《第035集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 铁罗汉

[00:00:01] 窦蹲

[00:00:02] 再次立错

[00:00:04] 毕凤莲

[00:00:06] 真是钱压奴背

[00:00:09] 手一压当行人

[00:00:12] 在场的人无不挑大旨称赞

[00:00:17] 这个称赞呢

[00:00:19] 不仅说窦尔敦能耐大

[00:00:22] 而是窦尔敦有容人之量

[00:00:25] 头一样

[00:00:27] 拿跳油锅的事儿来说

[00:00:30] 毕凤莲不敢应战

[00:00:32] 窦尔敦就放了他一把

[00:00:36] 第二样

[00:00:37] 毕凤莲倒地

[00:00:39] 窦尔敦并没有赶尽杀绝

[00:00:44] 所以大伙儿都赞成这样的

[00:00:47] 尽管如此

[00:00:50] 对头的冤家

[00:00:52] 你也不能公然站在窦墩一方啊

[00:00:56] 毕凤莲走了

[00:00:58] 也不能冷场啊

[00:01:01] 都是顿问

[00:01:03] 哪一位想跟我比

[00:01:06] 在下奉陪

[00:01:09] 哪一位

[00:01:11] 连问了三遍

[00:01:13] 无人应战

[00:01:16] 赖九成一看

[00:01:17] 哎哟

[00:01:18] 可苦了

[00:01:19] 可毁了

[00:01:21] 可糟了

[00:01:22] 可完了

[00:01:25] 这还没到九月初一正式比武呢

[00:01:29] 现在就冷场

[00:01:31] 到了关键的时候怎么办呢

[00:01:35] 他有心过去

[00:01:37] 可是中了三纵

[00:01:38] 没敢

[00:01:40] 他准知道

[00:01:42] 他这两下子白给呀

[00:01:46] 赖九成走出来

[00:01:48] 冲着四外一抱拳

[00:01:51] 然后来到三位老当家的面前

[00:01:55] 都要哭了

[00:01:56] 哎

[00:01:58] 我说各位啊

[00:02:01] 这个养兵千日

[00:02:03] 用在一时啊

[00:02:06] 眼见铁罗汉窦蹲如此猖狂

[00:02:10] 我们无人应战

[00:02:13] 这

[00:02:13] 这这

[00:02:14] 交代不下去吧

[00:02:17] 我赖九成是交朋友的人呢

[00:02:20] 我把各位请来

[00:02:22] 就像恭敬老祖宗似的那么恭敬

[00:02:26] 难道说众位看我的哈哈笑不成吗

[00:02:30] 诶

[00:02:31] 我三位老当家的

[00:02:33] 你们得说话呀

[00:02:35] 你们要再不言语

[00:02:37] 我

[00:02:39] 下话

[00:02:40] 他没说

[00:02:41] 意思我干嘛呀

[00:02:42] 我就碰死在众人面前

[00:02:46] 还真没脸活着

[00:02:48] 哎呀

[00:02:50] 这三位老当家的

[00:02:52] 一个超然

[00:02:54] 一个陆青

[00:02:56] 一个张道陵

[00:02:58] 这仨人都没言语

[00:03:00] 为什么呢

[00:03:01] 还那句话

[00:03:02] 各揣心腹事

[00:03:05] 尽在不言中

[00:03:07] 超然

[00:03:09] 跟他徒弟华文龙

[00:03:11] 是一回事

[00:03:13] 他本来就想看

[00:03:15] 哈哈笑

[00:03:16] 让他们两败俱伤

[00:03:19] 从中渔利

[00:03:21] 老实说

[00:03:22] 他也喜欢上豆墩了

[00:03:25] 他也想把豆都拉过来

[00:03:28] 成为自己的左膀右臂

[00:03:31] 为将来独霸山东打下基础

[00:03:34] 自然

[00:03:35] 他不言语

[00:03:38] 至于陆远泰这三尺地灵魔

[00:03:44] 他怎么想的

[00:03:45] 他看了窦敦的武艺了

[00:03:49] 他心里说

[00:03:50] 不错

[00:03:52] 以他的年岁来说

