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[00:00:11] 啊

[00:00:16] 就是这

[00:00:18] 你说我儿子净整格路事儿

[00:00:20] 让我这当爹的替他相媳妇儿

[00:00:23] 你说现在都啥年代了

[00:00:24] 我这当老人还跟着往里掺和啥劲儿

[00:00:27] 我说不来吧

[00:00:28] 她就跟我来气儿啊

[00:00:30] 那孩子哪点都好就是有点儿驴脾气儿

[00:00:33] 这也不怪他

[00:00:34] 我也在问等一会儿姑娘来了

[00:00:38] 我把信一交

[00:00:40] 就算完事儿到点儿抹完了来早了

[00:00:47] 让我八点到这儿才七点六十上那边溜达溜达

[00:00:58] 哈哈

[00:01:02] 现在的年轻人啊

[00:01:04] 净出那新花样

[00:01:06] 让我这**的替他看对象

[00:01:09] 看就看老丈母娘看姑爷呢

[00:01:12] 也在减

[00:01:15] 对

[00:01:16] 就是这儿

[00:01:18] 你说这人呐

[00:01:19] 这岁数还不算大

[00:01:21] 可这浑身这零件儿都不好使了呢八成啊

[00:01:25] 也该大修了啦

[00:01:31] 哎呀了啊

[00:01:35] 还没来吗

[00:01:38] 姑娘来了

[00:01:45] 嗯

[00:01:46] 不动弹啊

[00:01:49] 看错了

[00:01:51] 左相别休

[00:01:56] 在家像真的似的

[00:02:00] 马活了不好准是我儿子的对象赶紧走

[00:02:06] 站住

[00:02:07] 这小子准是把我当成我姑娘了

[00:02:11] 我得问问

[00:02:14] 我说

[00:02:14] 小伙子小伙子你姓徐对正式

[00:02:22] 我说叫徐子

[00:02:23] 你叫58 了

[00:02:26] 你说不是我这当大姨的一见面就说你大姨啊

[00:02:31] 我是你马大姨你说年轻人搞对象闹也没这么闹的

[00:02:37] 这不差辈儿了吗

[00:02:39] 你说你这年轻人啊

[00:02:40] 咋毛毛愣愣的呢

[00:02:42] 刚一见面就拍拍搭搭的

[00:02:45] 现在咋的啦

[00:02:46] 太少啦

[00:02:48] 快传过来

[00:02:48] 让大姨看看转不过去了

[00:02:51] 快传过来让看看背面儿

[00:02:54] 可惜有话当面讲不跟你讲你看他相看相看那就得香就得看你要是不让我看呢

[00:03:04] 那别说我这老丈母娘到时候不认识你

[00:03:07] 这姑爷妈呀

[00:03:08] 花茶不对

[00:03:13] 嗯哼

[00:03:15] 你是小徐他爹老徐你是小马姑娘

[00:03:20] **老马哈哈哈哈

[00:03:26] 对不起

[00:03:27] 刚才让您吃亏了

[00:03:29] 没事儿

[00:03:30] 就当姐夫和小姨子闹玩

[00:03:38] 你咋这么面熟呢

[00:03:39] 是不

[00:03:41] 我看你有点面慌

[00:03:44] 哎呀

[00:03:48] 徐老蔫儿

[00:03:49] 好像马大哈30 多年没见面儿能搁这儿碰她这么凑巧可怪事了

[00:03:58] 嗯

[00:03:59] 喊声小明是是对

[00:04:03] 妈呀

[00:04:06] 斗啊

[00:04:10] 哎呀

[00:04:19] 哎呀

[00:04:21] 哎呀哎呀老蔫儿啊

[00:04:29] 这一晃都30 多年没见面啦

