《大破冲宵楼0020》歌词

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[00:00:00] 翻江署

[00:00:01] 蒋平

[00:00:03] 与小霞

[00:00:04] 爱虎

[00:00:06] 决定乘船赶奔郓州卧虎沟

[00:00:12] 虽然说人多点儿呗

[00:00:14] 就是一夜的路程

[00:00:17] 明天天亮就到了

[00:00:19] 干脆就别多耽误时间了

[00:00:23] 爷俩主意已定

[00:00:25] 顺着跳板上了船了

[00:00:28] 大家呢

[00:00:29] 都坐下之后

[00:00:31] 就听这船家说话

[00:00:35] 我说

[00:00:35] 各位乘客听着

[00:00:38] 咱们这只船是直达荆州卧虎沟的

[00:00:44] 路上可不停留啊

[00:00:47] 如果没吃饭的

[00:00:49] 请自备干粮

[00:00:51] 自己准备水袋

[00:00:53] 如果要不准备饿了

[00:00:56] 可没地方买去啊

[00:00:58] 再说一句

[00:01:00] 如果意外遇上风暴

[00:01:03] 还不定得耽搁多长时间

[00:01:06] 船上一概不负责任

[00:01:09] 自己准备吃喝

[00:01:12] 大家听见没听见

[00:01:14] 想评一评

[00:01:15] 哎呀

[00:01:17] 真给提了

[00:01:18] 醒了

[00:01:19] 晚饭还没吃呢

[00:01:22] 就决定带点干粮

[00:01:24] 蒋平能去吗

[00:01:26] 掏出五两银子给了爱虎小子

[00:01:30] 你到岸上看看

[00:01:32] 有什么吃的

[00:01:33] 有什么喝的

[00:01:34] 多烧点

[00:01:35] 咱这一路上好

[00:01:36] 别饿着诶

[00:01:39] 爱虎接过五两银子

[00:01:41] 兴冲冲离开这条船了

[00:01:43] 等到了小集镇上了

[00:01:45] 提鼻子一闻

[00:01:47] 嗯

[00:01:48] 哪来的酒香啊

[00:01:50] 回头一看

[00:01:51] 道边上有个小酒馆

[00:01:54] 哎哟

[00:01:55] 爱虎心说

[00:01:56] 这回我可得好好解解馋

[00:02:01] 这一路上都把我馋死了

[00:02:04] 爱护蹬蹬蹬

[00:02:06] 进了小酒馆了

[00:02:07] 掌柜的

[00:02:08] 来酒

[00:02:10] 您喝几两

[00:02:11] 什么几两

[00:02:13] 那大海碗先给我来三碗

[00:02:16] 奶奶

[00:02:17] 三碗

[00:02:18] 快来吧

[00:02:19] 别啰嗦

[00:02:20] 诶诶

[00:02:21] 三碗酒给摆到这儿了

[00:02:24] 你要什么菜

[00:02:25] 不要菜就喝酒

[00:02:27] 爱虎端起海碗来

[00:02:29] 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

[00:02:33] 啊

[00:02:34] 哎呀

[00:02:35] 这个好啊

[00:02:36] 杨博远

[00:02:38] 紧跟着第二碗没了

[00:02:40] 第三碗杨脖也下去了

[00:02:43] 哦

[00:02:44] 好嘞

[00:02:46] 多少钱

[00:02:48] 掌柜的一看

[00:02:49] 这

[00:02:49] 这是醉鬼

[00:02:50] 这是

[00:02:51] 纯粹是个大酒楼

[00:02:54] 把钱开付完了

[00:02:56] 爱虎觉得晕乎乎的离开小酒馆

[00:03:01] 然后买了点大饼牛肉

[00:03:04] 又买了点咸鸭蛋

[00:03:06] 装了一酒葫芦酒

[00:03:09] 把这钱也花尽了

[00:03:11] 爱虎抱着这些东西回传

