《Crazy ABC’s》歌词

[00:00:00] Crazy ABC's - Barenaked Ladies

[00:00:05] Hey Steve hey Ed that sounds nice what is it

[00:00:08] Thank you its a it's an alphabet song Im working on

[00:00:10] Oh great a whole new alphabet I just learned the old one

[00:00:14] A is for aisle B is for bdellium C is for czar

[00:00:19] And if you see him would you mind telling him

[00:00:22] Okay hang on a second yeah aisle bdellium

[00:00:24] Yeah aisle like a like a theater alright okay and bdellium

[00:00:28] Bdellium its a gum like tree resin it starts with a silent B

[00:00:32] And then czar Yeah its uh like a Russian czar

[00:00:35] You know everybody knows apple ball and cat

[00:00:37] I wanted to get into some you know some stranger words

[00:00:40] Right I see what youre doing

[00:00:42] D is for djinn E for Euphrates

[00:00:45] F is for fohn but not like when I call the ladies

[00:00:49] I thought phone started with a P like a Ph

[00:00:53] No it's F O H N its a it's a kind of wind

[00:00:57] Yeah I know what you mean by wind

[00:01:00] G for gnarly I for irk H is for hour

[00:01:03] J for jalapeos good in either corn or flour

[00:01:07] Tortillas let us rhyme

[00:01:11] K is for knick knack L is for llama

[00:01:14] Pramma llama ding whats so strange about llama

[00:01:18] Llama it starts with two Ls whats the second one for

[00:01:21] No idea I know loser

[00:01:24] M is for mnemonic N is for ndomo O is for ouiga board

[00:01:31] P for pneumonia pterodactyl and psychosis Q is for qat

[00:01:37] Okay Q qat What Yeah its uh Q A T its an evergreen shrub

[00:01:44] Its a perfect scrabble word because its a Q with no U

[00:01:47] Theres not many of those you have too much time on your hands

[00:01:51] R is for argyle no it isnt

[00:01:55] Okay youre right I couldnt find a good R word

[00:01:58] S is for Szr a lovely German river

[00:02:02] T for tsunami a wave that makes me quiver

[00:02:09] U is for urn but not like earning money

[00:02:13] V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny

[00:02:19] W for wren wrinkly and who

[00:02:23] X is for Xian an ancient Chinese city true

[00:02:27] Ancient Chinese city huh My guitar player some hotshot

[00:02:34] Y is for yiperite a very nasty gas

[00:02:38] And zeds the final letter and by final I mean last

[00:02:43] Okay when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends

[00:02:45] You really mean Z right

[00:02:47] No I mean zed like like Zed Zed Top Zed Zed Top

[00:02:52] Yeah you know the guys with the big long beards

[00:02:55] Well except the guy whose name is Beard he has a mustache

[00:03:00] I always thought that was interesting

[00:03:02] You done with the alphabet

[00:03:04] No extra letters I havent heard of I think so

[00:03:09] This was a great help I think

[00:03:11] With the contribution you made to world literacy

[00:03:14] Well Im just saying kids Im just saying

[00:03:18] Think outside the box a little bit box with an R

[00:03:22] Yeah well no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher

[00:03:28] Ah as opposed to B A C H S

[00:03:31] Right think outside the box get into some Rochmaninov

[00:03:34] That's Rochmaninov with a W