《TMZ》歌词

[00:00:00] TMZ - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
[00:00:07] You're sort of famous
[00:00:08] A minor celebrity
[00:00:11] And so it only makes sense
[00:00:13] The world would be
[00:00:14] Obsessed with every
[00:00:16] Single thing you do
[00:00:21] They're running 'round
[00:00:22] With their camcorders in the night
[00:00:25] They lurk impatienly
[00:00:26] In hope that they just might
[00:00:29] See something really embarrassing
[00:00:32] You do
[00:00:35] The bad hair day and sweat stained t shirts
[00:00:39] That's the story that
[00:00:41] They are gonna feature
[00:00:42] With exclusive pics
[00:00:44] Of your flabby behind
[00:00:45] You think you're all alone
[00:00:47] But that's right when you'll find
[00:00:49] A bunch of paparazzi
[00:00:51] Popping out of nowhere
[00:00:53] Cameras in your face
[00:00:55] And then suddenly
[00:00:58] We
[00:00:59] You're on TMZ
[00:01:02] You're on TMZ
[00:01:07] Following you
[00:01:09] When you're walking down the street
[00:01:11] And asking stupid questions
[00:01:13] While you're trying to eat
[00:01:15] So you cover your face
[00:01:17] Thinking to yourself
[00:01:19] Hey isn't this creepy
[00:01:21] And they are there praying
[00:01:23] You'll have a big meltdown
[00:01:25] And take a mono lethal car chase
[00:01:28] Through this whole town
[00:01:29] They'll be there with you
[00:01:30] When you're going to jail
[00:01:32] First on the scene
[00:01:33] For every wardrobe fail
[00:01:36] You just picked up some transvestite
[00:01:39] Seconds later
[00:01:41] It's up on the website
[00:01:43] Get a vegas wedding
[00:01:44] A quickie divorce
[00:01:46] And they'll be
[00:01:47] Sneaking in
[00:01:48] Snapping pictures of course
[00:01:49] And if they ever catch you
[00:01:52] Picking your nose
[00:01:53] Or storming down the street
[00:01:56] In a drunken spree
[00:01:59] You're on TMZ
[00:02:04] Stalking you just waiting by a frontal
[00:02:08] Trailing you through
[00:02:10] Airport security
[00:02:14] They were TMZ
[00:02:17] They were TMZ
[00:02:19] We caught this oscar nominee picking up dof poop
[00:02:22] Is that a baby back there
[00:02:23] I pronounce you guilty
[00:02:24] Of leaving the house while fat
[00:02:26] Look who's drinking Coffee
[00:02:28] Everything celebrities do is fascinating
[00:02:31] Oh let me tell you
[00:02:32] It's getting to the point
[00:02:34] Where a famous person can't
[00:02:36] Even get a DUI
[00:02:37] Or go on a racist rant
[00:02:40] Those guys are all around
[00:02:41] So you really shouldn't dare
[00:02:43] Go to every club in town
[00:02:45] If you've flate your underwear
[00:02:48] Seems that every single time
[00:02:51] A star decides to shave her hair
[00:02:54] Or ram their car into a tree
[00:02:58] They're on TMZ
[00:03:03] If they catch you peeing in the bushes
[00:03:06] Later on that night
[00:03:09] Well I guarantee
[00:03:12] You're on TMZ
[00:03:16] You're on TMZ
[00:03:19] You're on TMZ
[00:03:22] Every single celebrity
[00:03:27] Knows they're gonna be
[00:03:30] They're on TMZ
[00:03:32] TMZ
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