[00:03:15] 可一来到蒋平身边

[00:03:17] 蒋四爷一给他相面

[00:03:18] 对对

[00:03:19] 哎呀

[00:03:21] 我说他妈你喝酒了吧

[00:03:23] 没喝多才喝

[00:03:27] 三大碗

[00:03:28] 好他妈小子

[00:03:30] 你经过谁允许了你喝酒

[00:03:32] 诶

[00:03:33] 我我上了当了

[00:03:34] 我怎么叫你买去了

[00:03:35] 四叔

[00:03:37] 都把我馋死了

[00:03:40] 隔三差五的让我解解馋

[00:03:43] 也算不了什么

[00:03:45] 你看我怎么也没怎么

[00:03:47] 不还没怎么地呢

[00:03:51] 二虎觉着头重脚轻

[00:03:53] 一呲溜摔倒在蒋平身旁

[00:03:57] 江平捶他打他

[00:04:00] 他连眼睛都睁不开了

[00:04:02] 嘿嘿

[00:04:03] 这没出息的馋小子

[00:04:06] 好了

[00:04:07] 下不为例

[00:04:08] 就这一回吧

[00:04:09] 蒋四爷

[00:04:11] 把这些东西放到身边

[00:04:13] 把爱虎也顺过好了

[00:04:16] 叫他好好躺着

[00:04:19] 结果这个人是越来越多呀

[00:04:21] 就坐着

[00:04:22] 还得直着腰板

[00:04:24] 弯腰还不行

[00:04:25] 蒋平还有点儿后悔

[00:04:28] 要知道这样还不如住一夜

[00:04:31] 第二天搭乘别的船

[00:04:34] 然而

[00:04:35] 已经晚了

[00:04:37] 人家船家皮毛撤跳

[00:04:40] 已经开船了

[00:04:43] 哎

[00:04:43] 四爷一想

[00:04:44] 遭罪遭罪吧

[00:04:45] 反正就一晚上的功夫

[00:04:48] 时间不大

[00:04:49] 船只离开岸飘荡

[00:04:52] 荡荡悠悠直奔郓州卧虎沟

[00:04:57] 走出来有一个时辰呢

[00:05:00] 蒋平就有点儿坐不住了

[00:05:02] 哎呀

[00:05:03] 这是太挤了

[00:05:05] 这个气味也难闻

[00:05:07] 但回过头一看

[00:05:09] 身后有个大胖子

[00:05:12] 听口音也是河南人

[00:05:15] 这大胖子能有二三百斤

[00:05:17] 看那意思也有点儿受不了了

[00:05:21] 蒋四爷灵机一动

[00:05:24] 回过头去跟这胖子商量

[00:05:26] 诶

[00:05:27] 我说老兄

[00:05:29] 咱俩拉个

[00:05:30] 拉个搭个伙

[00:05:31] 你看怎么样啊

[00:05:33] 怎么搭伙你看看

[00:05:35] 这坐着多受罪呀

[00:05:37] 连个靠头都没有

[00:05:40] 咱俩来个背对背

[00:05:42] 你靠着我我靠着你

[00:05:45] 你脑袋枕着我肩膀

[00:05:47] 我脑袋枕着你肩膀

[00:05:49] 你说这不舒服的多吗

[00:05:51] 怎么样

[00:05:52] 哎呀

[00:05:53] 还真是个好主意

[00:05:55] 就这么办

[00:05:56] 胖子也高兴了

[00:05:58] 俩人脊背对着脊背

[00:06:00] 蒋平往胖子身上一靠

[00:06:03] 哎呀

[00:06:03] 甭提多舒服了

[00:06:05] 胖子

[00:06:06] 这镖头也厚

[00:06:08] 而且这肉还发凉

[00:06:10] 往上一靠

[00:06:11] 悬乎乎的

[00:06:13] 比那椅子背儿那强多了

[00:06:15] 而且把头往胖子肩头上一躺

[00:06:19] 蒋平舒舒服服的能睡他一觉

[00:06:23] 一开始这胖子觉着不吃亏

[00:06:26] 时间一到了

[00:06:28] 后悔了

[00:06:29] 蒋平瘦的净骨头

[00:06:32] 这玩意儿有点硌得慌

