《水浒0085》歌词

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[00:00:01] 武松和宋江

[00:00:04] 谁也没想到

[00:00:06] 在异地相遇

[00:00:10] 因此

[00:00:10] 这哥俩呀

[00:00:11] 高兴的不得了

[00:00:13] 唠起来没完没散呢

[00:00:17] 这就应了那句话了

[00:00:20] 久旱逢甘雨

[00:00:23] 他乡遇故知

[00:00:26] 洞房花烛夜

[00:00:28] 金榜题名时

[00:00:32] 慢说

[00:00:33] 古人

[00:00:35] 我们呢

[00:00:35] 也是这样

[00:00:37] 出差到了外地

[00:00:40] 哟

[00:00:40] 遇上本乡本土的熟人了

[00:00:44] 你想

[00:00:44] 那心情得多高兴啊

[00:00:48] 这宋江啊

[00:00:49] 就问武松

[00:00:51] 说

[00:00:51] 那么兄弟

[00:00:52] 你下一步打算怎么办呢

[00:00:56] 武松一皱眉

[00:00:57] 呀

[00:00:58] 哥哥

[00:00:58] 实不相瞒呢

[00:01:00] 我现在走投无路

[00:01:04] 官府撒下海捕公文

[00:01:07] 非要把我抓住归案

[00:01:10] 我能瞪眼叫他们收拾吗

[00:01:14] 所以我带了封信

[00:01:16] 要投奔二龙山宝珠寺前去入伙

[00:01:22] 从今以后

[00:01:25] 我就得当土匪了

[00:01:28] 我没办法

[00:01:31] 原来如此

[00:01:33] 我听说花和尚鲁智深

[00:01:37] 青面兽杨志

[00:01:39] 他们的出身也十分了不得呀

[00:01:43] 你们三位要能聚集在一起

[00:01:47] 也未尝不是好事

[00:01:51] 诶

[00:01:51] 盼着吧

[00:01:52] 早晚有一天

[00:01:55] 拨开乌云

[00:01:56] 重现天日

[00:01:58] 这个世界上能讲道理

[00:02:02] 咱们有地方伸冤

[00:02:04] 也就好了

[00:02:06] 武松说

[00:02:06] 你还放心

[00:02:07] 没那种年月

[00:02:09] 我看出来了

[00:02:12] 哎

[00:02:13] 还非造反不可了

[00:02:16] 这话就谈起来没完了

[00:02:19] 头一天就这么过去了

[00:02:22] 到了第二天呢

[00:02:24] 孔明孔亮

[00:02:25] 给武松收拾一间好房子

[00:02:29] 屋里收拾的干干净净的

[00:02:31] 炭火盆

[00:02:33] 被褥都给准备了

[00:02:35] 宋江呢

[00:02:36] 凑热闹

[00:02:38] 跟武松搬到一个屋了

[00:02:41] 哥俩晚上没事儿

[00:02:42] 好闲谈

[00:02:45] 那么转过天来

[00:02:47] 孔氏弟兄设摆酒宴

[00:02:50] 款待宋江和武松

[00:02:53] 一日三餐

[00:02:55] 变着样给做

[00:02:59] 拿武松当活神仙呢

[00:03:04] 光阴似箭

[00:03:05] 日月如梭

[00:03:08] 武松在这儿住了半个月呀

[00:03:11] 伤也好了

[00:03:13] 体力也恢复了

[00:03:16] 武松不想住了

[00:03:18] 第二天呢

[00:03:20] 向宋江跟孔明孔亮提出来告辞

[00:03:25] 这哥俩一听

[00:03:27] 一个劲儿的晃脑袋

[00:03:29] 别别别别别别

[00:03:31] 我五都头

[00:03:32] 怎么

[00:03:34] 莫非我们招待的不周吗

[00:03:37] 咱难得相聚呀

[00:03:40] 眼看快过年了

[00:03:42] 你就过了年再走

[00:03:43] 也不为时晚呢

