《The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of ”American Pie”)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie") - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:00] Written by：Don McLean/Al Yankovic

[00:00:00] A long long time ago

[00:00:03] In a galaxy far away

[00:00:06] Naboo was under an attack

[00:00:10] And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

[00:00:13] Could talk the Federation into

[00:00:16] Maybe cutting them a little slack

[00:00:21] But their response it didn't thrill us

[00:00:24] They locked the doors and tried to kill us

[00:00:27] We escaped from that gas

[00:00:30] Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

[00:00:34] We took a bongo from the scene

[00:00:36] And we went to Theed to see the Queen

[00:00:40] We all wound up on Tatooine

[00:00:45] That's where we found this boy

[00:00:51] Oh

[00:00:52] My my this here Anakin guy

[00:00:55] May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

[00:01:00] And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

[00:01:04] Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[00:01:09] Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[00:01:15] Did you know this junkyard slave

[00:01:17] Isn't even old enough to shave

[00:01:21] But he can use the Force they say

[00:01:25] Ah do you see him hitting on the queen

[00:01:29] Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

[00:01:32] Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday

[00:01:38] Well I know he built C-3PO

[00:01:42] And I've heard how fast his pod can go

[00:01:46] And we were broke it's true

[00:01:48] So we made a wager or two

[00:01:52] He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

[00:01:55] And the minute Jabba started off that race

[00:01:59] Well I knew who would win first place

[00:02:02] Oh yes it was our boy

[00:02:07] We started singin'

[00:02:09] My my this here Anakin guy

[00:02:12] May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

[00:02:15] And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

[00:02:18] Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[00:02:22] Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[00:02:27] Now we finally got to Coruscant

[00:02:31] The Jedi Council we knew would want

[00:02:34] To see how good the boy could be

[00:02:39] So we took him there and we told the tale

[00:02:42] How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

[00:02:46] And he might fulfill that prophecy

[00:02:52] Oh the Council was impressed of course

[00:02:56] Could he bring balance to the Force

[00:02:59] They interviewed the kid

[00:03:03] Oh training they forbid

[00:03:06] Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

[00:03:09] And Qui-Gon said now listen here

[00:03:13] Just stick it in your pointy ear

[00:03:16] I still will teach this boy

[00:03:22] He was singin'

[00:03:23] My my this here Anakin guy

[00:03:26] May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

[00:03:29] And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

[00:03:33] Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[00:03:37] Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[00:03:42] We caught a ride back to Naboo

[00:03:45] Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

[00:03:48] I frankly would've liked to stay

[00:03:53] We all fought in that epic war

[00:03:55] And it wasn't long at all before

[00:03:59] Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

[00:04:05] And in the end some Gunguns died

[00:04:09] Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

[00:04:12] A lot of folks were croakin'

[00:04:15] The battle droids were broken

[00:04:19] And the Jedi I admire most

[00:04:22] Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

[00:04:26] Well I'm still here and he's a ghost

[00:04:30] I guess I'll train this boy

[00:04:36] And I was singin'

[00:04:38] My my this here Anakin guy

[00:04:42] May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

[00:04:47] And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

[00:04:52] Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[00:04:57] Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

[00:05:02] We were singin'

[00:05:04] My my this here Anakin guy

[00:05:08] May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

[00:05:12] And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

[00:05:17] Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi