《Taco Grande》歌词

[00:00:00] Taco Grande - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:14] Tacogrande Tacogrande

[00:00:29] Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado

[00:00:30] Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

[00:00:33] Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno

[00:00:36] Y el chile relleno

[00:00:37] You see I just gotta have a tostada carne asada

[00:00:40] That's right I want the whole enchilada

[00:00:42] My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla

[00:00:44] I need a quesadilla

[00:00:46] I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn

[00:00:49] With my friends or when I'm all alone

[00:00:51] Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero

[00:00:52] Un burrito ranchero

[00:00:54] So give me something spicy and hot now

[00:00:58] Break out the menu what you got now

[00:01:00] Oh would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side

[00:01:03] You better make sure the beans are refried

[00:01:05] Taco grande Taco grande

[00:01:22] Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

[00:01:25] That's why I order two or three

[00:01:27] Let me give you a tip just try a nacho chip

[00:01:29] It's really good with bean dip

[00:01:31] I eat uno dos tres quarto burritos

[00:01:33] Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

[00:01:35] Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

[00:01:38] And a pitcher of margaritas

[00:01:40] Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice

[00:01:43] The taquitos here are very nice

[00:01:44] Now I'm down on my knees we need some extra tomatoes and cheese

[00:01:47] And could you make that separate checks please

[00:01:49] Taco grande Taco grande

[00:02:07] "Buenos noches senor bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa

[00:02:10] Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar

[00:02:12] El ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso

[00:02:14] Sus ojos se quemaran su estomago estara en fuego

[00:02:19] Se quedaran en el baÑo por una semana

[00:02:21] Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto "

[00:02:26] Well the food is coming I can hardly wait

[00:02:27] Now watch your fingers careful hot plate

[00:02:29] What you think you're doing with my chile con queso

[00:02:32] Well if you want some just say so

[00:02:34] Oh boy pico de gallo

[00:02:36] They sure don't make it like this in Ohio

[00:02:39] No gracias yo quiero jalepeÑos nada ms

[00:02:41] You can toss away the hot sauce

[00:02:43] Donde estan los nachos Holy frijole

[00:02:45] You better get me a bowl of guacamole

[00:02:47] Y Uusted Eugene Why's your face turning green

[00:02:50] Don't you like pinto beans

[00:02:51] You want some more cinnamon crispas

[00:02:54] If you don't hasta la vista

[00:02:56] Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna

[00:02:59] You can finish it maÑana

[00:03:00] Well it's been a pleasure I can't eat no more

[00:03:03] SeÑor la cuenta por favor

[00:03:04] If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking well you oughta

[00:03:07] Just don't drink the water