[00:03:46] 说什么我们不能放你走

[00:03:49] 武松说

[00:03:50] 呀

[00:03:50] 我这人还有个病

[00:03:52] 我要认准这条道

[00:03:55] 我是非走下去不可

[00:03:57] 我实在是待不下去了

[00:04:01] 我准备早一天赶奔二龙山宝珠寺

[00:04:05] 把我的事情交代清楚

[00:04:07] 我这心就放下了

[00:04:09] 如果咱们弟兄没处够

[00:04:11] 那没关系

[00:04:13] 俩山到不了

[00:04:14] 一起俩人

[00:04:16] 那太能到一块儿了

[00:04:18] 将来咱还有相聚的机会

[00:04:22] 让武松这一说

[00:04:24] 宋江心也活了

[00:04:27] 宋江说

[00:04:28] 贤弟要走啊

[00:04:29] 咱弟兄一块儿走

[00:04:32] 我在孔家庄住的时间也不算短了

[00:04:35] 我打算赶奔清风山去投小李

[00:04:39] 广花荣

[00:04:41] 你看

[00:04:42] 我怀上还带着花荣的信

[00:04:46] 人家早就约我去

[00:04:48] 我一直拖到今天没拔出腿去

[00:04:51] 正好

[00:04:52] 咱弟兄二人做个伴

[00:04:55] 孔氏弟兄

[00:04:56] 你看这多好

[00:04:58] 两位都要走

[00:05:00] 实在无法挽留了

[00:05:03] 只好摆下一桌丰盛的酒宴给老师和武松践行

[00:05:10] 临分别这天

[00:05:12] 孔氏弟兄每人

[00:05:16] 赠送了一百两雪花白银

[00:05:19] 不要不行啊

[00:05:21] 宋江说

[00:05:21] 带着带着吧

[00:05:23] 将来咱们要有了呢

[00:05:25] 他们弟兄再花

[00:05:28] 哎呀

[00:05:28] 两个人收拾利便起身告辞

[00:05:32] 孔氏弟兄带着五六十名庄客在后头送行

[00:05:38] 送了一站又一站

[00:05:40] 送了一程又一程啊

[00:05:43] 送出30 多里地去了

[00:05:46] 最后宋江一摆手

[00:05:48] 你们弟兄回去吧

[00:05:50] 送君千里

[00:05:52] 终须一别呀

[00:05:53] 你把我送到哪儿去

[00:05:55] 师傅

[00:05:56] 一路保重

[00:05:59] 您多在要见着小李

[00:06:01] 广花荣之后

[00:06:03] 给我们捎封信来

[00:06:04] 以免我们哥俩挂念

[00:06:07] 五都头

[00:06:08] 你也是如此

[00:06:10] 要到了二龙山宝珠寺啊

[00:06:13] 千万派人给我们捎个信儿来

[00:06:16] 我们有了机会

[00:06:21] 就这样洒泪分别

[00:06:25] 孔明

[00:06:25] 孔亮

[00:06:27] 领着庄客回到孔家庄

[00:06:29] 咱不提

[00:06:30] 单说武松和宋江

[00:06:34] 哥俩往前走着

[00:06:35] 宋江就跟武松商量

[00:06:38] 兄弟

[00:06:39] 我看这样吧

[00:06:41] 你先不要急于去二龙山

[00:06:45] 你跟我上清风寨吧

[00:06:48] 去投奔小李

[00:06:50] 广花荣

[00:06:51] 咱哥俩还在一起

[00:06:53] 你看这有多好

[00:06:55] 武松一笑

[00:06:56] 大哥

[00:06:58] 您的盛情

[00:06:59] 我心里领了

[00:07:01] 我跟小李

[00:07:03] 广花荣素不相识

[00:07:06] 这玩意儿我去了不太方便吧

[00:07:09] 再者一说

[00:07:10] 我跟您的处境不同

[00:07:13] 咱俩同样是杀人

[00:07:16] 同样遭海捕公文捉拿

[00:07:20] 可你比我轻的多呀

[00:07:23] 你只不过杀个阎婆惜

[00:07:26] 我血溅鸳鸯楼啊