[00:06:34] 这胖子是呲牙咧嘴

[00:06:36] 心里这个骂呀这个

[00:06:39] 倒霉

[00:06:40] 我我怎么同意这么件事儿

[00:06:42] 哎呀

[00:06:42] 都把我饿死了

[00:06:44] 可这位也挺老实

[00:06:46] 说话算数

[00:06:47] 也没反悔

[00:06:49] 这蒋平算没起来了

[00:06:53] 一闭眼

[00:06:54] 他就睡着了

[00:06:56] 这船只出来有多远

[00:06:58] 他不知道

[00:07:01] 他正在迷迷糊糊睡的时候

[00:07:03] 就觉着这船家又喊上了

[00:07:08] 我说唱歌吗

[00:07:11] 据我们观看

[00:07:12] 要有大风啊

[00:07:15] 船只必须靠岸

[00:07:17] 大家可坐稳当了

[00:07:20] 蒋四爷坐直了腰

[00:07:22] 把眼睛揉了一揉

[00:07:23] 看看身边的爱护仍在熟睡

[00:07:28] 蒋平一问

[00:07:29] 没听错哦

[00:07:31] 一会儿要刮大风

[00:07:33] 说着话

[00:07:34] 这功夫

[00:07:34] 这船只落了帆呢

[00:07:36] 就往边上靠

[00:07:37] 还没等靠到边上

[00:07:39] 这风就到了

[00:07:42] 证明人家常年驶船

[00:07:44] 颇有经验

[00:07:46] 这放牛吼

[00:07:48] 一般哇

[00:07:56] 狂风卷着沙土

[00:07:59] 打的人脸上贼疼啊

[00:08:01] 都睁不开眼了

[00:08:04] 四爷紧闭眼睛

[00:08:06] 闭住嘴

[00:08:06] 把头埋到身子底下

[00:08:10] 这阵风过去之后

[00:08:12] 船只也靠了岸了

[00:08:14] 也抛了锚了

[00:08:16] 等蒋平再睁眼一看

[00:08:18] 好像没乐了

[00:08:19] 坐船这些人都跟土耗子差不多少

[00:08:23] 脖领子五官哪儿都是沙土了

[00:08:26] 蒋平也不例外

[00:08:28] 这船还要修补

[00:08:30] 修补一半时还走不了

[00:08:33] 蒋平一想

[00:08:34] 这

[00:08:34] 这受得了吗

[00:08:35] 本来这滋味就难受

[00:08:37] 再灌一下子沙土

[00:08:39] 这要不喜庆了

[00:08:41] 可熬不到均州啊

[00:08:44] 干脆利用这机会洗个澡得了

[00:08:48] 蒋平呢

[00:08:49] 站起来奔后勺溜达

[00:08:54] 驶船的看见了我我客爷

[00:08:56] 您干什么

[00:08:57] 我我下去洗个澡

[00:08:59] 哎呦呦

[00:08:59] 不行不行啊

[00:09:02] 这

[00:09:02] 这地方你知道叫什么吗

[00:09:04] 叫鬼井子

[00:09:06] 水可深了

[00:09:08] 而且还有暗流

[00:09:10] 如果您下去出点危险

[00:09:12] 谁负责任

[00:09:13] 你放心

[00:09:14] 用不着你负责任我自幼就会水

[00:09:18] 就即使淹死

[00:09:20] 跟你毫无干系

[00:09:22] 这这

[00:09:24] 我们可把话说清楚了

[00:09:25] 明明出事

[00:09:26] 我们可不管呐

[00:09:27] 我我各位

[00:09:28] 大家可以做见证啊

[00:09:31] 蒋平一笑

[00:09:33] 把衣服脱吧脱吧

[00:09:35] 搁到船梢

[00:09:37] 背着分水峨眉刺

[00:09:40] 暗藏利刃

[00:09:41] 这个他不能离开

[00:09:44] 起身前带着龙鞭、信票一节公事等物全用油绸子包着系到腰上

[00:09:52] 这玩意儿他不能离开

[00:09:54] 蒋平就跳到水里了

[00:09:57] 呵

[00:09:58] 叫喝水这一冲啊

