《Redneck Stomp》歌词

[00:00:00] Redneck Stomp (Live) - Jeff Foxworthy

[00:00:02] If you've ever been on television more than 5 times

[00:00:05] Describing what the tornadoes sounded like

[00:00:10] You might be a redneck

[00:00:12] If you've ever cut your grass and found a car

[00:00:16] If your dad walks you to school

[00:00:18] Because your in the same grade

[00:00:20] If you've ever been too drunk to fish

[00:00:26] You might be a redneck

[00:00:29] If somebody asks to see your ID and

[00:00:32] You show them your belt buckle

[00:00:34] If every day somebody comes to

[00:00:36] Your house mistakenly thinking your having a

[00:00:39] Yard sale

[00:00:40] If you've ever had to haul a can of paint

[00:00:42] To the top of a water tower to defend

[00:00:44] Your sister's honor

[00:00:49] You might be a redneck

[00:00:56] If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain

[00:01:02] You might be a redneck

[00:01:05] They always make fun of the way I talk

[00:01:08] I keep telling them I said your gonna be

[00:01:09] Real surprised when you get into the habit in

[00:01:11] St Peters burg and say

[00:01:12] Y'all get into the truck

[00:01:12] We going up to the big house

[00:01:21] If you've ever financed a tattoo

[00:01:24] If you've ever made change in the offering plate

[00:01:29] You might be a redneck

[00:01:32] We have words in the south they don't have

[00:01:34] In other parts of the country

[00:01:36] Now you come to the south

[00:01:37] We have words like yu'nt to

[00:01:40] We going to the mall yu'nt to

[00:01:44] What letter does that start with

[00:01:46] Does anybody know

[00:01:49] I like this word alot alight

[00:01:53] That's a word in Texas alight

[00:01:56] Round lunch time every day

[00:01:57] You'll hear somebody say

[00:01:59] Hey jeet yet naw dju

[00:02:05] Yu'nt to alight

[00:02:14] If you go to the family reunion to meet women

[00:02:18] If you smoked during your wedding

[00:02:23] You might be a redneck

[00:02:26] And last but not least

[00:02:27] If you see a sign that says say no to crack

[00:02:30] And it reminds you to pull your jeans up