《I Lost on Jeopardy》歌词

[00:00:00] I Lost On Jeopardy - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:10] Oh-oh-oh-oh

[00:00:19] I was there to match my intellect on national tv

[00:00:27] Against a plumber oh and an architect both with a Phd

[00:00:35] I was tense I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night

[00:00:44] Art Fleming gave the answers

[00:00:48] Oh but I couldn't get the questions right -ight -ight

[00:00:52] I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

[00:01:01] I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

[00:01:09] Well I knew I was in trouble now

[00:01:15] My hope of winning sank

[00:01:18] Oh 'cause I got the Daily Double now

[00:01:23] And then my mind went blank

[00:01:26] I took Potpourri for one hundred

[00:01:31] And then my head started to spin

[00:01:35] Well I'm givin' up Don Pardo

[00:01:40] Just tell me now what I didn't win yeah yeah

[00:01:43] I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

[00:01:52] I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

[00:02:02] That's right Al

[00:02:03] You lost

[00:02:04] And let me tell you what you didn't win a twenty volume set of the

[00:02:08] Encyclopedia International a case of Turtle Wax

[00:02:11] And a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco Treat

[00:02:15] But that's not all

[00:02:16] You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people

[00:02:20] You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come

[00:02:25] You don't get to come back tomorrow

[00:02:27] You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game

[00:02:30] You're a complete loser

[00:02:34] Don't know what I was thinkin' of

[00:02:38] I guess I just wasn't too bright

[00:02:43] Well I sure hope I do better

[00:02:47] Next weekend on The Price Is Right -ight -ight

[00:02:51] I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

[00:03:00] I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

[00:03:08] I lost on Jeopardy baby