《Generic Blues》歌词

[00:00:00] Generic Blues - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:01] Written by：Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:35] I woke up this morning

[00:00:39] Then I went back to bed

[00:00:45] Said I woke up this morning

[00:00:49] Then I went right back to bed

[00:00:56] Got a funny kind of feelin' like

[00:00:59] I got broken glass in my underwear

[00:01:01] And a herd of wild pigs is

[00:01:03] Trying to chew off my head

[00:01:05] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:01:07] Well I ain't got not money

[00:01:11] I'm just walkin' down the road

[00:01:18] Said I ain't got no money honey

[00:01:22] So I'm just walking down

[00:01:24] This lonely old road

[00:01:29] Well I wish I could get me some money

[00:01:32] But I forgot my automated teller code

[00:01:41] I was born in a paper

[00:01:43] Sack in the bottom of a sewer

[00:01:46] I had to eat dirt clods

[00:01:47] For breakfast my family was so poor

[00:01:52] My daddy was a waitress

[00:01:54] My mama sold bathroom tiles

[00:01:57] My brothers and sisters

[00:01:59] All hated me 'cause I was an only child

[00:02:02] I got the blues so bad woo

[00:02:07] Kinda wish I was dead

[00:02:13] Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama

[00:02:18] Or maybe I'll yeah maybe

[00:02:20] I'll just go bowlin' instead

[00:02:24] I'm just a no good scum

[00:02:26] Sucking nose picking boot

[00:02:28] Licking sniveling groveling

[00:02:29] Worthless hunk of slime

[00:02:36] Nothing but a low down beer

[00:02:37] Bellied bone headed pigeon

[00:02:39] Toed turkey necked weasle

[00:02:40] Faced worthless hunk of slime

[00:02:46] I guess I get a pretty low self image

[00:02:50] Maybe it's a chemical

[00:02:51] Imbalance or something I

[00:02:53] I should probably go

[00:02:54] And see a doctor about it

[00:02:55] When I've got the time

[00:02:57] Make it talk

[00:03:05] Aw make it talk son make it talk

[00:03:25] Ok now make it shut up

[00:03:32] Plagues and famine

[00:03:33] And pestilence always seem to get me down

[00:03:37] I always feel so miserable

[00:03:40] Whenever I'm around

[00:03:43] I wish somebody

[00:03:44] Would come along stick

[00:03:46] A pitchfork through my brain

[00:03:48] I'd flush myself right

[00:03:50] Down the toilet but I'd

[00:03:51] Just clog up the drain

[00:03:53] I got the blues so bad

[00:03:57] Woo

[00:03:59] Kinda wish I was dead

[00:04:04] Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama

[00:04:08] Or maybe I'll go bowling

[00:04:11] Or I just might go bowling

[00:04:14] Maybe I'll just rent

[00:04:14] Some shoes and go bowling

[00:04:16] Maybe I'll join a league

[00:04:17] Enter a tournament put

[00:04:18] On a stupid looking

[00:04:19] Shirt and go bowling instead

[00:04:27] Yeah