[00:03:54] 这就不含糊

[00:03:56] 但是跟我没法比

[00:03:58] 我一伸手

[00:04:00] 五毒掌准叫他准死无疑

[00:04:04] 哎呀

[00:04:05] 不过他觉着自己挺了不起

[00:04:07] 我贸然就伸手

[00:04:09] 有失身份

[00:04:11] 现在还没到火候

[00:04:13] 我还不能伸手

[00:04:15] 因此

[00:04:16] 他不言语

[00:04:18] 这个老道飞天蜈蚣张大龄呢

[00:04:22] 刚来

[00:04:23] 一开始不摸门

[00:04:26] 可现在一看

[00:04:28] 这赖九成都带哭腔了

[00:04:31] 问到鼻子底下了

[00:04:33] 再不说话呀

[00:04:35] 交代不下去了

[00:04:38] 张大龄说话

[00:04:40] 无量天尊

[00:04:43] 宗彪是

[00:04:44] 不必为难

[00:04:46] 并非我等惧怕窦尔敦

[00:04:50] 这个有些内情啊

[00:04:52] 你还不清楚

[00:04:54] 既然如此

[00:04:56] 贫道耗财买脸

[00:04:58] 我就会他一会

[00:05:03] 张道陵这一说这话

[00:05:06] 华文荣心里头一翻个

[00:05:09] 因为他知道

[00:05:11] 张道陵并非等闲之辈

[00:05:14] 独霸玉皇顶

[00:05:15] 独树一帜

[00:05:16] 自成一派

[00:05:18] 尤其这个妖道

[00:05:20] 善打暗器

[00:05:22] 他这暗器是百发百中

[00:05:24] 相不虚发

[00:05:26] 而且他打的暗器都带毒的

[00:05:29] 见血封喉

[00:05:31] 是准死无疑

[00:05:34] 要怎么叫飞天蜈蚣呢

[00:05:37] 他的轻功也相当出众

[00:05:40] 他是剑客的身份

[00:05:42] 他要露面可够逗顿的抢

[00:05:47] 这老道来到窦尔敦近前

[00:05:51] 无量天尊

[00:05:53] 都蹲呐

[00:05:54] 来来来来来

[00:05:56] 贫道陪你走几趟

[00:06:01] 窦尔敦一看

[00:06:02] 面前站着个高大的出家道人

[00:06:06] 九梁道

[00:06:07] 金铜簪

[00:06:08] 别顶身穿道袍

[00:06:11] 往脸上一看

[00:06:13] 真难看

[00:06:14] 这张大驴脸

[00:06:17] 小豆

[00:06:18] 主子眼睛

[00:06:19] 在面前一站

[00:06:20] 跟那黄鼠狼的成精差不多少

[00:06:25] 背后背着皮囊

[00:06:27] 手拿着拂尘

[00:06:29] 这边还挎着双剑

[00:06:32] 窦东看吧

[00:06:33] 多时不认识

[00:06:36] 请问县长尊姓大名

[00:06:40] 仙乡何处

[00:06:42] 哦

[00:06:43] 对

[00:06:44] 对

[00:06:44] 对

[00:06:44] 我还没介绍呢

[00:06:47] 贫道自有出家玉皇顶

[00:06:51] 江湖人称飞天蜈蚣

[00:06:54] 娘家姓张

[00:06:56] 我叫张道陵啊

[00:07:00] 长到零

[00:07:03] 窦尔敦

[00:07:04] 听说过

[00:07:05] 谁说过上官元婴

[00:07:08] 科特朗都向他介绍过

[00:07:11] 说兄弟你到了山东

[00:07:13] 有些名人我们得向你做一个介绍

[00:07:16] 你好做到心里头有数

[00:07:18] 其中就提到张道陵

[00:07:21] 说他的功夫如何如何了得

[00:07:23] 特别是暗器出众

[00:07:25] 往后见着这个人

[00:07:27] 你多加谨慎

[00:07:29] 没想到今儿个见着了

[00:07:32] 窦尔敦并非是怕他呀

[00:07:35] 听罢之后

[00:07:36] 点了点头

[00:07:37] 哦

[00:07:38] 闹了半天

[00:07:39] 是前辈

[00:07:41] 既然前辈捧场

[00:07:43] 我窦顿奉陪就是

[00:07:46] 呵呵

[00:07:49] 都尔顿呐

[00:07:51] 你跟毕凤莲交手

[00:07:53] 贫道看的清楚

[00:07:56] 你们两个打赌

[00:07:57] 我也听得明白

[00:07:59] 都是盾

[00:08:01] 贫道问你

[00:08:02] 如果你不是我的对手

[00:08:05] 这油锅

[00:08:07] 你跳不跳啊

[00:08:10] 就是蹲一孝

[00:08:12] 县长放心

[00:08:14] 我窦尔敦向来说话算数

[00:08:17] 不光是跟您伸手

[00:08:19] 在场的哪位都算

[00:08:22] 只要把我赢了

[00:08:23] 我跳油锅自杀

[00:08:26] 好

[00:08:26] 痛快痛快

[00:08:29] 窦尔敦就问

[00:08:31] 那么县长不是我的对手

[00:08:33] 我侥幸把你赢了

[00:08:35] 你怎么办呢

[00:08:40] 哦

[00:08:41] 你还将我一军

[00:08:43] 用不着贫道

[00:08:45] 如果败在你的手下

[00:08:47] 自然要跳油锅

[00:08:50] 我是绝不食言呢

[00:08:52] 好

[00:08:53] 那咱就一言为定

[00:08:56] 再看张德陵

[00:08:58] 把拂尘卷了卷

[00:09:00] 放在旁边

[00:09:02] 长大的道袍也宽掉了

[00:09:05] 里边一身短道服

[00:09:08] 收拾的是干净利落呀

[00:09:11] 把双臂一摇

[00:09:12] 亮出门户

[00:09:14] 姓窦的

[00:09:16] 你先进招吧

[00:09:20] 窦敦刷刷刷也亮出门户

[00:09:23] 使出36 路达摩式

[00:09:28] 在场的人一看

[00:09:29] 这叫逐步升级呀

[00:09:33] 这老道是剑客的身份

[00:09:37] 他跟窦尔敦伸手

[00:09:39] 谁胜谁负呢

[00:09:42] 窦尔敦能耐再大

[00:09:44] 能胜得了飞天蜈蚣吗

[00:09:47] 大伙儿心里头都在纳闷儿

[00:09:52] 闪电昆仑子

[00:09:54] 华文龙在旁边

[00:09:56] 屁豆墩捏着一把汗

[00:09:59] 心说呀

[00:10:00] 这我可不好说

[00:10:02] 究竟窦尔敦能不能胜得了飞天蜈蚣

[00:10:06] 心里没底

[00:10:08] 但他心里是向着窦顿的

[00:10:10] 忽然

[00:10:11] 他想起一件事来

[00:10:14] 华文龙大喊了一声

[00:10:16] 先别打

[00:10:17] 先别打

[00:10:18] 我说两句

[00:10:20] 他迈步来到两个人的中间

[00:10:23] 冲着窦敦

[00:10:25] 和飞天蜈蚣一抱拳

[00:10:27] 二位稍候

[00:10:29] 二位稍后

[00:10:30] 我把话说明白

[00:10:33] 今天

[00:10:34] 真是大喜的日子

[00:10:37] 英雄会好汉

[00:10:40] 好汉斗英雄

[00:10:42] 使我等眼界大开

[00:10:46] 我长了不少的知识

[00:10:48] 学到了许多本事

[00:10:51] 我要说什么呢

[00:10:53] 我就是说

[00:10:55] 你们二位要施展真实的本领

[00:11:00] 真实的本领

[00:11:01] 就是真功夫

[00:11:03] 包括软功夫

[00:11:05] 硬功夫

[00:11:08] 诶怎么的都行

[00:11:09] 唯独有一样

[00:11:12] 我希望二位别使暗器

[00:11:16] 暗箭伤人不光彩

[00:11:19] 扔零碎迎人

[00:11:21] 算得了什么能耐呢

[00:11:23] 我说

[00:11:24] 铁罗汉

[00:11:24] 你千万不准使用暗器

[00:11:28] 你要是用这招把人家赢了可不算

[00:11:31] 转回身问张大龄

[00:11:34] 我说县长

[00:11:35] 你说是吗

[00:11:36] 暗箭伤人算什么英雄啊

