《Fake My Own Death And Go Platinum》歌词

[00:00:01] Well you see

[00:00:27] I wanna sell a million records

[00:00:30] But my music sucks

[00:00:43] So what am I to do

[00:00:46] They say an artist is appreciated after he's dead

[00:00:55] I have no talent but

[00:01:11] I bet that it's still true

[00:01:34] The lyrics all suck and

[00:01:50] The chords are too funky

[00:01:55] We're on a major label

[00:02:17] 'Cause we're just plain lucky

[00:02:36] We sold 4 albums

[00:03:32] To our own mothers

[00:04:18] We have a few supporters

[00:04:31] But there aren't many others

[00:04:40] What if I could live

[00:04:53] If they all would think I'm dead

[00:05:28] Oh just what if I could have my

[00:07:36] Cake and eat it too

[00:07:42] I'd be set for life

[00:08:13] No more struggles no more strife

[00:08:45] Let the money do the talking

[00:09:22] I'm a dead man walking

[00:09:57] Kill myself

[00:10:08] And all our record sales will shoot up

[00:10:42] Like an addict

[00:10:48] Or that poser Eminem

[00:11:40] Make it mystery

[00:12:04] And let them spot me just like Elvis

[00:12:21] It wouldn't matter

[00:12:32] Cause I'd still be dead to them

[00:12:51] I'd simply sit back in

[00:13:03] A house all secluded

[00:13:18] Out in the forest

[00:13:43] Self sufficient

[00:13:51] Pool included

[00:14:04] Let my name take the place of Fred Durst

[00:14:26] I could have it all

[00:14:52] If my label doesn't kill me first