[00:04:31] 3 1年零俩礼拜

[00:04:35] 那这些年你上哪儿去了上北大荒了吗

[00:04:38] 啥时候回来呀

[00:04:39] 回来好几年了

[00:04:41] 哎呀妈你也没见老啊

[00:04:44] 都五十来岁啦

[00:04:45] 还不见老呢

[00:04:47] 50 多了小头儿长三辆也没咋变样儿呢

[00:04:53] 咋不行事了

[00:04:54] 就这样啊

[00:04:57] 那你说我一瞅着你呀

[00:05:00] 在心里就热乎乎的

[00:05:02] 是啊

[00:05:03] 我没事儿老梦着你真是我不哭

[00:05:07] 我一点儿也不猛

[00:05:09] 你还记得吧

[00:05:10] 嗯

[00:05:10] 小时候嗯

[00:05:11] 笨蛋有一天

[00:05:14] 咱俩下河去摸鱼兔子让河水冲跑了

[00:05:18] 你是怎么回的家

[00:05:19] 圆你记多清了

[00:05:21] 你忘了小时候儿上俺家瓜地偷香瓜吃完了上俺家去搁那玩儿困咯

[00:05:29] 那睡觉把炕都尿了

[00:05:35] 都怪我吗

[00:05:37] 你说的应说咱俩属相不合

[00:05:39] 把咱俩给憋开了

[00:05:40] 要不要不咱早就到了别说了说那是干啥呀

[00:05:47] 上火

[00:05:50] 马丫儿

[00:05:51] 哎呀都多大岁数了还叫人小名儿还不好意思呢

[00:05:56] 这么一叫好像又活回去了

[00:06:02] 浪费了

[00:06:04] 唠会磕做饭

[00:06:19] 打听点儿事儿啊

[00:06:21] 啥事儿啊

[00:06:22] 人家我叫妹夫吧

[00:06:25] 搁哪上班儿呢

[00:06:28] 哎

[00:06:29] 怕咽通气了

[00:06:31] 那建筑工钱也不少

[00:06:32] 挣傻耶啊

[00:06:37] 干啥呢

[00:06:39] 啊

[00:06:40] 拉倒了

[00:06:43] 那你家大嫂在哪上班

[00:06:46] 哎呀

[00:06:46] 他那单位享福了

[00:06:48] 谁也比不上他啥单位呀

[00:06:51] 地下工作者地下工作者

[00:06:55] 然后也给办的了破地方去后悔了吗

[00:07:01] 调不回来了

[00:07:08] 那这些年你是怎么熬过来的

[00:07:12] 当爹又当妈挣钱不敢花白天下地干活累的一身臭汗

[00:07:17] 晚上回到家里还得做菜做饭

[00:07:20] 缝缝补补洗洗涮涮危机打狗赶猪上圈一顿把把孩子都拉扯大了

[00:07:26] 我也就成老豆角子了

[00:07:29] 干蚬子来着

[00:07:31] 你咋样我我我挺好

[00:07:36] 挺好

[00:07:38] 寡妇难事多不用划拉够一车女人面子乃就抹不开照直输就骂人

[00:07:46] 还带懂得人心思捏

[00:07:48] 啥也别说了

[00:07:49] 理解万岁

[00:07:57] 这些年就自个儿过了

[00:08:00] 那不自个儿过咋的

[00:08:01] 没寻思那个琢磨点儿啥事儿

[00:08:09] 这秋后的庄稼掰了棒子格了次就剩杆儿了

[00:08:13] 哪有嘛

[00:08:14] 喜欢喝吗

[00:08:15] 秋苞米红烧更香老蔫儿啊

[00:08:21] 听你这话你好像还有点想法

[00:08:25] 这事儿你说不想那纯牌虎人我寻思这二年日子得好了

[00:08:30] 回乡下种点地儿养点儿小鸡儿收点儿鸡子儿

[00:08:34] 老两口闲着没事儿抽着旱烟喝点茶水扯个闲皮儿嗑点儿瓜子儿有说有笑

