《White & Nerdy (Parody of ”Ridin’” by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)》歌词

[00:00:00] White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:07] They see me mowin'

[00:00:09] My front lawn

[00:00:10] I know they're all thinking

[00:00:12] I'm so white n nerdy

[00:00:13] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:15] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:16] Can't you see I'm white n nerdy

[00:00:18] Look at me I'm white n nerdy

[00:00:20] I wanna roll with

[00:00:22] The gangsters

[00:00:24] But so far they all think

[00:00:25] I'm too white n nerdy

[00:00:27] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:28] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:30] I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:32] We really white n nerdy

[00:00:33] First in my class here at MIT

[00:00:35] Got skills I'm a champion at D&D

[00:00:36] MC Escher that's my favorite MC

[00:00:37] Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

[00:00:39] My rims never spin to the contrary

[00:00:41] You'll find that they're quite stationary

[00:00:43] All of my action figures are cherry

[00:00:44] Stephen Hawking's in my library

[00:00:46] My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

[00:00:48] I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

[00:00:50] Yo I know Pi out to a thousand places

[00:00:51] Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

[00:00:53] I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

[00:00:55] I'm a whiz at Minesweeper I can play for days

[00:00:56] Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

[00:00:58] My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

[00:01:00] There's no killer rap I haven't run

[00:01:01] At Pascal well I'm number 1

[00:01:03] Do Vector calculus just for fun

[00:01:04] I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

[00:01:06] Happy Days is my favorite theme song

[00:01:08] I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

[00:01:10] I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

[00:01:11] I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

[00:01:13] They see me roll on my Segway

[00:01:17] I know in my heart they think I'm

[00:01:20] White n nerdy

[00:01:20] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:22] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:24] Can't you see I'm white n nerdy

[00:01:25] Look at me I'm white n nerdy

[00:01:27] I'd like to roll with

[00:01:29] The gangsters

[00:01:31] Although it's apparent I'm too

[00:01:33] White n' nerdy

[00:01:34] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:35] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:37] I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:39] How'd I get so white n nerdy

[00:01:40] I've been browsing inspectin'

[00:01:41] X-men comics you know I collect 'em

[00:01:43] The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em

[00:01:45] My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me

[00:01:47] Bored shopping online for deals on some writable media

[00:01:49] I edit Wikipedia

[00:01:50] I memorized the Holy Grail really well

[00:01:52] I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL

[00:01:53] I got a business doing websites

[00:01:54] When my friends need some code who do they call

[00:01:57] I do HTML do for them all

[00:01:58] Even make a homepage for my dog

[00:02:00] Yo I got myself a fanny pack

[00:02:01] They were having a sale down at the GAP

[00:02:03] Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

[00:02:05] Pop pop Hope no one sees me get freaky

[00:02:07] I'm nerdy in the extreme

[00:02:09] And whiter than sour cream

[00:02:11] I was in AV club and Glee club

[00:02:13] And even the chess team

[00:02:14] Only question I ever thought was hard

[00:02:16] Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard

[00:02:17] I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

[00:02:19] I got my name on my underwear

[00:02:21] They see me strollin'

[00:02:23] They laughin'

[00:02:24] And rollin' their eyes 'cause

[00:02:26] I'm so white n nerdy

[00:02:28] Just because I'm white n nerdy

[00:02:29] Just because I'm white n nerdy

[00:02:30] All because I'm white n nerdy

[00:02:32] Holy cow I'm white n nerdy

[00:02:34] I wanna bowl with

[00:02:36] The gangsters

[00:02:38] But oh well it's obvious I'm

[00:02:40] White n nerdy

[00:02:41] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:02:42] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:02:44] I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:02:46] Look at me I'm white n nerdy