[00:07:29] 连军兵一共杀死二三十口子

[00:07:34] 官府能放你

[00:07:36] 他不能容我呀

[00:07:39] 再者一说

[00:07:40] 我听说了小李

[00:07:41] 广花荣

[00:07:43] 做的是宋朝的官呢

[00:07:46] 人家是当官的

[00:07:48] 世代公卿

[00:07:50] 名门之后

[00:07:52] 我是个杀人的凶犯

[00:07:55] 我冷不丁冒上去了

[00:07:57] 算怎么回事儿啊

[00:07:59] 人家嘴不说

[00:08:00] 心里也犯膈应啊

[00:08:03] 大哥

[00:08:04] 我决心已定

[00:08:06] 非要赶到二龙山宝珠寺

[00:08:09] 从今之后

[00:08:10] 我就算正式落草了

[00:08:13] 我就开始大干了

[00:08:16] 宋江一听武松说的不是没有道理

[00:08:20] 也不好勉强

[00:08:23] 这天往前走着

[00:08:25] 双阳岔道

[00:08:27] 跟本地人一打听

[00:08:29] 本地人告诉了

[00:08:31] 奔东北这个方向

[00:08:34] 是二龙山

[00:08:36] 奔西南这个方向是清风山

[00:08:41] 俩人一看还非分手不可了

[00:08:44] 走的不是一条道

[00:08:47] 临别之时

[00:08:49] 四只大手握在一起

[00:08:51] 难舍难离

[00:08:53] 宋江是重感情的人

[00:08:56] 好交朋友

[00:08:57] 武松也不例外

[00:08:59] 哥俩还抱头痛哭了一顿

[00:09:04] 说的话无非是互相珍重

[00:09:07] 早日团聚等等等等

[00:09:11] 后来没办法

[00:09:12] 两个人同时一狠心

[00:09:14] 这才分道扬

[00:09:19] 那么武松呢

[00:09:20] 奔了二龙山宝珠寺

[00:09:23] 一路之上什么事也没遇上

[00:09:26] 等见着花和尚鲁智深、青面兽杨志

[00:09:31] 说明身份

[00:09:32] 把这封信往上一递

[00:09:35] 事情就算妥了

[00:09:38] 鲁智深和杨志双手欢迎

[00:09:42] 打那之后

[00:09:43] 武松是正式占据二龙山

[00:09:47] 坐了第三把金交椅

[00:09:50] 那么说到这儿呢

[00:09:52] 武松的所作所为

[00:09:55] 所遭所遇

[00:09:57] 暂时算告一段落

[00:10:00] 什么时候有事咱们再提他翻回头单说及时雨宋江

[00:10:09] 宋江投奔小李

[00:10:11] 广花荣啊

[00:10:12] 两个人

[00:10:13] 过命的朋友

[00:10:15] 交情特深

[00:10:17] 宋江那意思在那儿避避难呢

[00:10:20] 躲这风声过去了再回家

[00:10:24] 诶他心里着急

[00:10:25] 恨不能一下

[00:10:27] 飞到清风寨

[00:10:29] 由于贪赶路程

[00:10:32] 把道给走错了

[00:10:35] 哎哟

[00:10:36] 宋江一看

[00:10:37] 这什么地方

[00:10:39] 翻过一山

[00:10:41] 又是一岭

[00:10:43] 翻过一道土岗子

[00:10:46] 又是一道大山

[00:10:48] 翻起来没完喽

[00:10:50] 天黑了

[00:10:52] 还没钻出去

[00:10:55] 宋江心说

[00:10:56] 我真糊涂

[00:10:58] 我鼻子底下长个嘴

[00:11:01] 我早就应该跟本地人打听清楚

[00:11:04] 你说这糟糕不

[00:11:07] 这深山野岭之中

[00:11:09] 倘若蹿出猛兽来

[00:11:12] 我不就得交代嘛

[00:11:14] 我哪有武松那两下子

[00:11:19] 他心里着急

[00:11:20] 腿可没闲着

[00:11:21] 噌噌噌噌紧往前走

[00:11:25] 没注意