[00:10:01] 这个美劲儿就甭提了

[00:10:03] 一路上的疲劳全都解除了

[00:10:07] 蒋四爷一看

[00:10:08] 这船还没修好

[00:10:10] 诶

[00:10:10] 我别在这儿磨蹭

[00:10:12] 干脆扎俩猛子往远处溜达溜达

[00:10:16] 等回来再登船也不晚

[00:10:20] 江平一头扎到水底

[00:10:22] 顺着水开始奔东去

[00:10:26] 他这一个猛子就能出来有半里地啊

[00:10:30] 前面有一片苇塘

[00:10:33] 四爷一想我在这儿方便方便把这点零碎都打扫打扫

[00:10:39] 再回传他就钻进苇塘了

[00:10:43] 这块呢

[00:10:43] 是河汊子

[00:10:45] 水也挺深

[00:10:47] 他刚想找个地方

[00:10:49] 方便

[00:10:50] 突然发现眼前有条船

[00:10:52] 船只不大

[00:10:54] 在船上有两名水寇

[00:10:58] 正逼着一个老头儿

[00:11:01] 其中有一个水寇正说呢

[00:11:03] 啪

[00:11:05] 把医生都扒了

[00:11:07] 你把那值钱的东西放到哪儿了

[00:11:09] 说不说的扒了你的皮

[00:11:12] 别扒诶诶

[00:11:15] 我值钱的都在这儿呢

[00:11:17] 全给了二位

[00:11:19] 饶了我这条老命吧

[00:11:22] 你要不说实话

[00:11:23] 就不行

[00:11:25] 蒋平一听

[00:11:27] 啊

[00:11:27] 吓得也不方便了

[00:11:30] 四爷一想

[00:11:31] 世界之大

[00:11:32] 无奇不有

[00:11:34] 你说光天化日这块就有水寇抢劫行人

[00:11:39] 诶

[00:11:40] 这老头儿也倒了霉了

[00:11:42] 我见此言有不救之理呀

[00:11:45] 就这样

[00:11:46] 蒋平双脚一踹

[00:11:47] 水哗

[00:11:51] 奔着小船来了

[00:11:53] 双手一扳

[00:11:54] 船帮片腿

[00:11:56] 他上去了

[00:11:57] 船只一摘呗

[00:11:59] 船上的人都惊动了

[00:12:01] 两名水寇低头一瞅

[00:12:03] 呀

[00:12:04] 杀了个小老头

[00:12:06] 狗有虎也

[00:12:07] 当啷着小眼睛滴溜圆倍儿亮俩水库往后退了两步

[00:12:13] 什么人漏了

[00:12:15] 从里往外都是肉的

[00:12:18] 二位辛苦啊

[00:12:20] 我我这怎么回事

[00:12:22] 怎么回事你还不明白吗

[00:12:26] 嗯

[00:12:26] 如果我没猜错的话

[00:12:28] 你们是水贼吧

[00:12:30] 对

[00:12:32] 有你个屁事

[00:12:34] 你是干什么的

[00:12:36] 我也是过路的行人

[00:12:38] 过路就走你的得了

[00:12:41] 谁让你跑到这儿凑热闹

[00:12:43] 哥哥哪有功夫跟他废话

[00:12:45] 把他宰了

[00:12:46] 别别别别

[00:12:48] 我方才听说

[00:12:51] 你们逼这老头儿要好东西

[00:12:53] 对不对

[00:12:54] 对呀

[00:12:55] 看这意思

[00:12:56] 这老头儿光穿个裤衩

[00:12:59] 把衣服都脱下来了

[00:13:01] 那好东西他还能往哪儿藏啊

[00:13:04] 还能缝到肉里吗

[00:13:06] 断不可能

[00:13:08] 这老头儿也没多大油水了

[00:13:11] 诶

[00:13:11] 你们看我

[00:13:12] 腰里这还系个包

[00:13:14] 知这包里是什么东西吗

[00:13:16] 珍珠翡翠玛瑙

[00:13:19] 净值钱的玩意儿

[00:13:21] 我说你们二位要不要

[00:13:23] 真的

[00:13:24] 那还假的了吗

