《Dear Yvette》歌词

[00:00:00] Yo yvette theres a lot of rumours goin around

[00:00:03] Theyre so bad baby you might have to skip town

[00:00:05] See somethings smellin fishy and they say its you

[00:00:08] All I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew

[00:00:10] They say you're a man-eater during the full moon

[00:00:13] Mascot of the senior boys locker room

[00:00:15] They said yvette walked in there wasnt too much rap

[00:00:18] Her reputation got bigger and so did her gap

[00:00:20] Cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better

[00:00:23] Imma sit down and write you a long letter

[00:00:28] Dear yvette x4

[00:00:38] I'm glad you ain't my sister then again if you was

[00:00:40] Id have to treat you like you was my distant cuz

[00:00:43] I'm not a news reporter I don't mean to assume

[00:00:45] What should I think I seen ya comin out the mens bathroom

[00:00:47] You wasnt in there alone wasnt usin the phone

[00:00:50] The door was locked for twenty minutes all I heard was moan

[00:01:05] I don't really know if the story is so

[00:01:07] I can either ask curly or larry or moe

[00:01:10] Or earl shabazz lou mookie or joe

[00:01:12] Like santa claus said you're a ho-ho-ho

[00:01:15] In every disco you say hello

[00:01:17] Like you're a little angel but we all know

[00:01:20] Since you was eleven you been actin this way

[00:01:22] You always got in bed when you wanted to play

[00:01:25] You're a freak you think you're lady godiva

[00:01:27] Some freaks are live but yvette you're liver

[00:01:42] You're a back-seat queen a elevator pro

[00:01:45] A high-powered body makes your levis grow

[00:01:47] See the stories I've heard they could amaze

[00:01:50] I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days

[00:01:52] So calm down freak get a g e d

[00:01:54] Thats a general education on decency

[00:01:57] One day youll see and agree with me

[00:01:59] Unless you're gonna be a freak until you're 93

[00:02:02] For you theres no fee everything is free

[00:02:04] This is from me to you not you to me

[00:02:07] Every night is your night your leather pants are tight

[00:02:09] You try to shake your butt with all your might

[00:02:12] I don't really wanna dis nobody

[00:02:14] You might think I had a little too much bacardi

[00:02:17] But thats not the problem the problems yvette

[00:02:19] How bad can a girls reputation get

[00:02:22] See she's the kinda girl all the homeboys met

[00:02:24] If you're desparate ask yvette cuz shell say bet

[00:02:39] B-boys are hard on the boulevard

[00:02:42] The reverend at the church said you was barred

[00:02:44] Homeboys on the block love you a lot

[00:02:46] You're a real famous freak whether you like it or not

[00:02:49] So before you start walking and your beak starts squawkin

[00:02:52] Let me explain to you who is talkin

[00:02:54] I'm l l cool j from around the way

[00:02:56] You boogie down to my records almost every day

[00:02:59] Go a hundred miles an hour when you're standin still

[00:03:01] You're faster than my caddy when its goin downhill

[00:03:04] Won't forget that day in the y m c a

[00:03:06] The guy at the desk said it was ok

[00:03:09] For you to come inside cuz he knew you'd stay

[00:03:11] Greg g and garfield yelled hooray