让于小弟

[00:21:11] 嗯

[00:21:12] 二老一听

[00:21:13] 是谁

[00:21:15] 虚晃一招

[00:21:16] 跳出圈外各何冰任闪目观瞧一看

[00:21:22] 来的人小

[00:21:23] 个儿不高

[00:21:25] 比常人矮了半头

[00:21:29] 可长得胖乎乎的

[00:21:32] 那么有人缘

[00:21:33] 红扑扑的脸蛋儿

[00:21:35] 挺大脑壳

[00:21:38] 一缕花白胡往前撅撅着

[00:21:41] 两颗大眼锃明刷亮

[00:21:44] 身上穿着葛布袍

[00:21:47] 腰里系着丝绦

[00:21:48] 干净利落

[00:21:50] 那么个小老头

[00:21:54] 赤手空拳为那病人背后斜背着个包

[00:21:59] 说话金属般的声音

[00:22:02] 嗡嗡带回音儿的

[00:22:05] 你看来者是谁呀

[00:22:07] 正是江南十老之中第十老大头剑客诙谐老人邹瑞、邹化昌

[00:22:18] 再说了

[00:22:20] 石老当中最厉害的

[00:22:24] 能耐最大的就是他

[00:22:29] 邹化昌的一来

[00:22:32] 六老爷子大爷内心跟开了两扇门一样

[00:22:37] 一边擦汗一边来到近前

[00:22:40] 老兄

[00:22:42] 你来得太及时了

[00:22:44] 真是及时雨啊

[00:22:48] 二位哥哥过誉啦

[00:22:51] 我来早了

[00:22:52] 来晚了都没有关系

[00:22:55] 有时钱在这儿

[00:22:56] 我就放了心啦

[00:22:59] 二位哥哥请到旁边观敌料阵

[00:23:02] 把一空交于小弟