[00:13:26] 如果要的话

[00:13:27] 我就把包给解下来

[00:13:28] 那你解吧

[00:13:30] 不过有个条件

[00:13:32] 你们必须把我赢了

[00:13:34] 要赢不了的话

[00:13:37] 我叫你们两个人去见阎王爷

[00:13:43] 蒋四爷说到这儿噌

[00:13:46] 把峨眉寺拽出来

[00:13:49] 他是一对好峨眉

[00:13:51] 次是存钢制造啊

[00:13:53] 这对峨眉寺锋芒利刃

[00:13:56] 你看蒋平笑笑呵呵的心可够狠的

[00:14:00] 来了个出其不意

[00:14:02] 冲到左面这个水寇啊噗

[00:14:05] 就是一峨眉刺

[00:14:06] 这一下就扎了个透心凉啊嘣

[00:14:14] ***栽倒在水中

[00:14:17] 那个水库

[00:14:18] 你看你

[00:14:21] 还没等说出下一个字来讲平正手的峨眉次噗

[00:14:27] 从这人的软肋就扎进去了

[00:14:31] 这家俩眼一翻

[00:14:33] 也死于非命

[00:14:34] 嘣

[00:14:37] 栽落水中

[00:14:40] 蒋四爷在水里把峨眉寺的血蹭了蹭

[00:14:44] 涮干净了背在身后

[00:14:48] 被劫的那个老头儿一看可高了兴了

[00:14:52] 多谢英雄好汉

[00:14:54] 多谢救命之恩

[00:14:56] 我这给您磕头了

[00:14:59] 蒋平回过头看了看他

[00:15:02] 这个人能有个60 岁左右

[00:15:06] 大个长得尺红面三绺胡

[00:15:10] 很排场

[00:15:12] 再看身旁堆的衣服

[00:15:14] 除了绸就是缎

[00:15:17] 行李往篮箱子

[00:15:20] 看出是个有钱的人了

[00:15:23] 蒋平把眼珠一瞪

[00:15:25] 呆着

[00:15:27] 你认为我是救你吗

[00:15:29] 呃呃

[00:15:30] 您不是救我

[00:15:31] 你是干什么

[00:15:33] 这叫贼吃贼

[00:15:35] 越吃越肥

[00:15:37] 我把他俩整死

[00:15:38] 我来个独吞

[00:15:40] 老头儿听着

[00:15:41] 啪

[00:15:42] 有什么好东西给我拿出来

[00:15:45] 不然我吃你的肉呀呀呀

[00:15:49] 老头一听

[00:15:50] 这位比那俩还损

[00:15:53] 闹了半天还要吃我的肉

[00:15:55] 把他吓得就抖作一团

[00:15:57] 蒋平扑哧又笑了

[00:16:00] 跟你开个玩笑

[00:16:04] 说实在的

[00:16:05] 我是个好人呢

[00:16:07] 不然的话

[00:16:08] 我能把水寇置于死命吗诶

[00:16:12] 老头儿

[00:16:12] 起来起来

[00:16:12] 快把衣服穿上

[00:16:13] 哎呀

[00:16:14] 你们得闹着玩不要紧

[00:16:16] 可把我吓坏了

[00:16:17] 我当时真的

[00:16:19] 就这样

[00:16:19] 老头儿把衣服穿上了

[00:16:21] 然后把箱子打开

[00:16:23] 取出一条

[00:16:26] 都是白银

[00:16:27] 足有五十两啊

[00:16:29] 我说恩公啊

[00:16:31] 我无以为赠

[00:16:33] 这点钱拿不出手

[00:16:35] 聊表寸意

[00:16:37] 您收下吧

[00:16:38] 诶诶

[00:16:40] 我

[00:16:40] 你这老头儿够可恶的

[00:16:42] 你认为我救你是图钱吗

[00:16:45] 不不不绝无此意

[00:16:48] 可是我我没法报答

[00:16:50] 嗨

[00:16:51] 你把钱收起来吧

[00:16:53] 其实你再给我这十倍的钱

[00:16:56] 你也顾不懂我

[00:16:58] 谁让我遇上了呢

[00:16:59] 诶

