《第090集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:01] 上回书说到御窑场选拔二路元帅

[00:00:08] 标明挂号的

[00:00:10] 除了金雷之外

[00:00:12] 就是程铁牛

[00:00:15] 这小伙子

[00:00:18] 跟他爹程咬金年轻的时候一样一样的

[00:00:23] 脸皮也厚

[00:00:25] 信口雌黄

[00:00:27] 说了个乱七八糟

[00:00:30] 连五德八才什么都不懂

[00:00:34] 招惹的文武百官捧腹大笑

[00:00:38] 这程咬金呢

[00:00:40] 也受不了了

[00:00:42] 当众出丑

[00:00:44] 往外轰他儿子程铁牛也脸红脖子粗

[00:00:50] 我爹您这就不对了

[00:00:53] 他答的上来答不上来

[00:00:56] 那玩意儿当饭吃啊啊

[00:00:58] 不得凭能耐吗

[00:01:01] 拿您来说

[00:01:02] 您大字不识

[00:01:04] 不也做了鲁国公吗

[00:01:07] 当年不也做了混世魔王

[00:01:09] 大德天子吗

[00:01:11] 这

[00:01:12] 那

[00:01:12] 那有什么关系呢

[00:01:14] 怎么轮到我头上就变样了呢

[00:01:17] 孩儿心里不服

[00:01:19] 总之

[00:01:21] 我要为国家出力

[00:01:22] 我要争夺二路元帅

[00:01:25] 叫下场我也得下场

[00:01:27] 不叫我下场

[00:01:29] 我也下场

[00:01:32] 爷儿俩就争执起来了

[00:01:35] 幼主李治一看

[00:01:37] 赶紧打圆场

[00:01:40] 将军且慢

[00:01:41] 别生气

[00:01:42] 别生气

[00:01:44] 我老千岁

[00:01:45] 我看他说的有一定道理

[00:01:48] 就给他标明挂号吧

[00:01:50] 诶

[00:01:51] 还是叫他下场才是这哎呀

[00:01:57] 好吧

[00:01:58] 既然幼主说话

[00:02:00] 臣遵旨照办就是

[00:02:04] 说着话给程铁牛标明挂了号

[00:02:08] 老程这才说

[00:02:10] 下场可多加留神

[00:02:12] 别他妈给我丢人儿

[00:02:14] 明白

[00:02:16] 再看陈铁牛

[00:02:18] 从岳武楼下来

[00:02:21] 任凳半鞍

[00:02:22] 飞身上马

[00:02:23] 抄着大斧子是赶奔梅花圈

[00:02:32] 进了梅花圈

[00:02:34] 把马匹带住哟

[00:02:37] 看了看金雷兄弟

[00:02:41] 想不到咱小哥俩在这儿遇上了啊

[00:02:46] 金雷速之城铁牛是有名的饭桶

[00:02:51] 根本没把他摆在心里

[00:02:55] 他们从小在一起长大的

[00:02:57] 什么不清楚

[00:03:00] 啊

[00:03:01] 闹了半天铁牛大哥

[00:03:03] 大哥

[00:03:04] 怎么

[00:03:06] 还想跟我比划比划

[00:03:08] 争夺二路元帅不成

[00:03:11] 不对呀

[00:03:13] 你这不明知故问吗

[00:03:15] 上这儿来

[00:03:16] 为啥呀

[00:03:17] 就是想做二路元帅

[00:03:19] 为国家尽忠

[00:03:22] 我说

[00:03:22] 兄弟

[00:03:23] 别的你不清楚

[00:03:25] 你哥这两下子你太清楚了是不是

[00:03:29] 你说咱哥俩比在一块儿

[00:03:31] 你差的太远了

[00:03:33] 识时务者为俊杰呀

[00:03:37] 我看你呀

[00:03:38] 甭比了

[00:03:39] 自动退出场外

[00:03:42] 把二路元帅让给我就得了

[00:03:45] 咱哥俩还能掰脸吗

[00:03:48] 真要一伸手

[00:03:49] 你要有个三长两短的

[00:03:51] 哥也对不起你

[00:03:53] 你说是不是

[00:03:54] 哈哈

[00:03:57] 陈大哥

[00:03:59] 这玩意儿金子银子可以让人

[00:04:04] 功名二字

[00:04:05] 不能让人

