《Two Ton Paperweight》歌词

[00:00:00] My car is a PIECE OF SH*T!

[00:00:03] Wanna drive you off a cliff

[00:00:05] Watch you crash into a ravine

[00:00:06] For the things you did to me, you...

[00:00:08] STUPID CAR!

[00:00:08] I wanna make myself a pipe bomb

[00:00:10] Blow your damn engine back to hell

[00:00:12] Where I know you＇re from.

[00:00:13] Piece of CRAP!

[00:00:14] You aren＇t even worth the tow

[00:00:15] To a junkyard or a place

[00:00:16] Where you＇d sit and lay to waste, I...

[00:00:18] WISH YOU＇D DIE!

[00:00:19] Oh never mind, you always do.

[00:00:21] Could you tell me how much longer it will be

[00:00:22] Until I＇m rid of you?

[00:00:35] I wish that you＇d just get hit by lightning (or something)

[00:00:37] My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy

[00:00:40] I guess I＇m just a sucker with a lemon

[00:00:42] So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

[00:00:45] You leak more than a newborn baby

[00:00:48] I change you oil all the time but still you need some more

[00:00:51] Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors

[00:00:53] Such wondrous variety of problems galore

[00:00:56] Will there be a time

[00:01:00] When I know I can drive

[00:01:02] Without my car breaking down?

[00:01:06] And will I ever see

[00:01:11] It start consistently

[00:01:13] Without the pain and the suffering

[00:01:26] (Stupid f**king car)

[00:01:27] My car is a PIECE OF SH*T!

[00:01:29] I ought to give you a swift kick

[00:01:31] In the muffler, in the tire

[00:01:32] Or where ever I desire you...

[00:01:34] STUPID CAR!

[00:01:35] You never get me very far when

[00:01:37] You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

[00:01:40] PIECE OF CRAP!

[00:01:40] I guess you want a piece of me

[00:01:42] Since you＇re leaving all your pieces

[00:01:43] In the middle of the street

[00:01:45] You heap of JUNK!

[00:01:45] I don＇t know what I＇m gonna do

[00:01:47] I just hope that I don＇t have to take another day of driving you

[00:02:01] I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she＇s dead)

[00:02:04] The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me

[00:02:06] Your miles are approaching seven digits

[00:02:09] May God have mercy on the soul that＇s holding the key

[00:02:12] I＇m guess I＇m just a little angry

[00:02:14] But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.

[00:02:17] You probably think I＇m slightly overreacting

[00:02:20] Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

[00:02:23] Will there be a time

[00:02:27] When I know I can drive

[00:02:29] Without my car breaking down?

[00:02:33] And will I ever see

[00:02:37] It start consistently

[00:02:40] Without the pain and the suffering

[00:02:45] Will there be a time

[00:02:48] When I know I can drive

[00:02:50] Without my car breaking down on me?

[00:02:55] And will I ever see

[00:02:59] It start consistent...

[00:03:09] What the...?

[00:03:19] C＇mon... give me a break!

[00:03:26] Alright... PEICE OF SH*T!!

[00:03:57] DIE!!!!

[00:04:28] AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!