[00:17:00] 我是分文不收好人呢

[00:17:04] 你是难得的好人

[00:17:05] 请问尊姓大名诶

[00:17:09] 听蒋啊

[00:17:10] 叫蒋泗水

[00:17:13] 蒋平啊

[00:17:13] 可没说实话

[00:17:15] 然后他问老头儿

[00:17:18] 您贵姓免贵

[00:17:20] 我姓雷

[00:17:21] 我叫雷震

[00:17:23] 我有个儿子叫镇八方雷英

[00:17:28] 实不相瞒

[00:17:29] 我儿子挺有出息

[00:17:31] 现在在湖北襄阳

[00:17:33] 襄阳王爷手下

[00:17:35] 身为一等的王官呢

[00:17:39] 哦

[00:17:39] 哦

[00:17:41] 谁

[00:17:43] 蒋平忽然想起点事来

[00:17:46] 前些时在京城

[00:17:49] 兵马司他有个朋友姓王

[00:17:52] 叫王大老爷

[00:17:54] 在闲谈的时候

[00:17:56] 这王大老爷曾经透露

[00:17:58] 说最近宁夏国蠢蠢欲动

[00:18:04] 从各路调集人马

[00:18:06] 有进犯大宋的意思

[00:18:10] 又听说宁夏国之所以这么做

[00:18:14] 因为有内应

[00:18:16] 听说襄阳王要造反

[00:18:19] 他们里应外合

[00:18:21] 勾搭连环

[00:18:23] 要进攻大宋啊

[00:18:26] 但这只是听说

[00:18:28] 是一种传闻

[00:18:29] 没有任何事实根据

[00:18:33] 这个襄阳王究竟造没造反呢

[00:18:37] 有没有此事

[00:18:39] 开封府要查明这件事情

[00:18:43] 也有责任呢

[00:18:45] 哦

[00:18:45] 这老头儿

[00:18:47] 他儿子叫雷英

[00:18:49] 是襄阳王手下的一等王官

[00:18:52] 那甭问了

[00:18:54] 一定是襄阳王赵觉的亲信了

[00:18:58] 那么要靠近雷英

[00:19:01] 就能知道这件事儿是真还是假

[00:19:05] 这一说呀

[00:19:06] 我这闲事还管对了

[00:19:10] 这老头儿

[00:19:10] 我不能放弃

[00:19:12] 我们俩应当交个朋友

[00:19:14] 将来或许就有用

[00:19:17] 为了报答我的救命之恩

[00:19:19] 他就许跟我说实话

[00:19:23] 这蒋平想罢

[00:19:24] 就问这老头儿

[00:19:26] 你这从哪儿来

[00:19:28] 还别提了

[00:19:29] 我刚从湖北襄阳来

[00:19:33] 临行之时

[00:19:34] 我儿派人给我雇了条船

[00:19:37] 这船是包的

[00:19:39] 哪知道两名水手都是他娘的水寇啊

[00:19:45] 一路上没事儿

[00:19:46] 快到家了

[00:19:48] 他们动了家伙了

[00:19:50] 要不是您帮忙

[00:19:52] 我这条老命就交代了

[00:19:54] 恩公

[00:19:55] 无论如何

[00:19:56] 你得到我家去一趟

[00:19:58] 我家就住在不远的古城村呢

[00:20:02] 我一定要报答您的救命之恩

[00:20:05] 别别别别

[00:20:06] 咱们后会有期

[00:20:09] 老头儿一听

[00:20:10] 不干了

[00:20:11] 那

[00:20:11] 那得什么年月

[00:20:13] 无论如何

[00:20:14] 您赏脸到我家这样吧

[00:20:17] 你呢

[00:20:18] 把门牌号告诉我

[00:20:21] 将来一旦有机会

[00:20:24] 我路过宝宅的时候一定去看望你老人家

[00:20:29] 这总行了吧

[00:20:33] 老头儿

[00:20:34] 雷震一听

[00:20:35] 无计可施

[00:20:36] 只有点头答应了

[00:20:38] 把门牌号、家里怎么个情况

