《Like a Surgeon》歌词

[00:00:00] Like A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:10] I finally made it through med school

[00:00:14] Somehow i made it through

[00:00:19] I'm just an intern

[00:00:20] I still make a mistake or two

[00:00:26] I was last in my class

[00:00:30] Barely passsed at the institute

[00:00:34] Now i'm trying to avoid yah i'm trying to avoid

[00:00:40] A malpractise suit

[00:00:45] Hey like a surgeon

[00:00:48] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:00:53] Like a surgeon

[00:00:56] Organ transplants are my line

[00:01:00] Better give me all your gause nurse

[00:01:04] This patient's fading fast

[00:01:09] Complications have set in

[00:01:11] Don't know how long he'll last

[00:01:15] Let me see that iv

[00:01:19] Here we go time to operate

[00:01:23] I'll pull his indsides out pull his insides out

[00:01:30] And see what he ate

[00:01:35] Like a surgeon hey

[00:01:38] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:01:42] Like a surgeon

[00:01:46] Here's a waiver for you to sign

[00:01:53] Woe woe woe

[00:02:05] It's a fact i'm a quack

[00:02:09] The disgrace of the ama

[00:02:13] 'Cause my patients die yah my patients die

[00:02:20] Before they can pay

[00:02:24] Like a surgeon hey

[00:02:27] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:02:32] Like a surgeon

[00:02:35] Got your kidneys on my mind

[00:02:39] Like a surgeon ooh like a surgeon

[00:02:45] When i reach inside

[00:02:49] With my scalpel and my forceps and retractors

[00:02:54] Oh

[00:03:05] Ooh baby yah

[00:03:09] I can hear your heartbeat

[00:03:13] For the very last time