[00:04:07] 平时是平时

[00:04:09] 现在是现在

[00:04:11] 既然咱都标名挂号

[00:04:13] 众目睽睽

[00:04:15] 焉有不比之理呀

[00:04:18] 我就这么灰溜溜走了

[00:04:20] 算怎么回事儿啊

[00:04:21] 诶诶吴金雷

[00:04:25] 冲你这么一说

[00:04:26] 你还不服啊

[00:04:28] 还真想比划两下子

[00:04:30] 那是自然好嘞

[00:04:32] 既然这样好良言难劝

[00:04:35] 该死的鬼

[00:04:37] 我可对你不住啊

[00:04:40] 那你就来吧

[00:04:42] 成子哥

[00:04:43] 对不起啊

[00:04:45] 这我可要伸手了

[00:04:46] 你来吧

[00:04:48] 我知道你这两下子伸手

[00:04:51] 你得拜

[00:04:52] 再看金雷

[00:04:54] 催马舞刀

[00:04:56] 搂头盖顶就是一刀

[00:05:00] 程铁妞一看

[00:05:01] 刀下来了

[00:05:02] 一不躲二不闪

[00:05:04] 跟他爹程咬金一样

[00:05:07] 抡开大斧子

[00:05:08] 搂头便砍

[00:05:11] 黑的

[00:05:14] 幼主

[00:05:15] 李治在台上看的清清的

[00:05:18] 把李治吓了一跳

[00:05:21] 心说

[00:05:21] 这什么招

[00:05:23] 那刀也给他砍上了

[00:05:25] 他这斧子也给人家披上了

[00:05:27] 这不玩命吗

[00:05:30] 程咬金得意

[00:05:32] 老程心说

[00:05:33] 嗯

[00:05:34] 真是我儿子

[00:05:36] 我教的这绝招一点都没忘

[00:05:39] 这叫拼命招啊

[00:05:42] 再说金雷

[00:05:44] 明知道程铁牛这两下子

[00:05:47] 但是遇到实际

[00:05:49] 也有点犯傻

[00:05:51] 进来一看啊

[00:05:52] 玩命啊

[00:05:53] 咱俩想同归于尽

[00:05:55] 我犯得上吗

[00:05:57] 万般无奈

[00:05:59] 抽刀横担铁门栓

[00:06:01] 往外招架开

[00:06:05] 举火烧天事

[00:06:07] 再看程铁牛

[00:06:09] 扳斧头

[00:06:10] 现斧攥三楞

[00:06:12] 一个尖儿直奔金雷耿嗓烟头

[00:06:17] 小鬼提牙唰就到了

[00:06:21] 不怕千招会

[00:06:23] 就怕一招熟啊

[00:06:25] 那服短的尖

[00:06:27] 比枪尖还快

[00:06:29] 扎上好的了吗

[00:06:31] 金雷吓了一跳

[00:06:32] 双脚点蹬

[00:06:34] 身子往后一仰

[00:06:36] 诶

[00:06:37] 使了一招金刚铁板桥

[00:06:41] 斧钻

[00:06:42] 扎工

[00:06:44] 再看程铁六

[00:06:46] 搬斧转现斧头啊

[00:06:49] 掏儿走

[00:06:52] 奔金雷这脖子就来了

[00:06:54] 金雷赶紧往下一哈腰

[00:06:57] 斧子走空

[00:06:59] 二马一错蹬

[00:07:00] 再看程铁牛

[00:07:02] 腕子一翻

[00:07:04] 奔后脑勺来了

[00:07:06] 啊

[00:07:06] 捎带脚

[00:07:10] 您还真别说

[00:07:12] 这程铁牛真下了功夫

[00:07:15] 七快如风

[00:07:17] 尽管金雷都了解他的招数

[00:07:21] 但是在实际运用当中

[00:07:24] 他没尝过什么滋味

[00:07:26] 稍微躲得慢了一点

[00:07:29] 斧子来得太快了

[00:07:31] 正砍到盔头上

[00:07:34] 做大将的

[00:07:35] 顶盔挂甲呀

[00:07:38] 这盔头上有英子

[00:07:40] 正好砍在那上

[00:07:41] 咔嚓一声

[00:07:43] 把盔缨砍落

[00:07:46] 吓得惊雷一缩脖子

[00:07:49] 汗淌下来

[00:07:53] 拨马败出圈外

[00:07:56] 扭回头跟程铁牛说

[00:08:00] 大哥

