《F**king Crazy Vs Jesus Walks》歌词

[00:00:00] Fucking Crazy Vs Jesus Walks - Eminem&Kanye West

[00:00:16] Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face

[00:00:19] Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase

[00:00:21] I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly

[00:00:24] Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling

[00:00:27] with a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple

[00:00:29] I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple

[00:00:32] Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure

[00:00:35] that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her

[00:00:38] I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months

[00:00:41] and said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?"

[00:00:44] The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell

[00:00:46] I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell

[00:00:49] I'm sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs

[00:00:51] and I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns

[00:00:54] I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach

[00:00:57] and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it

[00:01:00] Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet

[00:01:02] If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it

[00:01:05] And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it

[00:01:08] Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it

[00:01:11] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:01:14] for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:01:16] is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?

[00:01:20] Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!

[00:01:22] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:01:25] for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:01:27] is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?

[00:01:30] Is fuckin crazy

[00:01:33] I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin

[00:01:36] I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym

[00:01:38] I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias

[00:01:41] to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens

[00:01:44] A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium

[00:01:47] than a maniac Saudi Arabian

[00:01:50] A highly combustible head, spazmatic

[00:01:52] strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed

[00:01:55] Laid up in the hospital in critical condition

[00:01:57] I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician

[00:02:00] High speed, IV full of thai weed

[00:02:03] Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese

[00:02:06] twins, joined at the groin like lesbians

[00:02:08] Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins

[00:02:11] I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends

[00:02:13] on if I keep on killin my girlfriends

[00:02:17] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:02:20] for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:02:23] is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?

[00:02:25] Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!

[00:02:28] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:02:31] for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:02:33] is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?

[00:02:36] Is fuckin crazy

[00:02:39] Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust

[00:02:41] and got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed

[00:02:44] I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say

[00:02:46] I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play

[00:02:49] I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day

[00:02:52] of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be

[00:02:55] Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin

[00:02:57] Medicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine

[00:03:01] Scratched my balls til I shredded skin

[00:03:03] "Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been"

[00:03:05] "It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then

[00:03:07] I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows

[00:03:09] that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos

[00:03:11] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:03:14] for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:03:17] is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?

[00:03:20] Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!

[00:03:23] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:03:25] for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:03:28] is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?

[00:03:31] Is fuckin crazy you hear me?

[00:03:37] Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!

[00:03:40] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:03:42] for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:03:45] is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?

[00:03:48] Is fuckin crazy