[00:11:38] 雕虫小技

[00:11:40] 摆不到台面上

[00:11:42] 您说是吗

[00:11:43] 我俩的

[00:11:46] 张大龄气得鼻子都歪了

[00:11:49] 心说

[00:11:50] 华文龙

[00:11:50] 你是哪头的

[00:11:52] 我擅长的就是打暗器呀

[00:11:55] 你这几句话好吗

[00:11:58] 给封死了

[00:11:59] 我这暗器等于没用了

[00:12:02] 要凭真本事叫我赢窦尔敦

[00:12:05] 我心里可没底呀

[00:12:08] 但是当着这么多人的面前

[00:12:11] 你

[00:12:11] 你怎么说

[00:12:12] 你说不

[00:12:13] 我非是暗器

[00:12:15] 这话说不出啊

[00:12:18] 老道这脸一红一白的

[00:12:20] 诶

[00:12:21] 我无量寿佛

[00:12:25] 好

[00:12:26] 好

[00:12:26] 好

[00:12:26] 好

[00:12:27] 少派主说的明白

[00:12:30] 既然如此

[00:12:31] 就不使用暗器

[00:12:36] 他是咬着后槽牙

[00:12:38] 强弩着劲儿说出这几个字的

[00:12:41] 窦尔敦心里高兴

[00:12:43] 兜敦什么都会

[00:12:45] 就不会暗器

[00:12:47] 心里头明白

[00:12:49] 华文龙给自己帮了忙了

[00:12:53] 窦尔敦一抱拳

[00:12:54] 少派主说的好

[00:12:57] 我窦尔敦一定不识暗器

[00:13:01] 其实窦尔敦根本就不会

[00:13:04] 乐得河水不洗船呢

[00:13:07] 双方表了态了

[00:13:10] 华文龙点了点头

[00:13:11] 好

[00:13:12] 我不耽误二位

[00:13:14] 说着话将身撤到一旁

[00:13:18] 这飞天武功气得心头突突直跳

[00:13:23] 心说

[00:13:24] 我就不使暗器

[00:13:26] 我就赢不了个窦尔敦

[00:13:28] 我闯荡江湖六七十年呢

[00:13:32] 我凭经验

[00:13:33] 我也得赢了啊

[00:13:36] 想到这儿

[00:13:37] 袖面高挽

[00:13:38] 两个人四目相视

[00:13:41] 开始动手

[00:13:43] 他们俩动手啊

[00:13:45] 谁也不先发招

[00:13:47] 身形转动

[00:13:49] 就听脚底下抓抓抓抓

[00:13:54] 两人四条绑背

[00:13:56] 来回变换架势

[00:13:59] 谁也不敢轻易发招啊

[00:14:02] 窦尔敦心里清楚

[00:14:04] 飞天蜈蚣

[00:14:05] 那叫剑客

[00:14:07] 此人名声在外

[00:14:11] 因此

[00:14:11] 看官定是封住门户

[00:14:15] 又采取以逸待劳

[00:14:19] 窦尔敦从现在开始

[00:14:21] 往后从来打仗不嫌发招

[00:14:27] 就等着别人先打他

[00:14:29] 然后他再还击

[00:14:32] 你别看张大龄这么大的年纪了

[00:14:35] 闯荡江湖这么多年了

[00:14:37] 还真有点沉不住气

[00:14:39] 两个人转来转去

[00:14:42] 转去转来

[00:14:43] 老道心中暗想

[00:14:45] 这豆子你想干什么

[00:14:48] 光跟我打磨磨

[00:14:50] 你不进招哦

[00:14:51] 等我发招呢啊

[00:14:53] 发招就发招

[00:14:55] 我还惧你不成吗

[00:14:58] 老道沉不住气了

[00:15:00] 冷不丁往前一纵

[00:15:02] 哎

[00:15:03] 使了一掌

[00:15:04] 叫单掌开碑

[00:15:07] 奔窦尔敦面门皮来

[00:15:11] 窦尔敦一不躲二不闪

[00:15:13] 双臂交叉着往上一迎

[00:15:18] 这叫双脚掌

[00:15:19] 就像那剪子一样

[00:15:21] 剪他的腕子

[00:15:23] 老道赶紧撤掌

[00:15:25] 转身

