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《If I Had $1000000》歌词

所属专辑: Everything to Everyone 歌手: Barenaked Ladies 时长: 04:26
If I Had $1000000

[00:00:03] Life.. by Marshall Mathers

[00:00:06] What is life?

[00:00:08] Life is like a big obstacle

[00:00:09] put in front of your optical to slow you down

[00:00:12] And everytime you think you gotten past it

[00:00:14] it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground

[00:00:17] What are friends?

[00:00:19] Friends are people that you think are your friends

[00:00:21] But they really your enemies, with secret indentities

[00:00:23] and disguises, to hide they true colors

[00:00:26] So just when you think you close enough to be brothers

[00:00:28] they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin

[00:00:31] What is money?

[00:00:32] Money is what makes a man act funny

[00:00:35] Money is the root of all evil

[00:00:37] Money'll make them same friends come back around

[00:00:39] swearing that they was always down

[00:00:42] What is life?

[00:00:43] I'm tired of life

[00:00:45] I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins

[00:00:48] I'm tired of committing so many sins

[00:00:51] Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins

[00:00:53] Tired of never having any ends

[00:00:56] Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins

[00:00:59] I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins

[00:01:02] Tired of not having a deal

[00:01:04] Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel

[00:01:08] Tired of drowning in my sorrow

[00:01:09] Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo

[00:01:13] I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off

[00:01:16] I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour

[00:01:20] then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off

[00:01:22] I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough

[00:01:25] Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk

[00:01:27] for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk

[00:01:30] I'm tired of using plastic silverware

[00:01:32] Tired of working in Building Square

[00:01:34] Tired of not being a millionaire

[00:01:37] But if I had a million dollars

[00:01:38] I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics

[00:01:41] If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick

[00:01:45] without a condom on, while I'm on the john

[00:01:48] If I had a million bucks

[00:01:49] it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out

[00:01:52] robbing armored trucks

[00:01:53] If I had one wish

[00:01:55] I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

[00:01:59] I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor

[00:02:01] Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store

[00:02:04] I'm tired of not having a phone

[00:02:06] Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on

[00:02:10] Tired of not driving a BM

[00:02:12] Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him

[00:02:15] Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM

[00:02:18] Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum

[00:02:21] Tired of not being on tour

[00:02:23] Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work

[00:02:26] in the back of a Contour

[00:02:27] I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones

[00:02:30] Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns

[00:02:32] Tired of being stared at

[00:02:34] I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat

[00:02:37] Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz

[00:02:40] Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs

[00:02:44] Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me

[00:02:47] saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"

[00:02:50] I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs

[00:02:52] Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"

[00:02:56] But if I had a million dollars

[00:02:57] I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics

[00:03:01] If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick

[00:03:05] without a condom on, while I'm on the john

[00:03:07] If I had a million bucks

[00:03:08] it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out

[00:03:11] robbing armored trucks

[00:03:13] If I had one wish

[00:03:14] I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

[00:03:19] You know what I'm saying?

[00:03:21] I'm tired of all of this bullshit

[00:03:23] Telling me to be positive

[00:03:25] How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?

[00:03:28] Know what I'm sayin?

[00:03:30] I rap about shit around me, shit I see

[00:03:32] Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything

[00:03:34] Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city

[00:03:38] Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin?

[00:03:41] But ey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin?

[00:03:45] Just fed up

[00:03:48] That's my word

[00:03:48] That's my word