《One More Minute》歌词

[00:00:00] One More Minute - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:16] Well I heard that you're leavin'

[00:00:22] Gonna leave me far behind

[00:00:28] 'Cause you found a brand new lover

[00:00:33] You decided that I'm not your kind

[00:00:39] So I pulled your name out of my rolodex

[00:00:45] And I tore all your pictures in two

[00:00:52] And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go

[00:00:58] Just because it reminds me of you

[00:01:04] That's right you ain't gonna see me cryin'

[00:01:10] I'm glad that you found somebody new

[00:01:17] 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass

[00:01:23] Than spend one more minute with you

[00:01:30] I guess I might seem kinda bitter

[00:01:35] You got me feelin' down in the dumps

[00:01:41] 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love

[00:01:48] And I have to use the self service pumps

[00:01:53] Oh so honey let me help you with that suitcase

[00:02:00] You ain't gonna break my heart in two

[00:02:06] 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face

[00:02:12] Than spend one more minute with you

[00:02:20] I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

[00:02:25] Than watch you going out with other men

[00:02:33] I'd rather slam my fingers in a door

[00:02:37] Again and again and again and again and again

[00:02:41] Oh can't you see what I'm tryin' to say darlin'

[00:02:44] I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches

[00:02:50] Shove an icepick under a toenail or two

[00:02:56] I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

[00:02:58] In grand central station with my tongue

[00:03:02] Than spend one more minute with you

[00:03:07] Yes I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

[00:03:14] Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

[00:03:20] I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled

[00:03:24] With double edged razor blades

[00:03:27] Than spend one more minute with you

[00:03:33] I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage

[00:03:36] With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor

[00:03:39] And stomp on it 'till I die

[00:03:45] Than spend one more minute with you