[00:08:00] 我服了

[00:08:02] 我甘拜下风诶这就对了

[00:08:07] 可你那两下子根本就不行啊啊

[00:08:12] 哎哟

[00:08:12] 程铁牛是首开其门呢

[00:08:16] 再看军兵弟兄

[00:08:18] 擂鼓掌号

[00:08:20] 摇旗呐喊啊

[00:08:23] 咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜

[00:08:27] 这一个祝贺不要紧

[00:08:30] 程铁牛来精神了

[00:08:32] 一马汤翻围着梅花圈在里边转了几圈

[00:08:37] 然后把马匹带住诶

[00:08:41] 单手背大斧子

[00:08:43] 把小草包肚子一舔

[00:08:46] 哟呔

[00:08:51] 我说各位啊

[00:08:53] 有认识我的可能

[00:08:55] 还有不认识我的

[00:08:58] 我现在呢

[00:08:59] 先来个自我介绍

[00:09:01] 我姓程

[00:09:03] 我叫程铁牛

[00:09:05] 我还有个兄弟叫程万牛

[00:09:09] 我爹就是坐上那个胖老头儿

[00:09:13] 鲁国公

[00:09:14] 老千岁

[00:09:15] 程咬金

[00:09:18] 要提起我来

[00:09:20] 可能有人不太熟悉

[00:09:22] 要提起我爹

[00:09:24] 那可说一个雷

[00:09:26] 天下响

[00:09:27] 无人不知

[00:09:28] 无人不晓

[00:09:31] 现在利用这个机会

[00:09:33] 我就数说数说

[00:09:35] 让你们知道知道

[00:09:37] 我说说我爹这点光荣的历史

[00:09:41] 我爹是山东兖州府东阿县小扒子村的人呢

[00:09:48] 年轻那会儿

[00:09:49] 他卖过耙子

[00:09:51] 哎

[00:09:52] 人家号称他叫靖皆王

[00:09:56] 他曾经犯过私盐

[00:09:59] 接过黄盖

[00:10:01] 打闷棍

[00:10:02] 套白狼

[00:10:04] 背死狗

[00:10:05] 赖丝盐

[00:10:07] 那胆儿可大了

[00:10:08] 什么都干

[00:10:10] 程咬金在座上一听

[00:10:13] 我娘呢

[00:10:15] 我这点丢人现眼的事儿都叫他抖搂出来了

[00:10:19] 这孩子是不是个250

[00:10:21] 嗯

[00:10:22] 怎么拿着羞耻当光荣

[00:10:24] 哎呀呀呀呀呀呀

[00:10:27] 程咬金简直无地自容啊

[00:10:30] 幼主李治

[00:10:32] 文武百官听得清清的

[00:10:34] 全乐坏了

[00:10:36] 眼泪都乐出来了

[00:10:39] 诶这程铁牛这脸不红不白的

[00:10:42] 还接着往下说呢

[00:10:44] 后来我爹

[00:10:46] 成了大事了

[00:10:48] 三月

[00:10:49] 呃

[00:10:49] 听说怎么的

[00:10:50] 接过王干

[00:10:52] 后来聚众在贾柳楼

[00:10:55] 46 友滴血临盆

[00:10:57] 来个大结拜

[00:10:59] 走马举今替三斧的定瓦纲

[00:11:02] 探地穴

[00:11:04] 得来大旗

[00:11:06] 众人拥戴

[00:11:07] 做了混世魔王

[00:11:09] 大德天子

[00:11:10] 我也当过皇上

[00:11:13] 当过三年呢

[00:11:15] 后来我呢

[00:11:17] 领着众人大败靠山王杨林

[00:11:21] 酒圣大隋

[00:11:23] 后来隋朝完了

[00:11:25] 我爹感觉到当那混世魔王没什么意思

[00:11:30] 赶奔扬州去探地穴

[00:11:33] 还搂过萧妃

[00:11:36] 哎哟

[00:11:36] 就这点儿事儿

[00:11:37] 又给抖搂出来了

[00:11:39] 老程一听

[00:11:40] 心说

[00:11:41] 混账的东西

[00:11:43] 你简直是个250

[00:11:45] 哎哟

[00:11:45] 臊死我了

[00:11:48] 程铁牛那还说呢

[00:11:50] 远的不说

[00:11:51] 就说现在

