《Valley Girl》歌词

[00:00:00] Valley Girl - Frank Zappa

[00:00:01] Valley Girl

[00:00:02] She's a Valley Girl

[00:00:04] Valley Girl

[00:00:05] She's a Valley Girl

[00:00:07] Okay fine

[00:00:08] Fer sure fer sure

[00:00:10] She's a Valley Girl

[00:00:12] In a clothing store

[00:00:13] Okay fine

[00:00:15] Fer sure fer sure

[00:00:17] She's a

[00:00:18] Like OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)

[00:00:20] Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)

[00:00:24] Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)

[00:00:27] There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)

[00:00:30] And like all these like really great shoe stores

[00:00:33] I love going into like clothing stores and stuff

[00:00:36] I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff

[00:00:38] It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like

[00:00:40] Super-super nice

[00:00:42] It's like so BITCHEN

[00:00:44] On Ventura there she goes

[00:00:47] She just bought some bitchen clothes

[00:00:51] Tosses her head 'n flips her hair

[00:00:54] She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

[00:00:58] Anyway he goes are you into S and M

[00:01:00] I go oh RIGHT

[00:01:01] Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY

[00:01:03] Yeah right HURT ME HURT ME

[00:01:05] I'm sure NO WAY

[00:01:07] He was like freaking me out

[00:01:09] He called me a BEASTIE

[00:01:10] That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED

[00:01:12] He goes like BAG YOUR FACE

[00:01:14] I'm sure

[00:01:15] Valley Girl

[00:01:16] She's a Valley Girl

[00:01:17] Valley Girl

[00:01:19] She's a Valley Girl

[00:01:21] Okay fine

[00:01:22] Fer sure fer sure

[00:01:24] She's a Valley Girl

[00:01:26] So sweet 'n pure

[00:01:27] Okay fine

[00:01:29] Fer sure fer sure

[00:01:31] She's a

[00:01:32] It's really sad (Valley Girl)

[00:01:34] Like my English teacher

[00:01:35] He's like (Valley Girl)

[00:01:37] He's like Mr BU-FU (Valley Girl)

[00:01:41] We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)

[00:01:44] I am SO SURE

[00:01:46] He's like so GROSS

[00:01:47] He like sits there and like plays with all his rings

[00:01:50] And he like flirts with all the guys in the class

[00:01:52] It's like totally disgusting

[00:01:53] I'm like so sure

[00:01:54] It's like BARF ME OUT

[00:01:56] Gag me with a spoon

[00:01:58] Last idea to cross her mind

[00:02:01] Had something to do with where to find

[00:02:04] A pair of jeans to fit her butt

[00:02:08] And where to get her toenails cut

[00:02:11] So like I go into this like salon place y'know

[00:02:14] And I wanted like to get my toenails done

[00:02:16] And the lady like goes oh my God your toenails

[00:02:18] Are like so GRODY

[00:02:20] It was like really embarrassing

[00:02:21] She's like OH MY GOD like BAG THOSE TOENAILS

[00:02:24] I'm like sure

[00:02:25] She goes uh I don't know if I can handle this y'know

[00:02:28] I like was really embarrassed

[00:02:30] Valley Girl

[00:02:30] She's a Valley Girl

[00:02:31] Valley Girl

[00:02:32] She's a Valley Girl

[00:02:34] Okay fine

[00:02:36] Fer sure fer sure

[00:02:38] She's a Valley Girl

[00:02:39] And there is no cure

[00:02:41] Okay fine

[00:02:43] Sure Fer fer sure

[00:02:44] She's a Valley Girl

[00:02:46] And there is no cure

[00:02:48] Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)

[00:02:51] She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)

[00:02:55] CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)

[00:02:58] I am sure

[00:02:59] That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)

[00:03:01] BARF OUT (Valley Girl)

[00:03:05] OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)

[00:03:08] Hi

[00:03:10] Uh-huh (Valley Girl)

[00:03:11] My name

[00:03:12] My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)

[00:03:14] Uh-huh

[00:03:15] That's right Ondrya (Valley Girl)

[00:03:18] Uh-huh

[00:03:18] I know

[00:03:19] It's like (Valley Girl)

[00:03:20] I do not talk funny

[00:03:22] I'm sure (Valley Girl)

[00:03:24] Whatsa matter with the I way talk (Valley Girl)

[00:03:28] I am a VAL I know (Valley Girl)

[00:03:31] But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay

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[00:03:35] Uh-huh (Valley Girl)

[00:03:38] So like I don't know (Valley Girl)

[00:03:41] I'm like freaking out totally (Valley Girl)

[00:03:45] Oh my God (Valley Girl)

[00:03:48] Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley Girl)

[00:03:51] I'm getting my braces off y'know (Valley Girl)

[00:03:54] But I have to wear a retainer

[00:03:56] That's going to be really like a total bummer

[00:03:58] I'm freaking out

[00:03:59] I'm SURE

[00:04:00] It's like those things that like stick in your mouth

[00:04:02] They're so gross

[00:04:03] You like get saliva all over them

[00:04:05] But like I don't know it's going to be cool y'know

[00:04:08] So you can see my smile

[00:04:09] It'll be like really cool

[00:04:10] Except my like my teeth are like too small

[00:04:12] But NO BIGGIE

[00:04:13] It's so AWESOME

[00:04:15] It's like TUBULAR y'know

[00:04:16] Well I'm not like really ugly or anything

[00:04:18] It's just like

[00:04:19] I don't know

[00:04:22] You know me I'm like into like the clean stuff

[00:04:24] Like PAC-MAN and like I don't know

[00:04:27] Like my mother like makes me do the dishes

[00:04:29] It's like so GROSS

[00:04:31] Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates

[00:04:33] And it's like it's like somebody else's food y'know

[00:04:35] It's like GRODY

[00:04:35] GRODY TO THE MAX

[00:04:37] I'm sure

[00:04:38] It's like really nauseating

[00:04:39] Like BARF OUT

[00:04:42] GAG ME WITH A SPOON

[00:04:44] GROSS

[00:04:45] I am SURE