《Aging Orange》歌词

[00:00:00] Aging Orange - The Vandals

[00:00:00] Written by：Joe Escalante/Warren Fitzgerald

[00:00:05] I'm palm palm head

[00:00:07] And I wrote one good song

[00:00:08] But that was almost 20 years ago

[00:00:11] I tried and I tried to follow it up

[00:00:13] But you know how those

[00:00:14] Sophomore jinxes go

[00:00:16] So I became quite bitter

[00:00:17] As sales dropped like flies

[00:00:18] No one likes these dumb songs

[00:00:20] Cars racing and spies

[00:00:21] Maybe it's my ape drape

[00:00:22] Or hippies in my band

[00:00:24] But now we only tour and every in Arizona

[00:00:26] Or Japan

[00:00:27] So after much thought

[00:00:28] And a panel of experts

[00:00:29] I came up with a brilliant little plan

[00:00:32] I'll take out my frustrations

[00:00:35] On one of these ungrateful

[00:00:36] New punk rock bands

[00:00:37] 'Cuz I invented socks

[00:00:38] And I invented gravy

[00:00:40] I made up the cotton gin

[00:00:41] But no one ever paid me

[00:00:42] Why beat a dead horse

[00:00:43] With a career that is cursed

[00:00:45] I'll just sue for royalties

[00:00:46] On things I thought of first

[00:00:48] Back in ancient egypt

[00:00:49] Many pharaohs went to jail

[00:00:50] For misappropriation

[00:00:51] Of my Phrigian scale

[00:00:58] I said listen to Tutankhamen

[00:01:00] You're driving me insane

[00:01:01] It's obvious those bellies

[00:01:02] Are all dancing to bloodstains

[00:01:04] I figured out you owe me

[00:01:05] And please try not to laugh

[00:01:06] But every time I hear it

[00:01:07] I get one more golden calf

[00:01:09] So I've bitten off

[00:01:10] A sizable chunk

[00:01:11] Of the hands of the people

[00:01:13] With the food

[00:01:14] Now concerned to the pages of flipside

[00:01:17] A graveyard of punk rock's

[00:01:18] 35 year old dudes

[00:01:20] So I invented socks

[00:01:21] And I invented gravy

[00:01:22] I made up the cotton gin

[00:01:24] But no one ever paid me

[00:01:25] Why beat a dead horse

[00:01:26] With a career that is cursed

[00:01:27] I'll just sue for royalties

[00:01:29] On things I thought of first

[00:01:30] Palm palm

[00:01:32] Palm palm

[00:01:33] Palm palm

[00:01:34] Palm palm

[00:01:36] Ape drape

[00:01:37] Ape drape

[00:01:38] Poodle head

[00:01:40] Poodle head

[00:01:41] Palm palm

[00:01:42] Palm palm

[00:01:43] Ape drape

[00:01:45] Poodle head

[00:01:46] Palm palm

[00:01:47] Palm palm

[00:01:49] Ape drape

[00:01:50] Poodle head

[00:01:51] Poodle head

[00:01:53] Poodle head

[00:01:54] Poodle head