[00:11:27] 人家那草窠里边下着半腿绳呢

[00:11:32] 正好挂到宋江英面鼓上

[00:11:35] 宋江扑通一个跟头摔倒在地

[00:11:38] 两旁树林石砬子后边串铃就响起来了

[00:11:43] 啪啦啦咔啦咔啦咔啦咔啦

[00:11:46] 抓住了

[00:11:47] 抓抓住了

[00:11:48] 呼啦朝众人往上一闯

[00:11:52] 像捆粽子一样

[00:11:54] 又五月节吃的那粽子

[00:11:57] 左一袋右一道

[00:11:58] 把宋江给捆上了

[00:12:00] 宋江还以为落到官人手里头

[00:12:05] 好半天

[00:12:06] 睁开眼睛一看呢

[00:12:08] 闹了半天不是

[00:12:10] 是喽啰兵

[00:12:13] 宋江

[00:12:13] 赶紧说

[00:12:14] 各位弟兄不要误会

[00:12:16] 各位弟兄不要误会

[00:12:18] 我是个好人啊

[00:12:21] 你是好人

[00:12:23] 我们是坏人呢诶

[00:12:26] 我

[00:12:26] 你你你

[00:12:27] 你再说什么

[00:12:28] 把你嘴给你堵上

[00:12:29] 把舌头给他拉下去

[00:12:32] 这才叫秀才遇见兵

[00:12:35] 有理

[00:12:36] 讲不通

[00:12:39] 你多能百里

[00:12:41] 你遇上混蛋了

[00:12:43] 你那理也说不出去

[00:12:46] 宋江只好低头无语

[00:12:48] 任凭人家摆弄

[00:12:51] 人家把宋江身上穿了条杠子

[00:12:54] 像抬猪一样

[00:12:56] 把他抬到山里边儿去了

[00:12:58] 你看宋江不认的道儿

[00:13:00] 人家可熟悉

[00:13:02] 拐弯抹角走进一座大寨

[00:13:07] 这座大寨寺外有寨墙

[00:13:10] 中间是大门

[00:13:12] 等进了大门之后

[00:13:14] 前头一拉溜

[00:13:15] 十间草厅

[00:13:17] 院里头

[00:13:18] 屋里头都有人

[00:13:21] 因为天黑了

[00:13:22] 都点着火把和灯笼呢

[00:13:25] 从草坪里头出来十几个

[00:13:30] 我说贺桃回来了啊

[00:13:32] 回来了

[00:13:34] 啊

[00:13:35] 这在哪儿弄的孤雁儿

[00:13:37] 孤雁就是光身一个人

[00:13:39] 嗨

[00:13:40] 别提了

[00:13:42] 我们认为今天呢

[00:13:44] 空手去空手回来呢

[00:13:46] 哪知道正在这时候遇上这个倒霉蛋的

[00:13:50] 正好中了咱的半腿绳

[00:13:52] 诶

[00:13:53] 身上有鹤光

[00:13:55] 银子有200来两

[00:13:57] 是吗

[00:13:58] 行啊

[00:14:00] 那咱们寨主哥哥肯定得有重赏

[00:14:03] 那当然了

[00:14:05] 不然的话

[00:14:06] 一刀把他杀了

[00:14:07] 扔沟里喂狼

[00:14:09] 他妈这小子还挺能白话

[00:14:12] 不知道干什么的

[00:14:14] 等叫寨主发落吧

[00:14:16] 寨主睡觉了哟

[00:14:18] 今儿怎么睡这么早

[00:14:20] 哎

[00:14:20] 喝酒喝多了

[00:14:22] 寨主爷说了

[00:14:23] 没事儿

[00:14:24] 不要惊动他

[00:14:26] 那

[00:14:27] 就把这倒霉蛋儿捆到这儿吧

[00:14:30] 明天再说

[00:14:32] 好嘛

[00:14:33] 把宋江就捆到将军柱上了

[00:14:38] 这家过堂风

[00:14:39] 这一晚上把宋江没冻死

[00:14:43] 人家该睡的睡

[00:14:45] 该休息的休息

[00:14:46] 宋江就在这儿受罪吧

[00:14:50] 在这儿捆着宋江

[00:14:51] 心里跟开锅一样

