《The Real Slim Shady vs H To Tha Izzo》歌词

[00:00:03] May I have your attention please

[00:00:06] 请注意

[00:00:06] May I have your attention please

[00:00:15] 请注意

[00:00:15] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:19] 哪位是真正的slim shady　请站起来

[00:00:19] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:20] 好像出问题了

[00:00:20] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:22] 好像你们从来没见过白人似的

[00:00:22] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:25] 下巴着地 像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门

[00:00:25] Started whoopin her a** worse than before

[00:00:27] 就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热

[00:00:27] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）

[00:00:30] 他们第一次离婚他把她扔得撞到家具上

[00:00:30] It's the return of the

[00:00:31] 这就是回报

[00:00:31] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he

[00:00:35] 不对 不可能 你在开玩笑 他刚没说 我以为他说的 是吗

[00:00:35] And Dr Dre said

[00:00:36] 然后Dr Dre说

[00:00:36] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）

[00:00:41] 什么都没说 你个笨蛋 Dre老早死了 他现在被我锁在地下室里

[00:00:41] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:00:42] 女权主义的女人热爱eminem

[00:00:42] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

[00:00:45] slim shady 我讨厌死他

[00:00:45] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:47] 看他四处走动抓挠自己你懂的

[00:00:47] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

[00:00:50] 你知道是谁 但他依然那么可爱

[00:00:50] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:53] 一对夫妇亲热的场景总是在我脑中盘旋

[00:00:53] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:55] 但没有比你自己父母卧室发生的事情更加糟糕了

[00:00:55] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

[00:00:58] 有时我想看看电视放松

[00:00:58] But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

[00:01:01] 但说实话Tomgreen跟一个死了的驼鹿亲热还挺酷的

[00:01:01] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:01:03] 我游荡在你唇边

[00:01:03] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:01:05] 如果我幸运的话可以得到一个你的吻

[00:01:05] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:08] 那是我们要生孩子的信号

[00:01:08] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

[00:01:10] 我希望他们不知道女人的私处

[00:01:10] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:13] 但他们总归会知道

[00:01:13] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:14] 上四年级的时候

[00:01:14] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:15] 他们已经开始看探索频道了不是吗

[00:01:15] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:18] 我们都是哺乳动物

[00:01:18] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:20] 有些还是食人族 **就像杀死猎鹰那样

[00:01:20] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:23] 但如果我们连死去的动物和羚羊都要侮辱

[00:01:23] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:25] 那两个男人确实可以去私奔了

[00:01:25] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

[00:01:28] 要是你跟我想的一样 赌赢算我的

[00:01:28] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:31] 女人们挥舞着你的裤子 齐声歌唱

[00:01:31] I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:32] 我是slim shady

[00:01:32] （Chorus）

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[00:01:32] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:33] 是的我是真的shady

[00:01:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:35] 其他的slim shady都是伪装的

[00:01:35] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:01:37] 所以真的slim shady

[00:01:37] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:41] 请站起来站起来站起来

[00:01:41] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:42] 因为我是slim shady

[00:01:42] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:43] 是的我是真的shady

[00:01:43] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:45] 其他的slim shady 都是伪装的

[00:01:45] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:01:47] 所以真正的slim shady

[00:01:47] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:51] 请站起来站起来站起来

[00:01:51] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[00:01:53] Will Smith为了卖唱片而不在说唱里骂人

[00:01:53] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:57] 所以我骂他

[00:01:57] You think I give a damm about a Grammy

[00:01:58] 你认为我侮辱格莱美

[00:01:58] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:02:01] 一半的批判者都无法容忍我 让孤独与我同在

[00:02:01] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:02:03] 但是slim 要是你赢了 那不奇怪吗

[00:02:03] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:02:06] 为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来

[00:02:06] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

[00:02:08] 你们可以做我的位置 就挨着Britney spears

[00:02:08] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:02:10] Christina Aguilera 最好跟我换个位置

[00:02:10] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

[00:02:13] 我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边

[00:02:13] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:16] 听听他们为了她会先转向谁而争论不休

[00:02:16] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

[00:02:18] 坏女人让我在MTV上受到伤害

[00:02:18] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe

[00:02:21] 她很可爱但我认为她会嫁给Kim

[00:02:21] I should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:23] 我应该下载她的歌

