《Ying Yang Friends》歌词

[00:00:00] Ying Yang Friends - T.J. Miller/Bo Burnham

[00:00:03] Ying yang friends

[00:00:04] Ying yang friends

[00:00:04] TJ

[00:00:05] Bo burnham love this dude friends

[00:00:07] Forever right manyea brother

[00:00:08] Ebony and ivory except we both ivory mother f**kers

[00:00:13] Yea man hear that beat that's heavy man that's heavy

[00:00:16] We gotta respect one another I respect his work you all

[00:00:19] Yea respect his family

[00:00:19] Yea I'll respect your families you all

[00:00:21] It's the illest still silliest dr seuss

[00:00:23] I f**k witches b*tches make goody proctor loose

[00:00:26] Yea I went to the zoo and I fisted a goose

[00:00:28] And while my hand was inside it

[00:00:30] I threw up the deuce bruce

[00:00:31] Die hard what're you talking about willis

[00:00:33] I'm the fresh young kid

[00:00:34] You the saggy old phyllis

[00:00:36] Diller kid I'm the DJ killer now I'm

[00:00:38] Passing the mic off to DJ miller what

[00:00:41] It's the silliest illiest illiest dr seuss

[00:00:43] I f**k witches make doctors proctors loose

[00:00:45] I went to the zoo man uhh and fisted a goose man

[00:00:48] When my hand was inside her

[00:00:49] I threw up two fingers die hard

[00:00:50] Uh yo teej those are my rhymes dude

[00:00:52] And stealing my rhymes dude is borderline rude

[00:00:55] What are you talking about man

[00:00:56] What's the deal I mean did the beasty boys

[00:00:58] Do it they

[00:00:58] No the beasty boys emphasize words at the ends of

[00:01:00] Words ok she wearin' I'll do something different

[00:01:04] Okay go here go

[00:01:04] Yo teej that's my rhymes dude

[00:01:07] And stealing my rhythms is borderline rude

[00:01:09] You're joking right that's the same

[00:01:10] No I'm singing that's the chorus it's not hop

[00:01:13] Of course I can sing you sing

[00:01:15] That I sing I said

[00:01:16] I'll give you a word just rhyme just rhyme a word look

[00:01:19] The best duo around ain't no one bigga yea

[00:01:22] I wanna give a shout out to all my niggaaaas

[00:01:24] No dude we can't f**king say that are you serious

[00:01:27] What what you said it yesterday in the car

[00:01:29] I was okay I was singing along

[00:01:31] T1o the song that I enjoy

[00:01:32] Whatever man you said it in the car

[00:01:34] Well

[00:01:34] When you say it in the car you get say it outdoors

[00:01:38] Are you like in one of your moods today or whatever

[00:01:40] Yea mood you know I get it

[00:01:42] I'm always in a mood I'm always off

[00:01:44] Well it seems like alright just please rap disturb

[00:01:46] Oh yea no sure I'll rap I love rapping

[00:01:49] I got so much sadness so much shame

[00:01:51] Because when we go on stage

[00:01:52] They always scream your name

[00:01:53] No look no man no one's leaving you out

[00:01:56] It's just bo bo is easy to shout

[00:01:58] When we share hotel rooms I feel like a creep

[00:02:01] Because I like masturbating while watching you sleep

[00:02:03] Yo that's f**ked up dude man you said bo trust me

[00:02:06] Now I know why all my pillows are crusty

[00:02:08] I'm really really worried and a bit annoyed it seems

[00:02:11] You're sending signals like

[00:02:12] Some f**ked up sigmund freud sh*t

[00:02:13] I'll never be like you you'll always be better

[00:02:15] Yo just wake me up next time we'll jack off together

[00:02:17] What no that's not what I wanna do

[00:02:19] Movie or something

[00:02:20] Come on don't be weird man

[00:02:21] It's just difficult because obviously

[00:02:23] You're the better rapper

[00:02:24] No it's not

[00:02:25] Yea in this situation

[00:02:26] Better is a stupid word it's we balance each other out

[00:02:28] I'm not some special needs kid okay

[00:02:31] No well alright

[00:02:32] Yea there's always one person's better

[00:02:34] Right you're justin timberlake

[00:02:35] I'm the rest of n'sync

[00:02:37] Ying yang friends one two punch

[00:02:38] Hungry still here's some lunch

[00:02:40] We're dodo ring like fodo quasimodo got a hunch

[00:02:42] Mess with us we'll f**k your daughter

[00:02:43] Take her out break her water

[00:02:44] Now tj please make the track even hotter

[00:02:47] I can't because you're the better man

[00:02:49] Everybody likes you and the plan is always your decision

[00:02:52] You're the best look at tj make fun

[00:02:55] Of his sweatervest yea

[00:02:56] When girls wanna sleep with you they talk to me

[00:02:58] Then you tell them hey walk over here with me

[00:03:01] Then you make out with them

[00:03:02] When clearly I was talking to her

[00:03:04] All night at the bar dude she

[00:03:05] Clearly a very attractive you're red head

[00:03:07] Who is into photography

[00:03:09] It seems like you have issues that you need to work out

[00:03:11] Before you step out into the recording studio

[00:03:12] Work them out on my own

[00:03:13] I get it okay

[00:03:15] It's over

[00:03:17] We done here

[00:03:18] Yea we're done

[00:03:20] Don't let the door hit you yea the way that you

[00:03:23] On the time you go out of the yea yea exit

[00:03:28] Hey yoyoyo

[00:03:30] Ying yang friends

[00:03:31] Hahaha

[00:03:32] Do this again

[00:03:32] Friends forever until the end mother f**kers

[00:03:34] See you tomorrow

[00:03:35] Peace