[00:08:41] 那有多的

[00:08:44] 谁也不会想着福纯牌250

[00:08:47] 你看越说越来劲儿

[00:08:48] 你别寻思我打了十年

[00:08:50] 光棍就亡了这事儿开放搞活就别嘴头会气儿实打实招儿就得干点儿真事儿

[00:08:58] 这句话你都找到合适的啦

[00:09:00] 找着了谁

[00:09:02] 我告诉你哪嘎达的

[00:09:05] 原来咱那普

[00:09:07] 长得啥样啊

[00:09:08] 长得啊

[00:09:10] 跟你联系真的跟我联系

[00:09:14] 可联系啊

[00:09:17] 那就对了

[00:09:19] 是不是想亲她妈呀

[00:09:20] 拉倒吧

[00:09:21] 小青她爹比我还硬着呢

[00:09:25] 那到底是谁呀

[00:09:26] 可到底谁这大伙儿都听明白了就剩你呢

[00:09:31] 傻样儿

[00:09:33] 傻样儿

[00:09:34] 你这么说也不懂这搞个对象的都知道

[00:09:37] 一般情况下

[00:09:38] 要说出啥样儿吧

[00:09:39] 那都8 0%了

[00:09:42] 啥玩意儿8 0%老蔫儿啊

[00:09:45] 你到底说不说

[00:09:46] 你不说

[00:09:47] 我可走了你看你这费劲劲儿的你看你摘

[00:09:52] 我说

[00:09:53] 说吗

[00:09:54] 不说白不说

[00:09:57] 你玩儿不是当面说的

[00:10:02] 晚上的事儿

[00:10:03] 老蔫儿老蔫儿啊你你说你这事儿整得我一点精神准备都没有啊

[00:10:11] 别整没用的啊

[00:10:11] 准备啥行不行

[00:10:13] 给个痛快话真的行就说行不行就拉倒

[00:10:21] 咱不干那赖皮赖脸的事儿没用

[00:10:23] 扯那干啥呀

[00:10:25] 扯那啥用这些年都坚持过来了

[00:10:30] 快说

[00:10:32] 你别着急啊

[00:10:34] 不着急都冒汗了啥呀

[00:10:41] 啊纪念品呢

[00:10:48] 擦擦汗

[00:10:49] 别整那没用

[00:10:50] 整点干的吧

[00:10:52] 擦啥汗

[00:10:53] 你就说得了行就行不行就拉倒得了呗

[00:10:56] 擦啥呀

[00:10:57] 擦完汗又说不行

[00:10:59] 不白擦可是有点儿害怕呀

[00:11:03] 人啊

[00:11:05] 怕儿女们反对怕大伙儿说三道四的

[00:11:08] 你咋越活越回炫了呢

[00:11:10] 小时候呢精神头儿都哪去了

[00:11:12] 忘没忘

[00:11:13] 小时候儿年轻的时候

[00:11:14] 咱俩老上邻村看电影去

[00:11:17] 有时候回来走到柳树趟你说不敢走完了咱俩你跟我说那些话你那能耐了

[00:11:24] 你还跟别说了那卡到关键地方还给掐了

[00:11:31] 你没听人家说呀

[00:11:32] 说啥小红妈要改嫁

[00:11:35] 而你们又作又闹寻死上吊小红吗

[00:11:38] 一咬牙怎么了

[00:11:40] 差点扒了火车道

[00:11:44] 这些儿女冲牌无逆不孝就行他年轻人打情骂俏

[00:11:48] 连搂带抱老年人就得一个人敢靠

[00:11:56] 不气人

[00:11:58] 不繁荣

[00:12:00] 别生气呀

[00:12:01] 你快说行吗

[00:12:08] 不行

[00:12:08] 我就回去分老蔫儿啊

[00:12:10] 嗯

[00:12:11] 那你说这孩子们真要有个三长两短

