《Nobody Makes A Pass At Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Nobody Makes A Pass At Me - Harold Rome

[00:00:06] I want men that I can please

[00:00:10] That I can squeeze that I can tease

[00:00:14] Two or three or four or more

[00:00:17] What are those fools waiting for

[00:00:21] I want love and I want kissing

[00:00:25] I want more of what I'm missing

[00:00:28] Nobody comes knocking at my front door

[00:00:32] What do they think my knocker's for

[00:00:35] If they don't come soon there won't be anymore

[00:00:42] What can the matter be

[00:00:48] I wash my clothes with Lux

[00:00:50] My etiquette's the best

[00:00:53] I spend my hard-earned bucks

[00:00:55] On just what the ads suggest

[00:00:58] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:01:03] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:08] I'm full of Kellogg's bran

[00:01:11] I eat grape nuts on the sly

[00:01:14] The date is on the can

[00:01:16] Of the coffee that I buy

[00:01:19] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:01:24] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:29] Oh Beatrice Fairfax

[00:01:31] Give me the bare facts

[00:01:34] How do you make them fall

[00:01:38] If you don't save me

[00:01:41] The things the Lord gave me

[00:01:44] Never will be any use to me at all

[00:01:49] I sprinkle on a dash

[00:01:51] Of Fragrance d Amour

[00:01:54] The ads say Makes Men Rash

[00:01:56] But I guess their smell is poor

[00:01:59] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:04] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:02:09] I use Ovaltine and Listerine

[00:02:11] Barbasol and Musterole

[00:02:13] Lifebuoy soap and Flit

[00:02:15] So why I not got it

[00:02:17] I use Coca-Cola and Marmola

[00:02:20] Crisco Lesco and Mazola

[00:02:22] Exlax and Vapex

[00:02:24] So why ain't I not got sex

[00:02:27] I use Albolene and Maybelline

[00:02:29] Alka-Seltzer Bromo-Seltzer

[00:02:31] Odorono and Sensation

[00:02:34] So why ain't I not got fascination

[00:02:40] My Girdles come from Best

[00:02:44] The Times ads say They're Chick

[00:02:46] And up above I'm dressed

[00:02:48] In the brassier of the week oh

[00:02:51] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:56] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:01] I use Pond's on my skin

[00:03:04] With rye-crisp I have thinned

[00:03:06] I get my culture in

[00:03:09] I began Gone With The Wind

[00:03:11] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:03:17] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:22] Oh Dorothy Dix

[00:03:24] Please show me some tricks

[00:03:26] Please I want some men to hold

[00:03:31] I want attention and things I can't mention

[00:03:37] And I want them all before I get too old

[00:03:42] I use Mum everyday and Angelus Liplure

[00:03:48] But still men stay away just like Ivory soap

[00:03:52] I'm 99 and 44 one hundred percent pure

[00:03:56] What can the matter be

[00:03:59] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:04:06] I don't know oh dear