[00:15:26] 左手一探

[00:15:28] 猛扣窦军的软肋

[00:15:31] 窦尔敦往旁边一闪

[00:15:33] 把这一招躲开

[00:15:35] 两个人插招换式

[00:15:37] 就站在一处

[00:15:40] 明眼人看的清楚

[00:15:42] 他们俩这一打呀

[00:15:45] 比那毕凤莲跟窦尔顿打又生机了

[00:15:50] 可见窦尔敦有潜力啊

[00:15:53] 啊

[00:15:53] 轻易的不倒了箱底

[00:15:56] 见什么人

[00:15:57] 使什么招

[00:15:59] 因此

[00:16:00] 两个人打了个势均力敌

[00:16:02] 难分胜负

[00:16:06] 满院的人屏息凝神

[00:16:09] 瞪眼看着

[00:16:10] 打来打去

[00:16:12] 打斗到70 回合

[00:16:14] 依然未分出胜负

[00:16:17] 就见窦尔敦虚晃一招

[00:16:19] 跳出圈外

[00:16:20] 慢

[00:16:23] 张道陵一看

[00:16:24] 正好

[00:16:26] 利用这机会我喘喘气

[00:16:28] 歇会儿

[00:16:29] 哎

[00:16:31] 刀端因何不战

[00:16:35] 前辈

[00:16:37] 你的决议我已经领教过了

[00:16:40] 我长了不少的学问啊

[00:16:43] 学到了不少的东西

[00:16:44] 我看县长到此为止吧

[00:16:48] 不必再往下打了

[00:16:51] 为什么

[00:16:53] 点到为止

[00:16:55] 何必非分出胜负呢

[00:16:58] 哎呀

[00:16:59] 都对

[00:17:01] 这一说

[00:17:02] 你惧怕贫道了

[00:17:03] 莫非你要跳油锅不成

[00:17:06] 我跟你完不了

[00:17:10] 赖九成利用这个机会过来了

[00:17:13] 县长先喘喘气儿再比

[00:17:16] 未尝不可

[00:17:17] 来呀

[00:17:18] 把水端过来

[00:17:20] 让他们二位每人先润润嗓子

[00:17:25] 张道陵在喝水的时候

[00:17:29] 赖九成凑过来了

[00:17:31] 赖九成啊

[00:17:33] 对话

[00:17:34] 文荣十分不满

[00:17:37] 话文中说那些话

[00:17:39] 他听着跟吃了蝇子差不多少

[00:17:43] 他利用这个机会偷着

[00:17:46] 跟飞天蜈蚣说

[00:17:48] 前辈

[00:17:50] 再伸手的手

[00:17:52] 别溜客气

[00:17:54] 你这心眼灵活点儿

[00:17:56] 该使零碎就使零碎

[00:17:59] 无论如何

[00:18:00] 要把对方置于死地才是

[00:18:03] 哦

[00:18:04] 哦

[00:18:04] 哦

[00:18:04] 哦

[00:18:07] 张大龄

[00:18:07] 明白了

[00:18:09] 赖九成的意思

[00:18:11] 叫他使用暗器

[00:18:13] 这老道何尝不乐意

[00:18:15] 只是叫华文龙几句话给堵死了

[00:18:18] 他心中暗想

[00:18:20] 既然赖九成同意他支持我

[00:18:24] 我留着暗器干什么

[00:18:27] 看这意思

[00:18:28] 凭着真本事

[00:18:30] 我也万难取胜

[00:18:32] 嘿

[00:18:33] 不毒不狠非丈夫

[00:18:36] 我宁愿以说话不算数

[00:18:39] 我也不愿跳油锅

[00:18:41] 那滋味

[00:18:42] 受不了啊

[00:18:43] 老道就打定主意了

[00:18:46] 喝完了水之后

[00:18:47] 兜蹲也喘了口气

[00:18:50] 两人二次伸手动物

[00:18:58] 又打斗了30 多个回合

[00:19:02] 飞天蜈蚣一看

[00:19:03] 差不多了

[00:19:04] 我该伸手了

[00:19:06] 再看他

[00:19:07] 冷不丁的一转身

[00:19:09] 哎

[00:19:11] 干嘛呀

