《If I Had $1，000，000(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] If I Had $1 000 000

[00:00:05] Barenaked Ladies

[00:00:26] If I Had a Million Dollars

[00:00:29] If I had a million dollars

[00:00:32] Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house

[00:00:38] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:00:44] I'd buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

[00:00:50] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:00:56] Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile

[00:01:02] And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

[00:01:15] If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard

[00:01:20] If I had a million dollars you could help it wouldn't be that hard

[00:01:26] If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

[00:01:32] “You know we could just go up there and hang out ”

[00:01:34] “Like open the fridge and stuff

[00:01:36] And there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

[00:01:38] They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ”

[00:01:41] “Well can you blame them ”

[00:01:44] “Yeah ”

[00:01:47] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:01:53] Well I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that's cruel

[00:01:59] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:02:04] Well I'd buy you an exotic pet yep like a llama or an emu

[00:02:11] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:02:16] Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains all them crazy elephant bones

[00:02:22] And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

[00:02:35] If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store

[00:02:41] If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

[00:02:47] If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

[00:02:52] “But we would eat Kraft dinner ”

[00:02:54] “Of course we would we'd just eat more ”

[00:02:56] “And buy really expensive ketchups with it ”

[00:02:59] “That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ”

[00:03:07] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:03:13] Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel

[00:03:19] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:03:25] Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel

[00:03:31] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:03:37] Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey

[00:03:43] And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

[00:03:55] If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars

[00:04:01] If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars

[00:04:06] If I had a million dollars I'd be rich