[00:11:53] 现在皇上被困牧羊城

[00:11:57] 我爹搬兵求救

[00:11:59] 国大空虚

[00:12:01] 缺少良将

[00:12:02] 幼主将使选拔人才

[00:12:06] 所以呢

[00:12:06] 才选拔二路元帅

[00:12:09] 我纵观全局啊我这一看

[00:12:12] 这元帅非我莫属啊

[00:12:16] 就得老成家的人

[00:12:18] 你你你都白给呀

[00:12:22] 嗯

[00:12:24] 那金雷

[00:12:25] 那不是饭桶

[00:12:26] 让我几斧子给砍跑了是不是呢

[00:12:31] 我说各位知趣的

[00:12:33] 你们就给我鼓鼓掌

[00:12:36] 选我为二路元帅

[00:12:38] 你们那也没亏吃

[00:12:40] 是不是没有下场的了

[00:12:42] 是不是都怕我了啊

[00:12:45] 二路元帅是不是就是我的了

[00:12:49] 程咬金一听

[00:12:50] 这孩子这脸皮厚

[00:12:52] 劲儿比我还厚

[00:12:55] 哪有这么说话的

[00:12:57] 你给老程家丢尽了人呐

[00:13:01] 上梁不正底梁歪

[00:13:03] 老程到现在也没有办法了

[00:13:07] 程铁牛言还未尽

[00:13:10] 可气坏了许多英雄

[00:13:13] 就听队伍当中有人高声喊喝

[00:13:16] 三

[00:13:18] 程铁牛

[00:13:20] 少要大言欺人

[00:13:22] 卖狗皮膏药

[00:13:24] 在下不才

[00:13:26] 与你争夺二路元帅

[00:13:28] 你稍后片刻

[00:13:36] 一马趟

[00:13:37] 三赶奔岳五楼彩三遍

[00:13:43] 戳叉拴马分塔

[00:13:46] 尾辽战巡

[00:13:47] 这小伙子噔噔噔噔噔

[00:13:50] 走

[00:13:51] 上岳五楼

[00:13:53] 拜见过幼主

[00:13:54] 又拜见大主

[00:13:56] 考程咬金

[00:13:58] 程咬金一看这小伙

[00:14:01] 长得黑不溜秋的

[00:14:03] 那么精神

[00:14:05] 镔铁盔

[00:14:06] 镔铁甲

[00:14:07] 小黑脸蛋子

[00:14:08] 俩眼倍儿亮

[00:14:10] 一看认识

[00:14:12] 正是好朋友尤俊达之子尤世杰

[00:14:18] 下面是世杰吗

[00:14:21] 正是我

[00:14:23] 孩儿啊

[00:14:24] 你也想为国出力报效

[00:14:27] 好

[00:14:28] 二路元帅吗

[00:14:29] 正是

[00:14:30] 好

[00:14:32] 我千岁啊

[00:14:33] 这孩子叫尤世杰

[00:14:36] 他爹是我的好朋友

[00:14:38] 尤俊达

[00:14:39] 善食非常

[00:14:41] 那是开膛的老将

[00:14:43] 他也是名门之后啊

[00:14:46] 允许他下场吧

[00:14:48] 这是自然

[00:14:50] 老千岁做主就是好嘞

[00:14:53] 时节呀

[00:14:55] 我允许你下场

[00:14:57] 多谢主考

[00:14:58] 慢

[00:14:59] 等等

[00:15:01] 我还有几句话说

[00:15:04] 我说师姐

[00:15:05] 你今年多大了

[00:15:07] 18 岁

[00:15:09] 哦

[00:15:09] 也算成人了

[00:15:12] 我们老程家跟老尤家这段历史

[00:15:16] 你可知晓

[00:15:18] 我知道

[00:15:19] 我听我娘跟我说过

[00:15:21] 咱两家莫逆之交啊

[00:15:24] 您从年轻那会儿跟我爹就是好朋友

[00:15:28] 诶对了

[00:15:30] 千万不要因为功名富贵伤了两家的和气啊

[00:15:35] 我们家铁牛

[00:15:38] 是个250

[00:15:40] 说话有个对不对的呢

[00:15:42] 你多加担待

[00:15:43] 老伯放心

[00:15:45] 这算不了什么

[00:15:46] 我们是点到为止

[00:15:48] 诶

[00:15:49] 好孩子

[00:15:50] 我相信你啊