[00:19:12] 手底下玩活呢

[00:19:15] 一伸手

[00:19:16] 在皮囊里头拽出五毒莲花

[00:19:22] 那位说

[00:19:23] 什么叫五毒莲花呀

[00:19:25] 是一种器械

[00:19:27] 这完长七寸

[00:19:31] 头前莲花瓣

[00:19:32] 后头莲花杆

[00:19:35] 瞅着小巧玲珑

[00:19:36] 十分可爱

[00:19:38] 这里边儿暗藏埋伏

[00:19:41] 用手一摁

[00:19:43] 崩簧莲花瓣就张开了

[00:19:46] 能打出五颗毒莲子

[00:19:50] 你这名儿好听

[00:19:52] 什么叫独莲子

[00:19:54] 就是射出五颗弹丸

[00:19:57] 那弹丸是细长型的

[00:20:00] 头前儿带尖儿

[00:20:01] 都用毒药喂它

[00:20:05] 如果打一颗也可以

[00:20:07] 同时打五颗也可以

[00:20:11] 这全在掌握上头

[00:20:14] 只要沾到肉上

[00:20:16] 一见血

[00:20:17] 对方是准死无疑呀

[00:20:22] 这个老道怎么会这招呢

[00:20:24] 说起来还有一段小插曲

[00:20:28] 说这个人坏

[00:20:31] 不一定一辈子都做坏事

[00:20:33] 说这个人是个好人

[00:20:36] 也不一定一辈子都做好事

[00:20:41] 张德龄就是这样的人

[00:20:43] 在数年前呢

[00:20:45] 还救了个外国人

[00:20:48] 据说这个洋人是荷兰人

[00:20:52] 闹了重病

[00:20:53] 住在玉皇顶了

[00:20:56] 张道陵动了恻隐之心

[00:20:59] 床前床下的四凤

[00:21:02] 后来把这荷兰人呢

[00:21:05] 给救活了

[00:21:07] 这荷兰人感恩戴德呀

[00:21:10] 不知道怎么报答好了

[00:21:14] 通过谈心

[00:21:16] 老道才知道这个洋人

[00:21:19] 是个铁匠出身

[00:21:21] 手艺相当出众

[00:21:24] 能打造出各种各样的器械

[00:21:28] 所以呢

[00:21:29] 这张道陵就求他

[00:21:31] 你能不能给我打造一种暗器

[00:21:34] 我画图

[00:21:36] 你按图上打

[00:21:39] 这洋人还真聪明

[00:21:42] 利用半年的时间

[00:21:44] 打出五毒莲花

[00:21:47] 诶这玩意儿打完之后小巧玲珑

[00:21:50] 后来经过使用啊

[00:21:53] 有些不太合适

[00:21:55] 张大龄又提出新要求

[00:21:58] 洋人又修改

[00:22:00] 又经过半年时间

[00:22:02] 这才完成

[00:22:04] 后来两个人分手了

[00:22:07] 荷兰人走了

[00:22:09] 张道陵就得了一件特殊的暗器

[00:22:13] 他在五毒莲花上可下了功夫了

[00:22:17] 日夜不停的练呢

[00:22:19] 可以说白天打箭靶

[00:22:21] 夜晚打相

[00:22:22] 头相无虚发可以打

[00:22:26] 单发可以五个同时打出去

[00:22:29] 只要一扣扳筋

[00:22:31] 一摁崩簧

[00:22:33] 啊啪

[00:22:33] 这东西打出去准见响

[00:22:38] 另外

[00:22:39] 张大龄呢

[00:22:40] 平常的时候他不使用

[00:22:43] 毕竟他是剑客的身份

[00:22:46] 这玩意儿留在关键的时候使唤

[00:22:51] 你别看他带着暗器

[00:22:53] 平常很少动用

[00:22:55] 今儿个到了关键时刻了

[00:22:59] 他真败在窦尔敦手下

[00:23:01] 他得跳油锅呀

[00:23:02] 谁不怕死啊

[00:23:05] 他心说

[00:23:06] 虽然有言在先

[00:23:08] 不是暗器

[00:23:10] 但是我就使了

[00:23:12] 你能把我怎么的

[00:23:14] 起码我能保住我的性命

[00:23:17] 因此要下棋

[00:23:19] 毒手