《Miss Macclesfield(Live|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Miss Macclesfield - Macc Lads

[00:00:12] She was the perfect woman

[00:00:14] She was my kind of a bird

[00:00:19] 'Cause she stayed in the kitchen

[00:00:21] And she never said a word

[00:00:26] She had real big tits

[00:00:28] And a lovely slappable arse

[00:00:33] But now she's into barbeques

[00:00:36] And wine bars

[00:00:40] Oh I used to go out with her

[00:00:43] 'Cause she cooked me all me meals

[00:00:47] Then one day she made it big

[00:00:50] When she won Miss Macclesfield

[00:00:59] She married and Italian

[00:01:00] Just 'cause he were posh

[00:01:05] And they honeymooned in Brussles

[00:01:08] And he played a bit of squash

[00:01:12] Next she wed an ale baron

[00:01:15] Who come from Lancashire

[00:01:19] But he wasn't rich

[00:01:21] He was just another Wigan queer

[00:01:25] Oh I used to out with here

[00:01:29] 'Cause she cooked me all me meals

[00:01:31] Miss Macclesfield

[00:01:33] Then one day she made it big

[00:01:36] When she won Miss Macclesfield

[00:01:51] She'll get fed up of buffets

[00:01:53] And one day she'll come back

[00:01:58] 'Cause she knows that

[00:01:59] All the real men live in Macc

[00:02:05] She'll tell me that she loves me

[00:02:06] And she hated livin' with toffs

[00:02:11] So I'll slip her a length

[00:02:13] And then I'll tell her

[00:02:16] F**k off

[00:02:19] I used to go out with her

[00:02:22] 'Cause she cooked a nice bit of grub

[00:02:25] She may have been a beauty queen

[00:02:29] But I'd rather go down the pub

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