[00:15:52] 下场去吧

[00:15:53] 遵令

[00:15:55] 尤世杰

[00:15:57] 下了楼

[00:15:58] 上马劈叉赶奔梅花圈

[00:16:02] 一见着程铁牛

[00:16:03] 他把掌篷三股拖天叉

[00:16:06] 摇三摇

[00:16:07] 晃了三晃

[00:16:08] 哗楞噔噔噔噔哗楞噔噔噔噔

[00:16:11] 程大哥

[00:16:12] 我来了

[00:16:14] 我

[00:16:15] 世杰呀

[00:16:17] 哎

[00:16:18] 我世杰

[00:16:19] 我真不明白

[00:16:21] 要讲究

[00:16:22] 这一堆人当中

[00:16:24] 属咱俩交情不错

[00:16:26] 你说咱俩从小在一块儿长大的

[00:16:29] 咱玩的都出花活了

[00:16:31] 你忘了

[00:16:32] 咱经常在一起摸鱼

[00:16:36] 摸嘎了

[00:16:37] 甚至撒尿和泥

[00:16:40] 放屁崩坑

[00:16:42] 玩的都新鲜

[00:16:43] 招你

[00:16:45] 你说咱哥俩

[00:16:47] 还想比划比划了诶

[00:16:49] 再者

[00:16:50] 一说了你那两下子也白给呀

[00:16:53] 何必伤了和气呀

[00:16:55] 兄弟

[00:16:56] 算了

[00:16:57] 你跟哥哥躲什么呢

[00:17:00] 世杰一听乐了

[00:17:02] 我大哥

[00:17:03] 这什么话呀

[00:17:05] 为国尽忠

[00:17:06] 这还能让人吗

[00:17:08] 我下场是大主考钦点的

[00:17:12] 是殿下允许的

[00:17:15] 我能说叫你这几句话说的我就不比了吗

[00:17:18] 还是得比比好好啊

[00:17:24] 好

[00:17:24] 良言难劝

[00:17:25] 该死鬼金雷的事儿你看见了吧

[00:17:29] 是不是你想跟他走一条道

[00:17:32] 既然不听良言相劝

[00:17:35] 你过来吧

[00:17:35] 我让你知道知道

[00:17:37] 你哥这两下子厉害

[00:17:39] 哥哥

[00:17:40] 我正要领教

[00:17:42] 这个机会难得

[00:17:44] 打算跟你学几招

[00:17:46] 你来吧

[00:17:47] 少耍花舌子

[00:17:49] 我叫你知道知道你哥的厉害

[00:17:53] 说完了

[00:17:54] 二马往跟前一凑

[00:17:57] 两个人就斗在一处啊

[00:18:01] 这程铁牛

[00:18:03] 还是老套子

[00:18:05] 劈脑袋小鬼皮痒

[00:18:08] 掏耳朵捎带痒

[00:18:11] 转回来劈脑袋

[00:18:13] 小鬼剔牙掏耳朵

[00:18:15] 捎带脚

[00:18:16] 啪啪啪啪啪

[00:18:17] 就是这几下

[00:18:18] 不会胖的

[00:18:20] 人家尤世杰呀

[00:18:22] 早就知道

[00:18:24] 程铁牛忙活了老半天

[00:18:27] 这招不灵的

[00:18:29] 世杰乐了

[00:18:31] 哈哈

[00:18:32] 我大哥还有新招没

[00:18:35] 要救这招啊

[00:18:37] 您是输定了

[00:18:38] 有没有新招

[00:18:40] 废话少说

[00:18:41] 就是这招

[00:18:42] 你拿命来

[00:18:44] 他不灵了

[00:18:47] 他能取胜的了吗

[00:18:49] 人家抖起三股钢叉

[00:18:51] 上下翻飞时间不大

[00:18:54] 再看程铁牛是手忙脚乱

[00:18:57] 盔白架卸

[00:18:58] 带郎抛送啊

[00:19:00] 不是人家的对手

[00:19:03] 这世杰这孩子还真厚道

[00:19:06] 后把一压

[00:19:07] 前把一翻

[00:19:08] 哗楞

[00:19:10] 插肩是直奔程铁牛的耿头

[00:19:13] 铁牛一看

[00:19:14] 躲不开的

[00:19:17] 把眼一闭

[00:19:18] 等死

[00:19:20] 哪知道人家把他又抽回去了

[00:19:23] 世杰一笑

[00:19:25] 大哥