[00:14:53] 我宋江不是人呢

[00:14:57] 我之所以有今天

[00:14:58] 是我自己做的

[00:15:01] 我无缘无故救阎婆惜干什么

[00:15:07] 我纳他为妾干什么

[00:15:12] 我张张嘴

[00:15:13] 光说旁人酒要少吃

[00:15:17] 色是刮骨钢刀

[00:15:19] 我劝旁人

[00:15:20] 我呢

[00:15:21] 酒也没少吃

[00:15:24] 色也没少贪

[00:15:27] 我要不是迷恋阎婆惜

[00:15:31] 何至于出这些麻烦诶

[00:15:34] 这就叫多一事不如少一事啊

[00:15:39] 现在背井离乡

[00:15:42] 不能跟老爹爹在一起尽孝

[00:15:46] 不能在衙门里治工

[00:15:48] 现在饭碗子也打了

[00:15:50] 受到官府的通缉

[00:15:53] 虽然说好朋友仗义收留我

[00:15:57] 可这算怎么回事儿

[00:16:00] 有家难奔

[00:16:02] 有果难投啊

[00:16:05] 惨呐

[00:16:07] 不用问了

[00:16:09] 我非死在这儿不可了

[00:16:12] 后来糊里糊涂的

[00:16:14] 他也睡着了

[00:16:16] 这人要困得大发劲儿了

[00:16:18] 怎么都能睡

[00:16:21] 等打个盹睡之后听见动静

[00:16:23] 宋江激灵一声

[00:16:25] 明白过来了

[00:16:26] 闹了半天

[00:16:27] 天亮了

[00:16:30] 又过了一会儿

[00:16:31] 大亮的时候

[00:16:32] 有人喊

[00:16:34] 寨主哥哥

[00:16:36] 圣厅议事

[00:16:38] 弟兄们都伺候着

[00:16:40] 寨主哥哥醒了

[00:16:44] 宋江就在这儿看着

[00:16:46] 时间不大

[00:16:49] 从外边进来三家寨主

[00:16:52] 就仨人儿

[00:16:54] 怎么知道是寨主那穿的衣服

[00:16:58] 跟一般喽啰兵不一样

[00:17:00] 都穿绸裹缎

[00:17:03] 再者

[00:17:03] 一说后头众人跟着押塞

[00:17:07] 众星捧月一般

[00:17:08] 从那个派头也看出与众不同来了

[00:17:13] 宋江一看

[00:17:14] 走到最前面这位是花脸

[00:17:17] 大个子

[00:17:19] 虎背熊腰

[00:17:21] 那脸上蓝一道紫一道

[00:17:23] 青一道绿一道

[00:17:25] 大脸盘子

[00:17:27] 红头发

[00:17:29] 黄胡须

[00:17:31] 头戴绛紫色袜面巾

[00:17:34] 身穿绛紫色锦袍

[00:17:37] 腰束丝带

[00:17:39] 外边披着大红的狐狸皮斗篷

[00:17:43] 腰里挎着宝剑

[00:17:45] 腆胸迭肚

[00:17:46] 趾高气扬

[00:17:47] 走到最前面

[00:17:50] 草厅的正中有三把虎皮交椅

[00:17:53] 这位居中而坐

[00:17:57] 紧跟着他的是个小个儿

[00:18:00] 小矬子

[00:18:02] 比那桌子顶多能高着一头草包肚子

[00:18:07] 罗圈腿

[00:18:08] 还没脖子

[00:18:10] 顶着脸

[00:18:12] 脸上星星点点

[00:18:14] 还有几个麻子

[00:18:15] 斗鸡眉

[00:18:16] 小圆眼

[00:18:17] 独头蒜的鼻子

[00:18:19] 菱角嘴稀不愣登

[00:18:21] 有点胡须

[00:18:24] 腰里挎着一把弯刀

[00:18:28] 穿红挂绿

[00:18:30] 外边披着狐狸皮的斗篷

[00:18:32] 小个儿不大

[00:18:34] 俩眼倍儿亮

[00:18:36] 长得可够顺的

[00:18:39] 要说这位啊

[00:18:40] 把穿戴去掉了

[00:18:42] 跟武大郎站在一块儿

[00:18:44] 难分上下

