《Redneck Games(with Alan Jackson)》歌词

[00:00:00] Redneck Games (Live) - Jeff Foxworthy/Alan Jackson
[00:00:00] Written by:Scott Rouse
[00:00:00] Greetings y'all
[00:00:04] And welcome all you danged foreigners
[00:00:06] From other nations
[00:00:09] Dear lord be with our guests
[00:00:11] And prepare them for the butt whopping
[00:00:13] They are about to receive
[00:00:24] The Olympics in Georgia
[00:00:26] God you know we're gonna screw that up
[00:00:30] I guarantee you when they let those doves go
[00:00:32] At the opening ceremony
[00:00:33] There are gonna be guys in the parking
[00:00:35] Lot with shotguns
[00:00:40] And we will not have a flame that big
[00:00:42] Without a pig on it I guarantee it
[00:00:48] Some fat guy going danged good barbecue
[00:00:50] Top of them stairs up there
[00:00:53] They ain't got no hand rail be careful
[00:00:56] Of all the games that the rednecks play
[00:01:00] There's some crazy events
[00:01:04] Well if you know about the redneck ways
[00:01:08] Then it makes perfect sense
[00:01:12] Hell the Olympic rings will be
[00:01:14] Five old tires nailed together
[00:01:18] See that's my fear they're gonna get the list of events
[00:01:20] They gonna have no idea what half
[00:01:22] This stuff is suppose to be
[00:01:24] Like for fencing
[00:01:25] They'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal
[00:01:30] There probably have to cancel water polo
[00:01:32] After the first two or three horses drown
[00:01:36] I tell you instead of discus throwing
[00:01:38] They'll be flinging ford hubcaps
[00:01:44] You can't blame them for the way they are
[00:01:48] But you can sit back and grin
[00:01:52] 'Cause they'll do something that is so bizarre
[00:01:56] You'll want to see it again
[00:02:00] If you could ever get inside their minds
[00:02:04] There's no telling what you might find
[00:02:08] They just do things in a different way
[00:02:12] All the games that the rednecks play
[00:02:16] And you know they haven't even thought about it
[00:02:18] But the river they're having the kayak races on
[00:02:20] Is the same river they filmed deliverance at
[00:02:24] That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty
[00:02:26] Shouldn't it
[00:02:28] 'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down
[00:02:30] That thing a French man
[00:02:31] In a pair of bicycle pants ain't got a chance
[00:02:36] Be prepared to watch the wildest show
[00:02:40] Making her out in the line
[00:02:44] You may not see them bringing home the gold
[00:02:48] But they'll sure make mama proud
[00:02:52] If you could ever get inside their minds
[00:02:56] There's no telling what you might find
[00:03:00] They just do things in a different way
[00:03:04] All the games that the rednecks play
[00:03:12] Hey hey ed I got a white one
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