《Pluh》歌词

[00:05:51] Tearin＇ down the road doin＇ ninety

[00:05:51] In my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to

[00:05:51] Get a tank of gas

[00:05:51] I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin＇ for a

[00:05:51] Sucker like me to drive by goin＇ way to fast

[00:05:51] I saw the red and blue in my rear view

[00:05:51] So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder

[00:05:51] Of the road

[00:05:51] He looked at me in the nose and said:

[00:05:51] ＂Son, do you realize your tires are round?＂

[00:05:51] And I said:

[00:05:51] ＂PLUH!＂

[00:05:51] YES, I SAID PLUH!

[00:05:51] Walkin down the streets in my

[00:05:51] Running shoes lookin＇ for a shoestore

[00:05:51] So that I can find myself parking spot

[00:05:51] I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing

[00:05:51] But his boxers

[00:05:51] And a cap that said:

[00:05:51] ＂I like tater tots.＂

[00:05:51] He said something in latin

[00:05:51] That I didn＇t understand

[00:05:51] And I thought the worst until

[00:05:51] He pointed at my wrist

[00:05:51] Then I saw that all he wanted was the time

[00:05:51] So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:

[00:05:51] ＂PLUH!＂

[00:05:51] YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!

[00:05:51] *start pit here*

[00:05:51] If there ever was a word that you heard

[00:05:51] SO ABSURD

[00:05:51] It could take the place of ANYTHING

[00:05:51] That you could say

[00:05:51] Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question

[00:05:51] Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!

[00:05:51] So remember the next time you forget

[00:05:51] What you＇re sayin＇ in the middle of a sentence-

[00:05:51] Don＇t strain your brain to remember the word

[00:05:51] Instead look ＇em right in the nose and

[00:05:51] Tell ＇em that the answer is:

[00:05:51] ＂PLUH!＂