《Perform This Way》歌词

[00:00:00] Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

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[00:00:12] My mama told me when I was hatched

[00:00:15] 我妈妈告诉我 当我出生的时候

[00:00:15] Act like a superstar

[00:00:19] 像一个超级巨星

[00:00:19] Save your allowance buy a bubble dress

[00:00:23] 省下你的钱 买泡泡裙

[00:00:23] And someday you will go far

[00:00:27] 某一天你会走远

[00:00:27] Now on red carpets well I'm hard to miss

[00:00:30] 现在在红毯上 我很难过

[00:00:30] The press follows everywhere I go

[00:00:35] 无论我去哪里压力如影随形

[00:00:35] I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this

[00:00:38] 我会给你一个这样的裙子

[00:00:38] Back off and enjoy the show

[00:00:41] 欣赏这场秀

[00:00:41] I'm sure my critics will say it's a

[00:00:44] 我确信我会批评

[00:00:44] Grotesque display

[00:00:45] 这些奇怪的陈设

[00:00:45] Well they can bite me baby

[00:00:47] 亲爱的 它们会伤害我

[00:00:47] I perform this way

[00:00:49] 我这样活着

[00:00:49] I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or

[00:00:51] 我会带着瑞士奶酪

[00:00:51] Maybe covered with bees

[00:00:53] 也许上面会涂上蜂蜜

[00:00:53] It doesn't mean I'm crazy

[00:00:55] 这并不能说明我是个疯子

[00:00:55] I perform this way form this way

[00:00:58] 我表演着不同的节目

[00:00:58] Ooo my little monsters pay

[00:00:59] 我的小怪兽们付钱

[00:00:59] Lots 'cause I perform this way

[00:01:01] 主要是因为我这样表演

[00:01:01] Baby I perform this way form this way

[00:01:05] 亲爱的 我表演不同的节目

[00:01:05] Ooo don't worry I'm okay hey

[00:01:07] 别担心 我很好

[00:01:07] I just perform this way

[00:01:09] 我只是这样表演

[00:01:09] I'm not crazy I perform this way

[00:01:13] 我没有疯 我是这样子的

[00:01:13] I'll be a troll or evil queen

[00:01:15] 我是一个巨人或者是个坏女王

[00:01:15] I'll be a human jelly bean

[00:01:16] 我是个优柔寡断的人

[00:01:16] 'Cause every day is Halloween

[00:01:18] 因为每天都是万圣节

[00:01:18] For me

[00:01:21] 对于我而言

[00:01:21] I'm so completely original

[00:01:24] 我就是我

[00:01:24] My new look is all the rage

[00:01:29] 我的新的行头风靡一时

[00:01:29] I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck

[00:01:31] 我将会伤害自己

[00:01:31] And set fire to myself on stage

[00:01:36] 在舞台上自焚

[00:01:36] I'll wear a porcupine on my head

[00:01:39] 我将会伤害自己

[00:01:39] On a W-H-I-M

[00:01:44] 这是一个幻想

[00:01:44] And for no reason now I'll sing in French

[00:01:47] 没有任何原因 我将用法语唱歌

[00:01:47] Excusez-moi qui a pt

[00:01:51] 对不起

[00:01:51] Got my straight jacket today

[00:01:53] 今天拿到了我的夹克

[00:01:53] It's made of gold lam

[00:01:54] 这是用金色的拉米夫定做的

[00:01:54] No not because I'm crazy

[00:01:57] 不 不是因为我疯了

[00:01:57] I perform this way

[00:01:58] 我这样表演

[00:01:58] I strap my rib to my feet cover

[00:02:01] 我努力表演着

[00:02:01] Myself with raw meat

[00:02:02] 表演着不同的节目

[00:02:02] I'll bet you've never seen

[00:02:04] 我打赌你永远也不会看见

[00:02:04] A skirt steak worn this way

[00:02:06] 穿着这样的裙子

[00:02:06] Don't be offended when you see

[00:02:08] 当你看见了不要感到被冒犯

[00:02:08] My latest pop monstrosity

[00:02:10] 我最近很喜欢变态的东西

[00:02:10] I'm strange weird shocking odd bizarre

[00:02:12] 我是个奇怪的 古怪的人

[00:02:12] I'm Frankenstein I'm Avatar

[00:02:14] 我是奇怪的人

[00:02:14] There's nothing too embarrassing

[00:02:16] 没有什么好尴尬的

[00:02:16] I'll honestly do anything

[00:02:18] 我将尽力做好任何一件事情

[00:02:18] But wear white after Labor Day

[00:02:20] 劳动节后穿上白色的衣服

[00:02:20] 'Cause baby I perform this way

[00:02:22] 因为亲爱的 我这样子表演

[00:02:22] Hope you won't think it's clich

[00:02:23] 希望你不要认为这是陈词滥调

[00:02:23] If I go nude today

[00:02:25] 如果今天我一丝不挂

[00:02:25] Don't call the cops now baby

[00:02:27] 亲爱的 请不要叫警察

[00:02:27] I perform this way

[00:02:29] 这是我的表演

[00:02:29] No reason I should regret

[00:02:31] 毫无缘由我应该会后悔

[00:02:31] All the attention I get

[00:02:33] 我得到的所有关注

[00:02:33] I'm not completely crazy

[00:02:35] 我一点都没疯

[00:02:35] I perform this way yeah

[00:02:37] 这是我的方式

[00:02:37] I perform this way hey

[00:02:38] 这是我的方式

[00:02:38] I perform this way hey

[00:02:40] 这是我的方式

[00:02:40] I'm always deviating from

[00:02:43] 我一直想逃脱

[00:02:43] The norm this way hey

[00:02:45] 逃脱世俗

[00:02:45] I perform this way hey

[00:02:46] 这是我的表演

[00:02:46] I perform this way hey

[00:02:48] 这是我的表演

[00:02:48] I'm really not insane

[00:02:50] 我真的不是神经病

[00:02:50] I just perform this way hey

[00:02:55] 我只是这样子的人