[00:18:45] 说不出谁难看谁好看来

[00:18:49] 可在后边

[00:18:51] 跟这个白面书生

[00:18:53] 这人长得挺带劲

[00:18:55] 细高挑大个

[00:18:57] 宽脑门

[00:18:57] 尖下颏

[00:18:59] 文绉绉的

[00:19:01] 好像个教书的先生

[00:19:03] 肋下佩戴宝剑

[00:19:05] 浑身上下一身白

[00:19:08] 也披着皮斗篷

[00:19:10] 那罗圈腿的小个儿

[00:19:12] 坐到上垂手

[00:19:14] 这个白面书生相似的人坐在下垂手

[00:19:19] 这玩意也有尺寸一看

[00:19:22] 正中央的大寨主

[00:19:24] 小个儿

[00:19:25] 二寨主

[00:19:26] 白面书生是三把手

[00:19:29] 其他的人分立在两相

[00:19:32] 就见这个大花脸撇着嘴看了一眼宋江

[00:19:36] 没理他

[00:19:38] 发福弟兄啊

[00:19:40] 干什么干什么

[00:19:41] 昨天情况怎么样

[00:19:43] 啪啪啪

[00:19:44] 该入账的入账

[00:19:46] 该怎么吩咐的怎么吩咐

[00:19:48] 全处理完了

[00:19:51] 这才问

[00:19:53] 这姑爷

[00:19:55] 谁弄来的

[00:19:57] 就抓宋江那小头目过来了

[00:20:01] 大寨主

[00:20:02] 是小弟

[00:20:03] 我昨天把他抓住的

[00:20:05] 啊

[00:20:06] 是贺六啊

[00:20:07] 怎么把他抓住的

[00:20:09] 他倒霉呀

[00:20:10] 碰到我们的半腿绳上了

[00:20:13] 我把他抓住

[00:20:14] 带回来之后

[00:20:15] 您老人家早早休息了

[00:20:17] 没敢惊动您

[00:20:19] 这不

[00:20:19] 把他捆在这儿等候您处置

[00:20:23] 处着什么呢

[00:20:25] 一刀把他抿了不就得了吗

[00:20:29] 来了

[00:20:30] 不推荐民了

[00:20:32] 正在这时候呢

[00:20:34] 草包肚子罗圈腿

[00:20:36] 二寨主说话了

[00:20:37] 大哥慢

[00:20:40] 咱们把他抿了不是便宜吗

[00:20:43] 昨天咱哥仨这酒喝的也太多点了

[00:20:47] 到现在还有点儿闹心

[00:20:49] 脑袋还有点儿疼

[00:20:51] 看来这酒还没醒过来

[00:20:54] 小弟听说人心可以做醒酒汤

[00:20:59] 不妨今儿个拿它试试

[00:21:02] 把他的心掏出来

[00:21:04] 做三碗热汤

[00:21:05] 多搁点辣椒

[00:21:07] 咱哥仨醒醒酒

[00:21:09] 怎么样

[00:21:10] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:12] 我二弟你可真会出歪点子

[00:21:16] 这口我还没尝过

[00:21:18] 嗯

[00:21:19] 今天尝一尝什么滋味来呀

[00:21:23] 把他心掏出来

[00:21:25] 做三碗醒酒汤

[00:21:27] 去找辣椒去

[00:21:29] 宋江一听

[00:21:30] 什

[00:21:30] 什么

[00:21:32] 还、还有这道菜呀

[00:21:34] 拿人心做醒酒汤都没听说过

[00:21:38] 上头一说句话

[00:21:40] 那就是圣旨啊

[00:21:42] 过来几个喽

[00:21:43] 兵啊

[00:21:44] 刺啦咔啦把宋江潜心的衣服给撕开了

[00:21:48] 肚皮潜心全露出来

[00:21:50] 有人拎凉水

[00:21:52] 有的人准备匕首

[00:21:53] 刀

[00:21:54] 盆子、罐子

[00:21:55] 都拿来了

[00:21:56] 宋江一看

[00:21:57] 是真要下家伙

[00:21:59] 这不是假的

