《Canadian Idiot (Parody of ”American Idiot” by Green Day)》歌词

[00:00:00] Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day) - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:10] Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

[00:00:16] Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut

[00:00:21] And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead

[00:00:26] I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

[00:00:31] They all live on donuts and moose meat

[00:00:33] And they leave the house without packin' heat

[00:00:36] Never even bring their guns to the mall

[00:00:42] And you know what else is too funny

[00:00:44] Their stupid monopoly money

[00:00:47] Can't take 'em seriously at all

[00:00:57] Well maple syrup and snow's what they export

[00:01:02] They treat curling just like it's a real sport

[00:01:07] They think their silly accent is so cute

[00:01:12] Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot

[00:01:18] Sure they got their national health care

[00:01:20] Cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air

[00:01:23] Then again well they got Celine Dion

[00:01:28] Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni

[00:01:30] And dream of driving a Zamboni

[00:01:33] All over Saskatchewan

[00:01:41] Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

[00:01:43] Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius

[00:01:46] See the map they're hovering right over us

[00:01:48] Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

[00:01:51] Always hear the same kind of story

[00:01:53] Break their nose and they'll just say sorry

[00:01:56] Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite

[00:02:01] It's gotta mean they're all up to something

[00:02:04] So quick before they see it coming

[00:02:07] Time for a preemptive strike