《My Clingy Girlfriend(Album)》歌词

[00:00:00] My Clingy Girlfriend (Album) - Psychostick

[00:00:16] I met her one day at the grocery store

[00:00:20] She had a jar of pickles

[00:00:22] And ingredients for smores

[00:00:24] I said to her "Smores are sweet but I'm sweeter"

[00:00:27] She laughed and said

[00:00:29] "Sure you are make me a believer"

[00:00:34] Oh smores

[00:00:39] I met her later for a cup of coffee

[00:00:43] Something strange about

[00:00:45] The way that she looked at me

[00:00:47] I took her hand pulled her close

[00:00:49] Then I kissed her

[00:00:51] "Don't ever leave me"

[00:00:52] She said in a creepy whisper

[00:00:58] Oh shit

[00:01:09] My new clingy girlfriend

[00:01:12] Loves to text me all night

[00:01:15] My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of

[00:01:18] Women my friends my dog my Xbox

[00:01:22] All of the above gotta be

[00:01:25] Second to my clingy girlfriend no

[00:01:51] A year goes by and she moves in with me

[00:01:54] My man cave is now pink

[00:01:56] And there are tampons under the sink

[00:01:58] I had a drum set I played but she pawned it

[00:02:02] At her friend's wedding

[00:02:04] She reached for the bouquet and she caught it

[00:02:09] Awkward

[00:02:14] She spends her time looking at wedding dresses

[00:02:18] Rings and cakes and flowers yeah

[00:02:20] She's kind of obsessed

[00:02:22] I think it's time to consider other options

[00:02:26] 'Cause I suspect that

[00:02:28] She's poking holes in the condoms

[00:02:33] Need proof

[00:02:45] My clingy girlfriend loves to text me all night

[00:02:50] My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of

[00:02:54] Women my friends my dog my Xbox

[00:02:57] All of the above gotta be

[00:03:00] Second to my clingy girlfriend no

[00:03:09] I made her a cupcake to soften the blow when

[00:03:13] I told her "I'm not ready

[00:03:15] For this level of commitment"

[00:03:17] She grabbed for a fork

[00:03:19] Then stabbed me in the arm and

[00:03:21] Began to pull my hair out

[00:03:23] While expressing her resentment

[00:03:25] And then she told me she

[00:03:27] Would murder my whole family

[00:03:29] My coworkers and the girl

[00:03:30] Who took my order that day at

[00:03:32] Wendy's then she set the house on fire

[00:03:34] And ran screaming right outside

[00:03:36] And I felt guilty as the flames

[00:03:38] Reflected off her teary eyes

[00:03:41] So I took her back and now she

[00:03:43] Won't let me have my car or

[00:03:46] My dog or my beer or my porn

[00:03:49] My bathroom my guitar

[00:03:51] My pool table my camera

[00:03:53] My iPhone my website

[00:03:55] My Macbook Pro or my iPad

[00:03:57] My vitamins or my coffee maker

[00:03:58] The internet or my waffle iron

[00:04:00] My tools my washer dryer combo

[00:04:02] Riding lawnmower my fuel filter or my PS3

[00:04:05] Or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life