[00:20:41] 应当怎么走

[00:20:43] 怎么拐

[00:20:44] 详详细细告诉了蒋平

[00:20:48] 蒋平

[00:20:49] 记在心里了

[00:20:50] 一看这老头儿剩一个人了

[00:20:53] 他又不会使船

[00:20:55] 干脆我帮忙帮他底吧

[00:20:58] 蒋平撑着这只船蹿出河岔子

[00:21:03] 把他送到岸上

[00:21:05] 又给雇了俩人

[00:21:08] 让他们帮着这老头儿回家

[00:21:12] 雷震是千恩万谢呀

[00:21:16] 蒋平把这件事儿处理完了

[00:21:18] 这才想起来哟

[00:21:21] 耽搁的时间太长了

[00:21:24] 这船可别走了

[00:21:26] 那船上还扔着爱虎呢

[00:21:29] 真是糟糕

[00:21:29] 真糟糕

[00:21:31] 蒋四爷

[00:21:32] 小子这顺着水路又回来了

[00:21:35] 等来到水中一看呢

[00:21:38] 倒了霉了

[00:21:39] 他坐那只船早就没影了

[00:21:42] 不知什么时候人家开船了

[00:21:46] 蒋四爷真是叫苦不迭

[00:21:49] 心说

[00:21:50] 干脆我还是走旱路吧

[00:21:52] 在后头追赶爱虎

[00:21:54] 就这样

[00:21:55] 蒋平走的是另一条路

[00:21:57] 安下他怎么不说

[00:22:00] 单说爱虎

[00:22:02] 喝了三大碗酒

[00:22:04] 跟一摊泥似的

[00:22:06] 这一觉

[00:22:08] 睡到第二天

[00:22:11] 等船也到了均州卧虎沟了

[00:22:14] 他也醒了

[00:22:16] 他就发现了

[00:22:17] 人们呼噜呼噜呼噜

[00:22:18] 都下了船了

[00:22:20] 人家船家跟水手正打扫卫生呢

[00:22:25] 二虎一骨碌身坐起来了

[00:22:29] 哎

[00:22:31] 四叔到了

[00:22:33] 四叔四

[00:22:37] 我四叔怎么没影了

[00:22:39] 一看

[00:22:40] 船上人都走光了

[00:22:43] 二虎站起来

[00:22:44] 传家传家传家

[00:22:47] 船家过来

[00:22:48] 客爷

[00:22:49] 你有事儿吗

[00:22:50] 诶

[00:22:51] 跟我那搭伴

[00:22:52] 那小老头哪去了

[00:22:55] 没注意呀你

[00:22:56] 你跟什么样的人搭伴

[00:22:59] 小个老头

[00:23:00] 长得像猴似的

[00:23:01] 长得狗油胡

[00:23:02] 一对小圆眼睛

[00:23:03] 说话尖嗓音

[00:23:05] 你忘了我们一起上的船

[00:23:08] 哦哦

[00:23:08] 想起来

[00:23:09] 哎呀哎哟

[00:23:10] 坏了

[00:23:12] 我睡着了

[00:23:13] 您不知道

[00:23:14] 半路上咱们这只船呢

[00:23:16] 遇上风了

[00:23:17] 只好被逼靠岸

[00:23:19] 你那个搭伴那老头儿非要洗澡

[00:23:23] 我们怎么劝也不行

[00:23:25] 后来他跳进水去了

[00:23:28] 可能啊

[00:23:29] 就一直没回来

[00:23:31] 我们等了很长时间也没见他的影

[00:23:34] 也不能因为他一个人不开船呢

[00:23:37] 就这样

[00:23:38] 我们开了船了

[00:23:40] 不知道这小老头儿上哪儿去了

[00:23:42] 啊

[00:23:44] 糟糕

[00:23:46] 四叔

[00:23:49] 爱虎一边哭一边离开这只船

[00:23:54] 又不知道铁面金刚沙龙住在什么地方

[00:23:59] 奔哪边走心里连数都没有

[00:24:03] 他揉揉眼睛

[00:24:05] 诶

[00:24:05] 突然往大道上一看

[00:24:08] 从对面来了二人