《T.J. Miller》歌词

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[00:00:31] I'm like Pepsi

[00:00:33] I'm always second best like Melissa Etheridge

[00:00:35] I'm usually in a vest

[00:00:37] I'm like Home Depot

[00:00:38] If I can't flow

[00:00:39] There's Hispanics out front

[00:00:41] Ready to go

[00:00:42] I'm like Southwest

[00:00:43] You're free to move around

[00:00:45] But the only place I'm going is D-Town

[00:00:47] I'm like Mr Clean

[00:00:49] I appear out of nowhere

[00:00:50] Jeffrey Tambor downtown

[00:00:52] Subtle no hair

[00:00:53] I'm like FEMA

[00:00:54] I always come late

[00:00:55] I'm like Puerto Rico

[00:00:57] I'm not really a state

[00:00:58] I'm like Donald Duck

[00:01:00] You can't understand a word

[00:01:01] I'm dangerous and friendly to kids

[00:01:02] Call me Notorious BIG Bird

[00:01:04] I'm like Maury Povich

[00:01:05] I make a living off exploitation

[00:01:07] I'm like Cubans

[00:01:08] Sometimes I mix myself up with Haitians

[00:01:10] I'm like Sarah Palin

[00:01:11] I'm the scum of the Earth

[00:01:12] I'm like Jaden Smith

[00:01:13] I was set since birth

[00:01:14] I'm like my mom's friend

[00:01:16] Allison Galansky

[00:01:17] When I have dinner parties I don't invite me

[00:01:20] I'm like Dave Matthews

[00:01:21] My fans are all tools

[00:01:23] I'm like cricket you all

[00:01:24] I don't quite understand the rules

[00:01:26] I'm like an overweight advice columnist

[00:01:27] Hunter-director of photography

[00:01:30] I shot Dear Flabby

[00:01:31] TJ Miller TJ Miller(it was a documentary actually won Best Picture)

[00:01:34] TTTTT TJ Millerit(at Thundance and South By Northeast)

[00:01:36] TJ Miller TJ Miller(we submitted to Cannies but it didn't take)

[00:01:41] I'm like a claw-machine

[00:01:43] You usually don't win

[00:01:44] I'm like that all that's evil and not real

[00:01:46] You can call me sin

[00:01:47] I'm like a clown without makeup still kind of scary

[00:01:51] I'm like a Scrabble dictionary because I'm useless

[00:01:53] But with a great vocabulary

[00:01:55] I'm confusing

[00:01:56] Like when a girl named Mary gets married

[00:01:58] I'm like Gary Coleman

[00:01:59] It didn't end up so great

[00:02:00] I'm like pornography

[00:02:02] I use me to masturbate

[00:02:03] Flight attendant to you phone I'll get you turned off

[00:02:06] I'm like a creepy doctor

[00:02:07] Don't turn your head when you cough

[00:02:08] I'm like a butterface

[00:02:10] Because I have margarine on my face

[00:02:11] I'm like China in a bull shop I'm still out of place

[00:02:14] I'm like cryogenics

[00:02:15] No one really knows exactly what I am or if it extends one's own life

[00:02:18] It's probably just science fiction to help people

[00:02:20] Stave off their fear of mortality you know

[00:02:23] I'm like that

[00:02:24] I'm like Krevin Harbutton no one's ever heard of me

[00:02:27] I'm an annoying phenomenon

[00:02:29] I'm like Glee

[00:02:30] I'm like LA

[00:02:31] Because I take my time to crush your soul

[00:02:33] I'm like New York City

[00:02:34] I'm already full

[00:02:36] I'm like Richard Nixon

[00:02:37] Except I'm a crook

[00:02:38] Like a blind person with audiotapes

[00:02:40] I don't do it by the book

[00:02:41] I'm like King Kong

[00:02:42] Because I sweat a lot

[00:02:43] I mean nobody ever talks about it but he probably sweats a lot

[00:02:46] I'm like Q-tip

[00:02:47] I didn't make it f**king rhyme for real but your technically

[00:02:50] I'm not made of steel

[00:02:51] I'm mostly water

[00:02:54] I'm mostly water

[00:02:57] TJ Miller TJ Miller(just give bodies was nineteen two seven water)

[00:03:00] TTTTT TJ Millerit(at Thundance and South By Northeast)

[00:03:03] TJ Miller TJ Miller(I mean it's like entirely water)

[00:03:08] I'm like Cali Swag

[00:03:09] I'm a one hit wonder

[00:03:10] I'm like a cold hit without mass appeal

[00:03:12] I'm Six Feet Under

[00:03:13] I'm like glasses

[00:03:14] Since July I've been out of fashion

[00:03:16] I'm the cultural elite

[00:03:17] I'm the last intellectual bastion

[00:03:19] I'm like Elvis Presley because I stole that sh*t

[00:03:21] I'm like Charlie Parker

[00:03:23] Because I'm that bird sh*t

[00:03:24] Yo riffin's in my blood

[00:03:25] And it's not about to clot

[00:03:27] Improvise like the Sun

[00:03:28] All important and f**king hot

[00:03:29] I'm like a flasher in the cold

[00:03:31] I always wear two coats

[00:03:32] I'm like Angela Lansbury I wrote Murder She Wrote

[00:03:35] I'm like Mrs Doubtfire I like good in a wig

[00:03:37] I'm like that farmer from babe that'll do pig

[00:03:40] That that'll do pig that'll do pig

[00:03:43] That that'll do pig that'll do pig

[00:03:46] All boys all all all boys all boy boys

[00:03:51] TJ Miller TJ Miller(that that'll do)

[00:03:54] TTTTT TJ Miller(that that'll do pig)

[00:03:57] TJ Miller TJ Miller(that that that'll do all that)

[00:03:59] TTTTT TJ Miller(all boy boy all boy)

[00:04:02] TJ Miller TJ Miller(that'll do pig that'll do)

[00:04:05] TTTTT TJ Miller(that that'll do pig)

[00:04:06] All boy boys

[00:04:15] Boy people