[00:02:23] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）

[00:02:27] 然后告诉全世界她怎么把不好的病传染给eminem

[00:02:27] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:30] 你们这些小男生小女生组合真让我不爽

[00:02:30] So I've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:32] 所以我是被派来毁掉你们的

[00:02:32] And theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:33] 还有一批人像我一样

[00:02:33] Who cuss like me

[00:02:34] 骂人也像我

[00:02:34] Who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:36] 只是不会乱搞男女关系

[00:02:36] Who dress like me

[00:02:37] 穿着像我

[00:02:37] Walk talk and act like me

[00:02:39] 走路说话都像我

[00:02:39] It just might be the next best thing

[00:02:41] 这几乎是最好的事了

[00:02:41] But not quite me

[00:02:42] 但他们还不是我

[00:02:42] I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:43] 我是slim shady

[00:02:43] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:44] 是的我是真正的slim shady

[00:02:44] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:46] 你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我

[00:02:46] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:02:47] 所以真正的slim shady

[00:02:47] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:52] 请站起来站起来站起来

[00:02:52] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:52] 因为我是slim shady

[00:02:52] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:53] 是的我是真正的slim shady

[00:02:53] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:56] 你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我

[00:02:56] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:02:58] 所以真正的slim shady

[00:02:58] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:01] 请站起来站起来站起来

[00:03:01] I'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:03:03] 我喜欢听听先哲们说的道理

[00:03:03] Cause I'm only giving you

[00:03:04] 因为我只会奉献

[00:03:04] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

[00:03:07] 你在你的卧室里说的朋友的玩笑

[00:03:07] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

[00:03:10] 不同的是我在人前敢说

[00:03:10] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:03:12] 我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴上抹蜜

[00:03:12] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:03:14] 我拿起话筒开始吐槽它

[00:03:14] And whether you like to admit it （rip）

[00:03:16] 不管你接不接受

[00:03:16] I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

[00:03:18] 我会比百分之90的说唱歌手骂得更赞

[00:03:18] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

[00:03:21] 你们担心小孩怎么吸收这些歌曲的精华

[00:03:21] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30

[00:03:24] 这很有趣 因为我三十岁的时候受到责骂

[00:03:24] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:27] 只有我敢在护士之家轻浮护士

[00:03:27] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

[00:03:30] 我捏她们的臀部

[00:03:30] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

[00:03:32] 然后亲热

[00:03:32] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

[00:03:34] 每个人心里都隐藏着slim shady

[00:03:34] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:37] 他可以是在汉堡王工作 往洋葱圈里吐口水

[00:03:37] Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:38] 或者在停车场开车绕圈

[00:03:38] Screaming I don't give a f**k

[00:03:40] 在胡乱尖叫

[00:03:40] With his windows down and system up

[00:03:42] 他把窗户摇下情绪高涨

[00:03:42] So will the real Shady please stand up

[00:03:45] 所以真正的slim shady请站起来

[00:03:45] And put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:47] 竖起你的中指

[00:03:47] And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:50] 为你的思想失去束缚感到自豪吧

[00:03:50] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:52] 咱再来一次 声音大点 继续唱

[00:03:52] Cuz I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:53] 因为我是slim shady

[00:03:53] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:54] 是的我是真正的shady

[00:03:54] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:56] 其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的

[00:03:56] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:03:59] 所以请真正的slim shady 站起来吧

[00:03:59] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:02] 请站起来站起来站起来

[00:04:02] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:03] 因为我是slim shady

[00:04:03] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:05] 是的我是真正的slim shady

[00:04:05] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:07] 你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的

[00:04:07] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:09] 所以真正的slim shady

[00:04:09] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:12] 请站起来站起来站起来

[00:04:12] I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:13] 我是slim shady

[00:04:13] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:15] 是的我是真正的slim shady

[00:04:15] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:16] 你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的

[00:04:16] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:04:19] 所以真正的slim shady

[00:04:19] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:22] 请站起来站起来站起来

[00:04:22] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:23] 因为我是slim shady

[00:04:23] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:25] 是的我是真正的slim shady

[00:04:25] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:27] 你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的

[00:04:27] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:28] 所以真正的slim shady

[00:04:28] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:33] 请站起来站起来站起来