《Amish Paradise (Parody of ”Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio)》歌词

[00:00:00] Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:01] Written by：Artis Ivey Jr./Larry Sanders/Douglas Rasheed/Stevie Wonder/Al Yankovic

[00:00:11] As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

[00:00:14] I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

[00:00:17] But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

[00:00:20] You know I shun fancy things like electricity

[00:00:23] At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows

[00:00:26] Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool

[00:00:29] And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that

[00:00:32] Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

[00:00:35] I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline

[00:00:37] Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

[00:00:40] But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine

[00:00:43] Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

[00:00:47] We been spending most our lives

[00:00:49] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:00:53] I've churned butter once or twice

[00:00:55] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:00:59] It's hard work and sacrifice

[00:01:01] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:01:04] We sell quilts at discount price

[00:01:07] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:01:10] A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

[00:01:12] I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek

[00:01:16] I really don't care in fact I wish him well

[00:01:18] 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell

[00:01:21] But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

[00:01:24] An Amish with a 'tude

[00:01:26] You know that's unheard of

[00:01:27] I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat

[00:01:30] And my homies agree I really look good in black fool

[00:01:33] If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears

[00:01:36] We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years

[00:01:39] But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare

[00:01:42] We're just technologically impaired

[00:01:44] There's no phone no lights no motorcars

[00:01:47] Not a single luxury

[00:01:50] Like Robinson Crusoe

[00:01:53] It's as primitive as can be

[00:01:57] We been spending most our lives

[00:01:59] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:02:03] We're just plain and simple guys

[00:02:05] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:02:09] There's no time for sin and vice

[00:02:11] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:02:14] We don't fight we all play nice

[00:02:17] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:02:20] Hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter

[00:02:23] Raised a barn on Monday soon I'll raise another

[00:02:26] Think you're really righteous

[00:02:27] Think you're pure in heart

[00:02:29] Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art

[00:02:32] I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like

[00:02:34] On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife

[00:02:38] So don't be vain and don't be whiny

[00:02:40] Or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your heinie

[00:02:44] We been spending most our lives

[00:02:46] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:02:50] We're all crazy Mennonites

[00:02:52] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:02:55] There's no cops and traffic lights

[00:02:58] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:03:01] But you'd probably think it bites

[00:03:03] Living in an Amish paradise

[00:03:07] Oooooh Ooooooh blech