[00:12:14] 你说咱上哪早晚得后悔呀去哎

[00:12:17] 你丫一小小你就归爹妈管到老了你这调个儿了

[00:12:21] 又归儿女管你啥前儿能个人承包一段自己说了算了

[00:12:31] 你要劳心命

[00:12:33] 这不行啊

[00:12:36] 那你要真要有这心思

[00:12:39] 你就等着我

[00:12:40] 我高低等给我个准信行吗

[00:12:44] 定下来行吗

[00:12:46] 下辈子

[00:12:48] 咱俩来世再见面吧

[00:12:51] 完了一杆子支到30 00 年了没还了不呢

[00:13:05] 被子啥呀

[00:13:07] 下辈子干啥玩意儿

[00:13:10] 你这车我还跟谁唱歌儿干啥呢

[00:13:16] 哭啥呢

[00:13:17] 我也没说啥不同意就拉倒吧

[00:13:19] 别整那啥别影响不好啊

[00:13:23] 来人成啥事儿了

[00:13:26] 你这一哭我心里也怪不得劲儿的别哭了啊

[00:13:31] 你干啥活儿来警察咋整

[00:13:35] 你说你别哭了啊

[00:13:39] 我这身份证都没带

[00:13:48] 啊

[00:13:50] 啥啥呢

[00:13:53] 嗯

[00:13:54] 你咋还哭了呢

[00:13:55] 我也不整这声你没这品有招儿呢

[00:14:01] 你毒功毒呗啥呀

[00:14:05] 擦擦眼泪擦啥干打雷没下雨

[00:14:13] 干啥有啥哭头

[00:14:15] 谁要哭出点花样也行

[00:14:18] 这家一一老半天

[00:14:20] 连二都没有

[00:14:25] 咱俩干啥来了

[00:14:27] 哎呀

[00:14:27] 对呀

[00:14:29] 那咱不是给孩子相对象来了吗

[00:14:31] 别把张小事儿整耽误了你说你咋这样咱俩成不成不小是吗

[00:14:36] 给我儿子给你闺女信这是我姑娘给你儿子的信

[00:14:40] 这不一样的吗

[00:14:41] 啥皮儿看看孩子心里可别看

[00:14:47] 学习学习呗

[00:14:50] 我看人家信件犯法犯啥法呀

[00:14:53] 但国法呗

[00:14:54] 不懂你分谁的信格让孩子信当父母的看就等于领导审查

[00:15:03] 哎呀

[00:15:05] 我儿子告诉我了说不管你家谁来必须当面看说三遍对呀

[00:15:10] 还是姑娘

[00:15:12] 谁说的那就看吧

[00:15:13] 那还装啥呀

[00:15:20] 怎么不看呢

[00:15:27] 这字写的吗

[00:15:33] 呵呵呵呵

[00:15:42] 心爱的哎呀妈呀

[00:15:44] 这啥话呀

[00:15:46] 孩子真能往上捅词儿

[00:15:53] 妈妈爸爸

[00:15:57] 这个给咱俩写的信

[00:15:58] 嗯

[00:15:58] 有内容往下看

[00:16:03] 二位老人辛苦半辈子

[00:16:06] 为了儿女受尽苦累

[00:16:10] 儿女安排今日相会

[00:16:13] 祝愿二老成双疼疼疼

[00:16:19] 这俩字念啥配对

[00:16:22] 我认得啊

[00:16:31] 老娘啊

[00:16:32] 老娘啊

[00:16:33] 你说你

[00:16:35] 你咋这么坏

[00:16:38] 哎呀我的妈呀

[00:16:39] 这才是我儿子呢

[00:16:41] 知道他爹天天为啥事儿闹心

[00:16:46] 真是的

[00:16:49] 这回咱俩啥啊

[00:16:51] 大家聊哪些事儿

[00:16:52] 你定下来你管咋地

[00:16:53] 你结婚前都上东北吃喜糖啊