《Skipper Dan》歌词

[00:00:00] Skipper Dan - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:00:07]
[00:00:07] I starred in every high school play
[00:00:10] 我是每场高中戏剧的主演
[00:00:10] Blew every drama teacher away
[00:00:14] 我震撼了每一位戏剧老师
[00:00:14] Graduated first in my class at Juilliard
[00:00:21] 在茱莉亚学院以班级第一名的成绩毕业
[00:00:21] Took every acting workshop I could
[00:00:25] 尽我所能学习了每个戏剧表演课程
[00:00:25] And I dreamed of Hollywood
[00:00:29] 阅读乌塔哈根的书 研究诗人
[00:00:29] While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
[00:00:37] 我梦到了好莱坞
[00:00:37] Hit the boards and paid my dues
[00:00:40] 成功过 也失败过
[00:00:40] And got phenomenal rave reviews
[00:00:44] 终获得惊人好评
[00:00:44] I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt
[00:00:50] 我知道世界会爱我 毫无疑问
[00:00:50] I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
[00:00:55] 我确信塔伦蒂诺会给我打电话
[00:00:55] Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
[00:00:58] 安妮莱柏维兹会为我登上滚石杂志拍照
[00:00:58] But the years have come and gone
[00:01:01] 但是一年年过去
[00:01:01] And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out
[00:01:06] 我很遗憾 人生没有按预设的方向前行
[00:01:06] I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:01:10] 我是丛林巡航舰的一名导游
[00:01:10] Skipper Dan is the name
[00:01:13] 我叫船长丹
[00:01:13] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[00:01:17] 我每天演34场
[00:01:17] And every time it's the same
[00:01:21] 每场都是相同的内容
[00:01:21] Look at those hippos they're wigglin' their ears
[00:01:25] 看这些河马 它们在摆动耳朵
[00:01:25] Just like they've done for the last 50 years
[00:01:28] 就像它们过去50年来一直做的那样
[00:01:28] Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
[00:01:32] 现在我对自己讲的笑话发笑 但内心却在哭泣
[00:01:32] 'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:01:41] 因为我在丛林巡航舰上工作
[00:01:41] Oh the critics they used to say
[00:01:44] 评论家们过去常常说
[00:01:44] I was the new Olivier
[00:01:48] 我是新一代的奥利弗
[00:01:48] Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
[00:01:55] 以为我会是丹尼斯或戛纳电影节的宠儿
[00:01:55] Aw but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me
[00:01:59] 但是不要试图在IMDB上打扰我
[00:01:59] The only place you might possibly see me
[00:02:03] 你能找到我的唯一地方
[00:02:03] Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
[00:02:09] 就是坐在我的小船上游览冒险岛
[00:02:09] It ain't exactly what I planned
[00:02:11] 这不是我计划的人生
[00:02:11] But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:02:14] 但我是丛林巡航舰上的一个导游
[00:02:14] Skipper Dan is the name
[00:02:18] 我叫船长丹
[00:02:18] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[00:02:22] 我每天演34场
[00:02:22] And every time it's the same
[00:02:26] 每场都是相同的内容
[00:02:26] I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
[00:02:29] 如果我参演话剧Speed The Plow 一定震惊全场
[00:02:29] But what's the difference that's all behind me now
[00:02:33] 但又有什么意义 那些已都过去
[00:02:33] 'Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride
[00:02:36] 因为我需要付房租 我放下了自己的身段
[00:02:36] And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:02:41] 我在丛林巡航舰上工作
[00:02:41] I should be there on Broadway
[00:02:42] 我应该在百老汇
[00:02:42] Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
[00:02:48] 应该在十二怒汉里大展身手
[00:02:48] But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
[00:02:51] 但我却在这里讲着无聊的笑话
[00:02:51] Again and again and again and again and again and again and again
[00:02:59] 一遍又一遍
[00:02:59] Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet
[00:03:04] 孟加拉虎能跳超过20英尺那么高
[00:03:04] That's an African bull elephant
[00:03:08] 那是非洲象
[00:03:08] And there it is the backside of water
[00:03:12] 到了 这里就是河水的背面
[00:03:12] What have I done with my life
[00:03:14] 我对自己的生活做了什么
[00:03:14] I shoulda listened when my grandfather said
[00:03:17] 我应该听爷爷的话
[00:03:17] "Why don't you major in business instead "
[00:03:21] 他说 你为什么不学商科呢
[00:03:21] Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
[00:03:23] 现在我的希望消逝 梦想破灭
[00:03:23] And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:03:30] 我可能会在丛林巡航舰当一辈子导游
[00:03:30] Skipper Dan is the name
[00:03:34] 我叫船长丹
[00:03:34] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[00:03:37] 我每天演34场
[00:03:37] And every time it's the same
[00:03:41] 每场都是相同的内容
[00:03:41] Look at those hippos they're wigglin' their ears
[00:03:45] 看这些河马 它们在摆动耳朵
[00:03:45] Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears
[00:03:48] 谁来给我一击吧 我无聊得想哭
[00:03:48] Always said I'd be famous I guess that I lied
[00:03:52] 总说我会出名 我猜我撒谎了
[00:03:52] 'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:03:56] 因为我在丛林巡航舰上工作
[00:03:56] I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:04:01] 我仍然在丛林巡航舰上工作
您可能还喜欢歌手Weird Al Yankovic的歌曲:
随机推荐歌词:
- 余興 [椎名林檎]
- Still Love You [AAA]
- We Are the Champions [The Queen Kings]
- 姑娘像花儿一样 [克里木]
- 我也有懦弱的时候 [陈慧娴]
- 舞曲(交谊舞)北京平四 刘海砍樵 [网络歌手]
- 妹妹我不能够 [范琳琳]
- Emergency [Icona Pop]
- 我要撒娇 [梦霞]
- Drifting Heart [Chuck Berry]
- 就是这个理儿 [张大礼]
- Found You (Original Mix) [Unlike Pluto]
- El Jinete [Pasion Vega]
- Ripped Pants [SpongeBob SquarePants]
- This Is What It Feels Like [Electric Fields]
- 虚假的承诺 [王港港]
- 继续 [丹增]
- En Vrldsomsegling Under Havet(Album Version) [Bo Kaspers Orkester]
- Los Peces Del Viento [Santa Sabina]
- BAMBINA [平原綾香]
- Let There Be Love [Steve Lawrence]
- Dedicato [Loredana Berte]
- BERMUDA TRIANGLE(CD Only) [ZICO ()&Crush&Dean]
- That Christmas Feeling [Perri Como]
- All I Do Is Dream Of You [Dean Martin]
- Loch Lomond [Saltatio Mortis]
- I Want To Hold Your Hand [The Supremes]
- 要么安稳要么滚 [MC罪天]
- Salt Peanuts [Dizzy Gillespie]
- Blue Christmas [赵冠宇]
- We Come(Radio Edit) [Boehm]
- Can’t Help Falling In Love [Samantha Harvey]
- But Beautiful [Billie Holiday]
- Gone [Ferlin Husky]
- 等你归来 [王爱华]
- High Maintenance Woman [Hit Crew Masters]
- Photograph [JANI LANE&Joe Lynn Turner]
- My Somebody [Trent Harmon]
- Baka Muli Lang Masaktan [Toni Daya]
- 花儿与少年(清唱版) [华晨宇]
- 即使没人懂 [佳楠]
- If You Do(Live) [GOT7]