《Foil》歌词

[00:00:00] Foil - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:00] I never seem to finish all my food

[00:00:05] I always get a doggie bag from the waiter

[00:00:11] So I just keep what's still unchewed

[00:00:16] And I take it home save it for later

[00:00:22] But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation

[00:00:26] Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation

[00:00:28] I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve

[00:00:33] I never bother with baggies glass jars tupperware containers

[00:00:37] Plastic cling wrap really a no-brainer

[00:00:40] I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight

[00:00:44] With aluminum foil

[00:00:48] Never settle for less

[00:00:51] That kind of wrap is just the best

[00:00:53] To keep your sandwich nice and fresh

[00:00:56] Stick it in your cooler

[00:00:59] Eat it when you're ready

[00:01:01] But maybe you'll choose

[00:01:06] A refreshing herbal tea

[00:01:11] Mmm lovely

[00:01:13] Oh by the way I've cracked the code

[00:01:18] I've figured out these shadow organizations

[00:01:24] And the Illuminati know

[00:01:29] That they're finally primed for world domination

[00:01:35] And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border

[00:01:39] Puppet masters for the New World Order

[00:01:41] Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you

[00:01:46] And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing

[00:01:50] Thought control rays psychotronic scanning

[00:01:52] Don't mind that I'm protected cause I made this hat

[00:01:57] From aluminum foil

[00:02:01] Wear a hat that's foil lined

[00:02:03] In case an alien's inclined

[00:02:06] To probe your butt or read your mind

[00:02:09] Looks a bit peculiar

[00:02:12] Seems a little crazy

[00:02:14] But someday I'll prove

[00:02:19] There's a big conspiracy