专辑《The Essential Weird Al Yankovic》歌曲列表：

• UHF(Single Version)
• You Don’t Love Me Anymore
• Bedrock Anthem
• Frank’s 2000” TV
• Jurassic Park
• Since You’ve Been Gone
• Amish Paradise (Parody of ”Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio)
• Gump (Parody of ”Lump” by The Presidents Of The United States)
• Everything You Know Is Wrong
• The Night Santa Went Crazy
• Your Horoscope For Today
• Eat It
• I Lost On Jeopardy
• Yoda
• One More Minute
• Like A Surgeon
• Dare to Be Stupid
• Lasagna
• Fat
• Trigger Happy
• Another One Rides The Bus
• Polkas On 45
• White & Nerdy (Parody of ”Ridin’” by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)
• It’s All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of ”It’s All About The Benjamins” by Puff Daddy)
• The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of ”American Pie”)
• Albuquerque
• Ebay (Parody of ”I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys)
• Bob
• Hardware Store
• I’ll Sue Ya
• Canadian Idiot (Parody of ”American Idiot” by Green Day)
• Pancreas
• Don’t Download This Song