《The Night Santa Went Crazy》歌词

[00:00:01] The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:00:15] Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
[00:00:20] For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
[00:00:24] When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death
[00:00:28] Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[00:00:32] From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
[00:00:36] Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
[00:00:40] And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
[00:00:44] Merry Christmas to all
[00:00:46] Now you're all gonna die
[00:00:48] The night Santa went crazy
[00:00:52] The night Saint Nick went insane
[00:00:56] Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[00:01:00] Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[00:01:05] Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it
[00:01:09] Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
[00:01:12] And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
[00:01:17] And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
[00:01:21] He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
[00:01:25] And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
[00:01:28] And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
[00:01:32] And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken
[00:01:37] The night Santa went crazy
[00:01:41] The night Kris Kringle went nuts
[00:01:44] Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
[00:01:49] Without stepping in reindeer guts
[00:01:52] There's the National Guard and the FBI
[00:01:59] There's a van from the Eyewitness News
[00:02:03] And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
[00:02:07] And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
[00:02:11] And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why
[00:02:18] My my my my my my
[00:02:21] You used to be such a jolly guy
[00:02:32] Yes Virginia now Santa's doing time
[00:02:36] In a federal prison for his infamous crime
[00:02:40] Hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears
[00:02:44] He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years
[00:02:48] But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
[00:02:52] And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
[00:02:56] And they say Mrs Claus she's on the phone every night
[00:02:59] With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
[00:03:03] They're talkin' 'bout
[00:03:04] The night Santa went crazy
[00:03:08] The night Saint Nicholas flipped
[00:03:12] Broke his back for some milk and cookies
[00:03:16] Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
[00:03:19] Wo-oh the night Santa went crazy
[00:03:24] The night Saint Nick went insane
[00:03:27] Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[00:03:31] Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[00:03:34] Wo-oh something finally must have snapped in his brain
[00:03:38] Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain
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