[00:22:00] 正这时候

[00:22:02] 进来个喽啰兵

[00:22:03] 拿木桶提着一桶凉水

[00:22:05] 咱没说这什么贴儿都长冰碴

[00:22:09] 这么凉的水

[00:22:10] 赵宋江脑袋上哗

[00:22:12] 劈头盖顶

[00:22:14] 就这一桶

[00:22:15] 谁受得了啊

[00:22:17] 宋江机灵灵倒吸了一口冷气

[00:22:23] 脸都青了

[00:22:24] 嘴唇都紫了

[00:22:27] 这可听听说

[00:22:30] 为什么呢

[00:22:31] 冷水泼头

[00:22:32] 怀里揣冰

[00:22:34] 诶你这一机灵

[00:22:36] 把心脏的血全压出去了

[00:22:38] 这样把心掏出之后呢

[00:22:41] 吃着脆上

[00:22:43] 也不知道谁吃过这口

[00:22:45] 反正这是一种传说

[00:22:47] 这就要下家伙

[00:22:49] 宋江一闭眼

[00:22:51] 长叹一声

[00:22:52] 诶

[00:22:54] 我宋江没做过缺德事

[00:22:57] 何至落到如此地步

[00:23:03] 把眼一闭

[00:23:04] 等死

[00:23:06] 上面这三位寨主

[00:23:07] 耳朵还都好使唤

[00:23:10] 离着又不远

[00:23:12] 宋江说

[00:23:13] 这句话他们听得非常清楚啊

[00:23:16] 说

[00:23:17] 仨人全站起来

[00:23:18] 慢

[00:23:21] 我喝六

[00:23:23] 他刚才说什么来着

[00:23:24] 他先打了个嗨声

[00:23:26] 说他宋江没做过缺德事

[00:23:29] 怎么落到这步天地

[00:23:32] 诶跟我们听的一样

[00:23:34] 诶

[00:23:35] 我那个汉子

[00:23:38] 你刚才说宋江宋江的

[00:23:41] 你认识宋江吗

[00:23:44] 宋江一听

[00:23:45] 还有门

[00:23:47] 舌头都硬了

[00:23:49] 没有办法

[00:23:50] 尽量控制住

[00:23:52] 叫他发音清楚

[00:23:55] 我何止知道宋江

[00:23:58] 在下就是宋江啊

[00:24:04] 三位寨主欠身离座

[00:24:06] 从桌子后边转过来

[00:24:08] 噔噔噔紧走几步

[00:24:09] 到了宋江近前

[00:24:11] 把宋江围住了

[00:24:12] 这大花脸

[00:24:13] 就问

[00:24:15] 你可不许糊弄我们

[00:24:17] 你真叫宋江大丈夫

[00:24:20] 坐不更名

[00:24:21] 立不改姓

[00:24:22] 这还假的了吗

[00:24:24] 你是郓城县的宋江

[00:24:27] 诶

[00:24:27] 天下就这么一个

[00:24:29] 我在郓城县县衙门做押夫人

[00:24:33] 送绰号及时雨孝义黑三郎的便是

[00:24:38] 哎哟

[00:24:40] 哎哟

[00:24:41] 宋哥哥

[00:24:42] 这这这快解开解开

[00:24:44] 他妈的快解开解解

[00:24:46] 喝六也傻眼了

[00:24:48] 也不知道怎么回事儿

[00:24:50] 赶紧把绳子给解开

[00:24:52] 拿棉袍把宋江给包上

[00:24:55] 这三家寨主让宋江坐到正座上

[00:25:00] 然后一字排开

[00:25:02] 倒身便拜

[00:25:05] 哥哥

[00:25:06] 您受惊了

[00:25:07] 小弟不知罪该万死

[00:25:10] 给哥哥您呢赔个礼喽

[00:25:13] 哥哥千万要担待呀

[00:25:17] 宋江心说

[00:25:19] 这是做梦啊

[00:25:20] 这是真的

[00:25:22] 赶紧站起身来

[00:25:24] 用手相搀

[00:25:25] 不敢当

[00:25:26] 不敢当

[00:25:26] 请问三位寨主尊姓

[00:25:31] 大明