[00:19:26] 算了吧

[00:19:27] 点到为止

[00:19:29] 哎呀我的妈

[00:19:31] 程铁牛摸摸脖子

[00:19:34] 没破

[00:19:34] 知道人家手下留情了

[00:19:37] 好吧

[00:19:38] 当哥哥的就得让着兄弟

[00:19:41] 明明我能胜

[00:19:43] 你也不能胜

[00:19:44] 看来这二路元帅让给你了

[00:19:49] 拨马败出梅花圈

[00:19:52] 大伙儿又一阵大笑

[00:19:55] 尤世杰心里头高兴

[00:19:57] 各位啊

[00:19:58] 有捧场的没

[00:20:00] 我叫尤世杰呀

[00:20:02] 我爹是尤俊达

[00:20:04] 有没有跟我比的

[00:20:06] 我相信比我强的人有的是

[00:20:10] 有没有下场的言还未尽

[00:20:14] 有人说话了没

[00:20:16] 说话之前呢

[00:20:17] 先叫唤一顿

[00:20:18] 哇哇

[00:20:23] 世杰一听

[00:20:24] 这谁

[00:20:24] 这是你叫唤什么呢

[00:20:26] 有话说呀

[00:20:28] 再看一马汤翻

[00:20:30] 闯进梅花圈

[00:20:32] 尤世杰

[00:20:33] 你狂什么

[00:20:35] 你酸什么

[00:20:37] 你这两下子差的远呢

[00:20:40] 你等着

[00:20:41] 我去标明挂号

[00:20:43] 回来我再迎你

[00:20:46] 说话间

[00:20:48] 这员小将催马来到岳母楼下

[00:20:52] 诶

[00:20:53] 戳斧子

[00:20:55] 拴马

[00:20:56] 来到楼上

[00:20:58] 程咬金一看

[00:20:59] 诶得得来者非别

[00:21:03] 正是二儿子程万牛

[00:21:07] 程咬金这个泄气

[00:21:10] 心说

[00:21:11] 你们哥俩跟着闹腾什么呢

[00:21:13] 二路元帅根本就没你们的份儿

[00:21:17] 谁当爹的不望子成龙啊

[00:21:20] 但是我心里有数

[00:21:23] 这万牛一过来

[00:21:24] 躬身施礼

[00:21:26] 见过幼主

[00:21:27] 又见过他爹爹呀

[00:21:29] 给我标明

[00:21:30] 我要下场

[00:21:32] 滚远点滚

[00:21:35] 这儿没你的份儿

[00:21:37] 你就站脚助威也就是了

[00:21:41] 程万牛一听

[00:21:43] 把脑袋一拨

[00:21:43] 楞

[00:21:44] 我爹

[00:21:45] 您这话什么意思

[00:21:48] 这按照国家的规定

[00:21:50] 黄榜上说的清清楚楚

[00:21:53] 四品官以上的后人

[00:21:55] 都有资格下场

[00:21:57] 怎么把我排除在外了

[00:21:59] 嗯

[00:22:00] 咱们老程家论哪一样也够资格

[00:22:05] 尤其是你儿子

[00:22:07] 这两下子你心里最清楚

[00:22:10] 这二路元帅

[00:22:11] 就是咱老程家的

[00:22:13] 我哥没夺过去

[00:22:14] 我能夺过来

[00:22:16] 你怎么撵我

[00:22:17] 你放屁

[00:22:18] 你快给我滚

[00:22:20] 我殿下

[00:22:21] 您看这

[00:22:22] 这公平吗

[00:22:23] 这个嗯

[00:22:24] 我

[00:22:25] 我怎么了

[00:22:25] 就撵我幼主一看

[00:22:29] 老千岁

[00:22:30] 您这是干什么

[00:22:32] 到了这地儿

[00:22:34] 不分儿子父亲

[00:22:36] 以公治公啊

[00:22:38] 万牛一片热心

[00:22:40] 想为国出力报效

[00:22:42] 您怎么免他

[00:22:44] 给他标明挂号才是

[00:22:47] 哎他妈

[00:22:49] 这孩子吊死鬼

[00:22:51] 擦烟粉

[00:22:52] 不知道死的祸呀

[00:22:54] 臭美臭美呀

[00:22:56] 既然如此

[00:22:58] 我就给你标明

[00:22:59] 我叫你到梅花圈去出丑