《The Girlie Had A Mustache》歌词

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[00:00:18] I was cruisin down the avenue

[00:00:20] Early one Friday

[00:00:21] When I saw what I thought

[00:00:22] Was a lady walking my way

[00:00:23] I turned my back to use my Binaca blast

[00:00:25] And I said "Hm-hm excuse me "

[00:00:26] And she walked past

[00:00:27] She was about 5'6"

[00:00:29] Or maybe six and a half

[00:00:30] With a body like a goddess

[00:00:31] Man this girl was bad

[00:00:32] Tight leather pants that fit like a drum

[00:00:34] And two big yeah well she had some

[00:00:37] Anyway from behind she was fine

[00:00:39] But when she turned around

[00:00:40] Her mustache was bigger than mine

[00:00:41] At first I laughed cause yo

[00:00:42] To me that was funny

[00:00:43] But the laughter ceased

[00:00:44] When she said: "Hey honey "

[00:00:46] At first I was confused

[00:00:47] I was somewhat spell bound

[00:00:48] My mouth wide open

[00:00:49] And my chin on the ground

[00:00:50] And then it hit me

[00:00:51] Like a bolt from the sky

[00:00:52] I thought: hold up wait this girl is a guy

[00:00:54] I tried to get away I said "Well never mind

[00:00:57] Maybe I'll see you some other time"

[00:00:59] But then he grabbed me by my arm

[00:01:01] And told me I couldn't leave

[00:01:02] And said "Hey boy

[00:01:02] You look mighty cute in them jeans "

[00:01:04] This had to be the most

[00:01:05] Embarrassing thing in the world

[00:01:06] My whole neighborhood

[00:01:07] Was watchin me get beat up by a girl

[00:01:08] And when my homeboys came

[00:01:09] They didn't let me explain

[00:01:10] They said "Prince you're a sucker

[00:01:12] You should be ashamed"

[00:01:13] My pride was busted right along with my eye

[00:01:15] Cause my homeboys didn't realize

[00:01:16] That this girl was a guy

[00:01:18] And in retrospect I had to laugh

[00:01:19] I can't believe I didn't notice

[00:01:20] That this girlie had a mustache

[00:01:39] I remember last year

[00:01:41] The day was October 5th

[00:01:42] And my family went away on a weekend ski trip

[00:01:44] And they left $100 and a note by the phone

[00:01:46] That said: 'Don't have any company till we get home'

[00:01:49] No company I'm 18 They must be jokin

[00:01:51] And by 10 my crib was smoking

[00:01:53] All of my friends with their hands in the air

[00:01:56] Screamin party over here party over here

[00:01:58] The party was jammin till at least about 5

[00:02:00] And as my friends were leaving

[00:02:01] They were like "Homes it was live "

[00:02:02] I thought the party was over

[00:02:04] But really was just beginning

[00:02:04] I turned around I thought I was dreamin

[00:02:06] I saw four women

[00:02:07] Dressed in red leather tight to their booties

[00:02:09] I gestured with my index finger: come here cuties

[00:02:11] I tried to be chill I didn't wanna scare em

[00:02:14] I said "Hi my name's the Prince "

[00:02:15] They said "Hi Prince we're your harem"

[00:02:16] I didn't waste time I started shootin the gift

[00:02:18] I said "Y'all the type of girls

[00:02:19] I'd like to spend some time with"

[00:02:20] I walked upstairs my adrenaline was pumpin

[00:02:23] Til one hit me in the head with a lamp or something

[00:02:25] The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead

[00:02:27] With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head

[00:02:29] Of course I was mad

[00:02:30] This type of thing can burn at you

[00:02:32] They tied me up and they

[00:02:33] Were stealin my furniture

[00:02:34] I said "Yo sweetheart

[00:02:35] What's wrong with you

[00:02:36] What kind of stuff is this

[00:02:38] For a nice girl like you to do "

[00:02:39] She turned around and smiled and laughed

[00:02:40] And that's the way that I noticed

[00:02:42] That the girlie had a mustache

[00:02:43] Not four girls four guys

[00:02:46] They were in disguise it was a set up all the time

[00:02:48] I made a complete fool of myself that day

[00:02:49] My parents were pullin up just as the

[00:02:51] U-haul truck was pullin away

[00:02:52] They walked in looked like they seen a ghost

[00:02:54] There I was gagged and bound

[00:02:56] And tied to the bed post

[00:02:57] My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question

[00:02:59] "Son where's the furniture

[00:03:00] And why is your room so messy "

[00:03:01] Obviously Sherlock Holmes hadn't arrived

[00:03:03] I said "What do you think dad

[00:03:05] Maybe we were robbed

[00:03:06] I'm tied up nothing's in one piece

[00:03:08] Let's discuss the facts later

[00:03:09] mom please call the police"

[00:03:10] I wanted to have a party I thought I was clever

[00:03:13] My pop told me I was on punishment forever

[00:03:15] And in retrospect I had to laugh

[00:03:17] I can't believe I didn't notice

[00:03:18] That the girlie had a mustache

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